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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > 2023 World Cup - Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!
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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Use your subs dude

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

PostNouveau posted:

Use your subs dude

Vlatko: :hmmno:

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Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

PostNouveau posted:

Use your subs dude

He is. Hurtig and Jakobsson are coming on.

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
smiths hair is starting to piss me off, straight up looks like a kotor npc

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Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name
Morgan is bad.

* # ? Aug 6, 2023 11:41
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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

 someone score a goal, game is bad

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 The US is really missing Mallory Swanson here.

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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 i can see it already—rapinoe gets subbed on at 119’, takes the 5th PK, gets all the glory

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
That was Naeher's first save this tourney

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Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

Terminally Bored posted:

Morgan is bad.

what going to tottenham does to a mf

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Terminally Bored posted:

Morgan is bad.

Sure this is a decent look, and maybe I can pull the trigger, but maybe if I settle it and dribble a bit I can get a better look ... oh it's over we got nothing from it.

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Terminally Bored posted:

Morgan is bad.

The through ball put her at a bad angle and she decided to take it to a worse one.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 We need to get Vlatko into a track suit, unlock his full powers.

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Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
 Yes... Hahaha... Yes!

Knockout football. The world cup has finally arrived.

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GashouseGorilla
Nov 11, 2011


 fire both these teams and bring back Portugal

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Aaaaaaaggggghhhh

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Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

tristeham posted:

two bad teams
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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Morgan should be subbed off, do we really have no better option at center forward

Eau de MacGowan posted:

smiths hair is starting to piss me off, straight up looks like a kotor npc

lol

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 CHRIST.

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
What a save

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

 musovic... phwoar

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Sweden keeper MOTM

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
loving gently caress

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Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

Sphyre posted:

musovic... phwoar

Chelea's going to have a new number 1 next season.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
 ooh thassa good save

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 LOL, we've decided not to have the long stoppage times, I see.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Shorting the stoppage time again

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2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

 Sweden's goalie really wants to touch at least five more balls today.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 Send both teams home imo

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2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

GashouseGorilla posted:

fire both these teams and bring back Portugal
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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

PostNouveau posted:

Shorting the stoppage time again

a mercy tbh

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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Shrapnig posted:

Send both teams home imo
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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 so we subbed off our most impactful player then (Rodman)

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Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!

 The US played so poorly in the group stage that their performance so far could both be described as, “a huge improvement” and “bad” at the same time.

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slorb
May 14, 2002
 man, how deep is the chelsea team if thats their backup keeper.

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Hello goals, yes I would like to order one (1) goal please... No I don't care which team.. yes I know they are bad

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Paperback Writer posted:

so we subbed off our most impactful player then (Rodman)

Apparently she’s been ill so it makes sense tbh

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Terminally Bored
Oct 31, 2011

Twenty-five dollars and a six pack to my name

slorb posted:

man, how deep is the chelsea team if thats their backup keeper.

Meanwhile Naeher, as good as she is, plays for the shitshow that is Chicago Red Stars who've been completely awful all season.

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
ugh ive gotta be up for the community shield in like 4 hours and im not even certain im going to get to lol at america any more

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