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PenguinKnight posted:the lowtax speed run continues hahaha the instant Zuck put a date on fighting Musk he's got a crippling neck injury Gonna start showing up with a neck brace and a cane
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If Elon tries to back out because of a fake spine booboo Zuck should just challenge him to an arm wrestling match
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Aug 7, 2023 04:35
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Watch Musk claim he can't fight due to bone spurs
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PenguinKnight posted:the lowtax speed run continues I have to wonder if Musk actually knew about Zuck’s obsession with MMA before running his mouth off like he did? This seems exactly like the Halli situation where he talks huge before realising the person he’s insulting is significantly more competent than he is. Like Zuck is younger, fitter and way more dedicated to MMA than he is, the only way Musk is going to beat any dodging allegations is by actually fighting Zuck.
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PenguinKnight posted:the lowtax speed run continues Zuckerberg kicked his rear end so hard his injuries reverberated back in time
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Aug 7, 2023 04:52
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Just go to Twitter HQ and beat the poo poo out of him anyway.
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Aug 7, 2023 04:53
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Elon's Mom says he has a neck thing.
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Aug 7, 2023 04:54
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A GIANT PARSNIP posted:Just go to Twitter HQ and beat the poo poo out of him anyway.  Please ban this chump for trying to instigate violence at Twitter HQ when it's obviously been rebranded to X for over a week now
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Aug 7, 2023 04:56
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dude hahaha, the announcement hes moving up to 50pounders tommorrow then the day after the doctor announcement
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Aug 7, 2023 05:43
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Lol that this is his excuse to wriggle out of this fight
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Aug 7, 2023 05:50
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It would be doubly funny if musk in order to prove he actually needed to exit this fight he gets put under and has a completely unnecessary elective operation done to him, either crippling him or letting him never wake up
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Aug 7, 2023 05:52
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He’s been diagnosed with the terminal condition of being Elon Musk.
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Aug 7, 2023 05:55
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MunchE posted:hahaha the instant Zuck put a date on fighting Musk he's got a crippling neck injury Ok, I know we've joked about him speedrunning the Lowtax but "Oh no, my spine" is waaaay too on the nose.
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Aug 7, 2023 06:00
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He’s going to try and blow his brains out with the deus ex hr prop revolver
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Aug 7, 2023 06:05
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What do you guys figure Elon's child support payments are.
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Hippocrass posted:What do you guys figure Elon's child support payments are. How much blow do you think his adult children do? 
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Aug 7, 2023 06:08
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hoping that he just has a heart attack from is "training"
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Hippocrass posted:What do you guys figure Elon's child support payments are. Like he would pay it. lol at him suddenly having a hurt neck and back
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Aug 7, 2023 06:10
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Can't be done for instigating violence at a place that doesn't exist! 
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Aug 7, 2023 06:11
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Pity the fight is off, I was hoping Elon would reach the posting Fight Club memes out of context stage of his mid life crisis.
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Aug 7, 2023 06:14
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mds2 posted:If the fight ever happens (it won’t). The two primadonnas will have on so much protective gear it’ll look like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Byn1w6GmGLo&t=167s
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Stex T posted:Pity the fight is off, I was hoping Elon would reach the posting Fight Club memes out of context stage of his mid life crisis. "Welcome to Fight Club. If this is your first night, you have to bring a note from the doctor." The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Aug 7, 2023 |
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Aug 7, 2023 06:25
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This as pathetic as the time Musk's mum tried to stop the fight, or...?
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Aug 7, 2023 06:32
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Samovar posted:This as pathetic as the time Musk's mum tried to stop the fight, or...? I'm not sure which is more pathetic; thats he's faking it, or that he's not faking it and a single dumbbell curl was enough to violently tear his hgh-riddled body.
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Aug 7, 2023 06:34
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Or he could also be mistaking muscle soreness for fractured bone and crying uncle over it
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Ignis posted:Or he could also be mistaking muscle soreness for fractured bone and crying uncle over it It's literally the first time he's ever exercised even a little and his body can't even.
