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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > 2023 World Cup - Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!
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Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

 1 goal in 5 hours of play - unbelievable.

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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 these women are some of the best of all-time

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

vyelkin posted:

penalties penalties penalties

*shouting louder*

Penalties! Penalties! Penalties!

*banging on table, everybody joins in*

PENALTIES! PENALTIES! PENALTIES!
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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Christe Eleison posted:

1 goal in 5 hours of play - unbelievable.

We've only got 2 players willing to take a shot without 5 seconds of loving around first, and we subbed off one of them

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Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Bogan Krkic posted:

Musovic gonna win this game singlehanded

She won't do poo poo

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
seagulls are circling

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Which keeper has the best shithousery

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Encroachment watch 2023 starting

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Love to see the ref explaining to the keepers how penalties work. In case they forgot

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
 i hope the usa kick every penalty over the bar

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
My "this is not a coinflip" commentary is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "this is not a coinflip" commentary

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

vyelkin posted:

i hope the usa kick every penalty over the bar

About that...

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L.H.O.O.Q.
Jan 3, 2013

:coal:

Eau de MacGowan posted:

seagulls are circling

- Eric Cantona voice

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Here we go

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 Good pen.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 Ice cold Swedish pen

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 Also a good pen.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 Good Pen, even though Horan's body language was terrifying me.

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Let’s loving go

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Good pens so far.

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 Argh, thought Naeher had that one.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 Good pelanties these

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

 all side netting so far :catstare:

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Uh-oh, she looks terrified.

Edit: Yup!

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
YES!!!!!!!!

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 Womp womp

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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
 Five Good Pens.

One Bad Pen.

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2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

 welp

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TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



 oh man that's rough

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
lmao

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 What in the world

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
NO!!!!!!!!

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAGAHAHAH

gently caress YOU RAPINOE

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Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




 lol Rapinoe

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

 lmao rapinoe

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TDepressionEarl
Oct 28, 2010


I'm trying to win the World Cup
but I'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps playing Argentina onside

 oh rapinoe

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Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

 Yesssss

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

 Holy poo poo

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TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



 and then rapinoe blows it goddamn

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2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

 :ahahayes:

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