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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

SwissArmyDruid posted:

The most infuriating part of that video: "you'll get cancer", loving.... Asians and "you'll get cancer". The absolute level of backwater juju ignorance on display. I refuse to take medical opinions from anyone that believes a fan running while you're sleeping will kill you.

Could not watch any more past that point.

If you watched the entire video you wouldn't have to show your entire rear end for free like this.

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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Sometimes you gotta :justpost: even when you don't have any pants on

SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo
Oh for gently caress's sake, you people. 7:14 in the video.



You can literally see his expression change when whoever that person in the background opens their mouth and vomits their stupidity onto the world. That person's who I'm mad at, not the guy on screen, because it's the same uneducated bullshit I hear from my stupid dumb peasant relatives.

SwissArmyDruid fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Aug 4, 2023

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
I think it might've been a little unclear because its a little unfair to the video to stop watching because of what the random customer in the back was interjecting because it's like 15s out of the total.

SwissArmyDruid
Feb 14, 2014

by sebmojo
I assure you, my blood pressure disagreed. Goddamn loving peasants. The kind of stupidity that says, "you need to play basketball so you get taller", confusing that people who are tall are selected to play basketball, and not that basketball could be used as a means to an end. That was a favorite of my mother's, growing up, by the way. That's the level of stupidity I got flashbacks to.

(and so that we can head off any further accusations against my character, when I say "peasants" here, I mean, quite literally, that I am descended from, and related to, rice farmers, duck herders, and fishers, but was born in the US and went to school in a well-qualified school district, for all the gently caress that means.)

SwissArmyDruid fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Aug 4, 2023

mystes
May 31, 2006

You literally don't know who's saying that, whether they're serious or just giving him a hard time because of his rant about people saying that stuff would give you cancer earlier in the video, or whether they're a "peasant."

If they're serious, based on what he's doing at that point in the video, they're most likely referring to the idea that repeatedly burning your esophagus can lead to esophageal cancer, which is something that multiple papers have suggested, although the evidence is not very strong, so implying that it's some sort of asian peasant superstition is just really weird.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

SwissArmyDruid posted:

I assure you, my blood pressure disagreed. Goddamn loving peasants. The kind of stupidity that says, "you need to play basketball so you get taller", confusing that people who are tall are selected to play basketball, and not that basketball could be used as a means to an end. That was a favorite of my mother's, growing up, by the way. That's the level of stupidity I got flashbacks to.

(and so that we can head off any further accusations against my character, when I say "peasants" here, I mean, quite literally, that I am descended from, and related to, rice farmers, duck herders, and fishers, but was born in the US and went to school in a well-qualified school district, for all the gently caress that means.)

what’s wrong with being a peasant farmer? or being descended from them?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

americans are better people than fishermen

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

except for american fishermen (mainelanders)

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

vanity slug posted:

except for american fishermen (mainelanders)

im literally related to american fisherman. it’s horrible

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice
On one hand my dad is kinda similar, he's always telling me the latest health risks from xyz as a result of some latest study hes read about how Japanese potato farmers live to 150 so I should switch to an all potato diet, so there's definitely a certain kind of person who consumes that sort of Woo nutrition science and repeats it as fact. I don't think this is specific to China, though I imagine China might have their own flavour of this sort of thing.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Let's move on from whatever this is.

:thanks:

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





I might be moving from gas stove to induction. Any particularly good induction woks or do I just go out and buy the same cheap carbon steel one but flat bottom? Or do I just avoid the idea entirely and get an outdoor burner.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


If you want to go for it those curved induction... they're not burners I guess. Thingies? They're designed for woks and are supposed to work surprisingly well since induction can get real hot real fast.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Grand Fromage posted:

If you want to go for it those curved induction... they're not burners I guess. Thingies? They're designed for woks and are supposed to work surprisingly well since induction can get real hot real fast.

If I'm going to get a dedicated appliance its going to be an outdoor burner, I just am wondering what my options are for a regular induction stove. I would think a flat bottom carbon steel would work well enough.

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Nephzinho posted:

If I'm going to get a dedicated appliance its going to be an outdoor burner, I just am wondering what my options are for a regular induction stove. I would think a flat bottom carbon steel would work well enough.

I use a flat bottom carbon steel on my glass top electric stove and it works decently well. It’s not quite as good as gas, but it heats well and works on my induction burner too. It’s not ever going to be as hot as a jet flame, but it makes food fast. I just batch cook things by time needed and toss it all back in for saucing.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Jhet posted:

I just batch cook things by time needed and toss it all back in for saucing.

This is what I do on my gas burner indoors right now anyway, but I'm moving in a few months and am unexpectedly going with induction and while the majority of my pans will be fine the most commonly used thing that won't be is my wok. I was wanting a bigger one anyway, so I guess I have my excuse to bump it up getting the flat bottom.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
I use a flat bottom cast iron wok on my regular electric stove and I am more limited by my tiny stove hood not handling the smoke than I am by the wok not getting hot enough. Can only turn the heat up to like 60-70% before it gets to be too much

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Wowporn posted:

I use a flat bottom cast iron wok on my regular electric stove and I am more limited by my tiny stove hood not handling the smoke than I am by the wok not getting hot enough. Can only turn the heat up to like 60-70% before it gets to be too much

I have the same issue when I use my cast iron skillets for burgers and the like. They heat up and stay hot so much better, but at least on my stand alone induction burner they hold heat so well that they trip the "it's too hot" emergency shut off safety feature. The carbon steel pans I have never do this, but my instinct is to use motion to help move the ingredients and my countertop induction burner hates when I lift the pan for even a second.

