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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT new user names
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zone
Dec 6, 2016

 Really High Heels

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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares

Grey Cat posted:

Chish and fips

cish and fips

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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

 Recombinant Ham

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zone
Dec 6, 2016

 BLT Donut

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Force Skin

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 Steven J Witherwood

* # ? Aug 6, 2023 01:42
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Recombinant Ham

Rumcumbent Ham

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Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 6, 2011

 Quinoa Ryder

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Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
I was born in a ho

loving 18 character limit

* # ? Aug 6, 2023 03:04
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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Abbey Choad

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



 Paperbag Writer

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 Grilled Funyuns

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



 Flex Offender

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Mr_Companie posted:

Hercock Holmes

Dr Penile Wartson

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

 Tragically, He Farted

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

 Stevey J

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Whimsicalfuckery
Sep 6, 2011

 Classical rear end

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My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

 I unno I think Whimsical graded out of the thread

* # ? Aug 6, 2023 22:06
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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

 That Deglovin' Feelin'

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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

 In God We Thrust

* # ? Aug 7, 2023 00:48
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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup


 First Person Salad Shooter

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Scared Gay

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Scared Gay

Bloodfart McGay

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Scared Gay

Don't joke about that, I went into one of those halloween haunted houses once, and they scared the straight out of me. The ghost was a good kisser, tho.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


 Franken's monster cock

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

 BishieGlomper420

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup


 prayed for gay

Post-Malone Stress Disorder

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My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

 marital aids

* # ? Aug 7, 2023 06:37
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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


 https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1688285720610213888

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My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Mr. Fix It posted:

https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1688285720610213888

Holy Connecticut unfulfilled life goals

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mr. Fix It posted:

https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1688285720610213888

Knox Nance, PI

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016

Mr. Fix It posted:

https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1688285720610213888

They’ve become real
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External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

They’ve become real



This image makes me laugh 100% of the time I see it

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things

External Organs posted:

This image makes me laugh 100% of the time I see it

what about someone reading the lineup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c

What if I told everyone there were way more names in fighting baseball?
Google Doc

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Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



 Bobson Dugnutt is my personal favourite

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup

facialimpediment posted:

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1688599775296294919?t=hXPYdsnA1YnxM9ZB9AaAgQ&s=19
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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀

90s Solo Cup posted:



they'll all great

mllaneza posted:

LOL, Update from Montgomery, AL

https://twitter.com/ThereGoTerry/status/1688509564595937281?s=20

"Sea Murder" is now trending on Twitter along with Scuba Gooding Jr..


Black Aquaman
Michael B Phelps
Shaquille O’Gills
Scuba Gooding Jr.
Sea Murder
Aquamayne
Sharkus Garvey
Barnacle Boi

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup


 Genuinely losing my poo poo over "Sea Murder."

Not even sure why that even merited a probe other than the IK being an IK.

Dishonest Abe

90s Solo Cup fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Aug 8, 2023

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense


 Chevy Chaste

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DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic
Chastity Belt and Rode Initiative

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