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Aug 7, 2023 06:43
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Would have loved to see a single hit from the zuck ripple and reverberate on musk's surface in slowmo 4k.
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Kit Walker posted:Genuinely the most hosed up thing about this is it makes me want to root for Zuck. Can't stand either of the fuckers but Musk is practically a professional heel at this point This post reminds me of the news a couple of years ago that Apple made some change to its storefront or how it stores data or something. When it was reported that the cost Facebook hundreds of millions of dollars, there was something about the lap-taking about Facebook losing all that money that honestly felt quite surreal. In a way, it felt like watching villagers in some kind of weird, dystopic fantasy setting where their village has been attacked and razed by dragons so much, for so long, that they gave up on the dragonslaying hero ever arriving, so they decided to just pick a favorite dragon because the blue dragon rarely stealing another dragon's treasure horde that day is closest thing to catharsis they still experience.
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rowkey bilbao posted:Would have loved to see a single hit from the zuck ripple and reverberate on musk's surface in slowmo 4k. https://youtu.be/i021EtSXSGM
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Time_pants posted:This post reminds me of the news a couple of years ago that Apple made some change to its storefront or how it stores data or something. When it was reported that the cost Facebook hundreds of millions of dollars, there was something about the lap-taking about Facebook losing all that money that honestly felt quite surreal. In a way, it felt like watching villagers in some kind of weird, dystopic fantasy setting where their village has been attacked and razed by dragons so much, for so long, that they gave up on the dragonslaying hero ever arriving, so they decided to just pick a favorite dragon because the blue dragon rarely stealing another dragon's treasure horde that day is closest thing to catharsis they still experience. You’re not wrong, but the specific thing Apple did was making it so that users had to opt in to being tracked between apps, which it turned out was how Facebook was making all of its money. Since Apple was on the side of customer privacy in this instance, people were applauding them for it, even if Apple does equally bad anticompetitive poo poo elsewhere in their business.
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verbal enema posted:Zuck is going to annihilate Musk
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digitalist posted:geese ain't poo poo Untitled Goose Game gave that specific animal the weirdest PR bump. Like, yeah, they're assholes and it would probably suck to fight, but like... it is honestly bizarre how many different places I've seen the "if you see a goose, cross to the other side of the road, don't make eye contact, and hope it doesn't notice"-style warnings implying a capacity for terror and bloodlust I have a hard time believing that level of sheer flesh-shredding violence lurks in the heart of Wonderbread's natural predator
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Time_pants posted:Untitled Goose Game gave that specific animal the weirdest PR bump. Like, yeah, they're assholes and it would probably suck to fight, but like... it is honestly bizarre how many different places I've seen the "if you see a goose, cross to the other side of the road, don't make eye contact, and hope it doesn't notice"-style warnings implying a capacity for terror and bloodlust I have a hard time believing that level of sheer flesh-shredding violence lurks in the heart of Wonderbread's natural predator I mean, geese are just dollar store swans anyway.
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Bruceski posted:Also as a fat guy I'd say I'm stronger than I look, but that's because the bar is really low and it's all in specific muscles. Can't throw a punch or a kick, but if it's a leg press competition look out.
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PenguinKnight posted:the lowtax speed run continues Dana White voice: "pffft, do you want to be a loving fighter?"
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bobjr posted:Elon is going to think he's so smart time will slow down and he can then execute the perfect attack plan like Robert Downey Jr. in Sherlock Holmes. Zuck's slo-mo fist sailing into Musk's face while he was mentally queuing up the Tekken ten-string he was just about to execute, really.
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I think the best course of action if when the musk and zuck fight begins a group of bloodmad chimps are loosed into the octagon, which has been marked with the urines of a rival clan
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Aug 7, 2023 09:23
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Elon Musk is a real piece of poo poo
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Mr Lanternfly posted:Elon Musk is a real piece of poo poo Elon Musk: Gotta go flush
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chappey posted:Zuck's slo-mo fist sailing into Musk's face while he was mentally queuing up the Tekken ten-string he was just about to execute, really. Do you really think he's gonna put in the effort to memorize fighting game combos?
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