I kind of want one of the counter top wok induction burners, but I'm afraid that will wait until I do any big kitchen remodels and replace the hood venting. It's outdoor gas burners for when I really want to go high heat.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

Nephzinho posted:

I might be moving from gas stove to induction. Any particularly good induction woks or do I just go out and buy the same cheap carbon steel one but flat bottom? Or do I just avoid the idea entirely and get an outdoor burner.

i use a flat bottom wok on my induction stove and its fine. its the same ikea branded flat bottom wok i used on gas burners in china for 8 years. it was one of the few things i brought back when barely avoided getting locked down for 2 months last year.

flat bottom is fine.

tbh i like induction more than gas now you can get poo poo so hot so fast.

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice


Peanut butter noodles on konjac pasta (following the "You Suck At Cooking Video") sans chili crisps because apparently mine expired back in 2022!!!

I also followed the Chinese Cooking Demystified Video on Pork dumplings but I didn't like, package them in wrappers because of Keto but I kinda wanted peanut butter dumplings as well so here's my attempt at deconstructed peanut butter dumplings.

Should've 250% more peanut butter sauce for the amount of pasta I made instead of merely 200% more. I had doubled all the measurements but seems like not enough.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Raenir Salazar posted:

sans chili crisps because apparently mine expired back in 2022!!!

Chinese products list the date of manufacture. They don't (generally) have expiration dates listed, which is fine since they're 99% bullshit.

The only reason laoganma would expire is if the oil turns rancid. Which is still safe to eat it just tastes/smells bad.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

reposting my trip report from elsewhere:

im in a minority village in guizhou and i just had one of the best fish ive ever had in my life. the fish was fried, and then stewed in a sauce that is just incredible. it tasted like pickled peppers, tomatoes, garlic, and some spices that i couldnt place. but i asked them and they said there’s no tomatoes, and the peppers are local and fresh, but they use a ton of different spices and they wouldn’t tell me how they make it lol. it was spicy, sour, a little sweet, and had a nice spice background. almost perfect



it was called 侗家槽辣鱼

Wonton
Jul 5, 2012
Not steamed grouper :(

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

fart simpson posted:

SwissArmyDruid posted:

loving.... Asians

:heysexy:


Aaanyway! I just tried Laoganma chili crisp for the first time and I am sold.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

fart simpson posted:

reposting my trip report from elsewhere:

im in a minority village in guizhou and i just had one of the best fish ive ever had in my life. the fish was fried, and then stewed in a sauce that is just incredible. it tasted like pickled peppers, tomatoes, garlic, and some spices that i couldnt place. but i asked them and they said there’s no tomatoes, and the peppers are local and fresh, but they use a ton of different spices and they wouldn’t tell me how they make it lol. it was spicy, sour, a little sweet, and had a nice spice background. almost perfect



it was called 侗家槽辣鱼
The key to this is probably the fermented chili pepper

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

yeah

lostleaf
Jul 12, 2009
Any one with suggestions/recipes on how to make fried rice with brown rice? Recipes that work well with white rice just doesn't work well. I just came back from Taiwan and I had some really good fried rice made with brown rice so it's definitely possible.

Revitalized
Sep 13, 2007

A free custom title is a free custom title

Lipstick Apathy
I bought a bunch of lu bao a while back to make beef noodle soup, and it was great. However, I still have many packets of lu bao left. What other ideas can I use with these?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Lu rou fan

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Trying to decide if I get a wok ring that fits my stove, or if I just say gently caress it and get a standalone burner. A standalone burner means I can cook somewhere easier to clean instead of having to scrape oil off the stove, plus it’ll support round bottom woks by default. Any recs?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Outside if you can at all justify and do it.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


What happens if it’s raining?

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


Pollyanna posted:

What happens if it’s raining?

The Leidenfrost effect I think.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Pollyanna posted:

What happens if it’s raining?

We wok in the rain.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Fair enough. In that case, are flat bottoms fine for indoor use, or is a round bottom non-negotiable?

Jhet
Jun 3, 2013

Pollyanna posted:

Fair enough. In that case, are flat bottoms fine for indoor use, or is a round bottom non-negotiable?

Flat bottom will work. It will never get as hot as if you're using a jet gas burner regardless, but it has the benefit of being useful on the range you already have. They still get plenty hot and will have plenty of action when you use it. Watch the home cook videos on youtube and not just Chef Wang Gang and you'll see plenty of flat bottom woks.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Pollyanna posted:

Fair enough. In that case, are flat bottoms fine for indoor use, or is a round bottom non-negotiable?

u should watch the sections of this video titled how and why of restaurant stir fries and then how to adapt to home kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-fU6MCPZ2M

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Yeah, I got into cooking Chinese food from their channel. Just getting tired of anything more complicated than chili tofu being a pain in the rear end on my stove. I know what to get now, thanks!

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Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Sir Sidney Poitier posted:

The Leidenfrost effect I think.

This happened to me once. I was heating up my pan after cooking to make sure it was nice and dry and I kept hearing a sizzling sound and was thinking "ok why is my pan sizzling it should be dry already". It was a little sprinkle coming in and making a little sizzle on the pan.

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