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16-bit Butt-Head)
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this would be a sick hitman mission, oops i accidentally left the metallic chair in the MRI room
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Aug 7, 2023 07:56
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too proud to tell anyone about his cybernetic dick, it gets ripped right off and explodes like pudding as it slams into the giant magnet
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Aug 7, 2023 07:59
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spaceblancmange posted:lowtax speedrun continues
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Aug 7, 2023 08:11
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it’ll take approx half an hour to fix his spine via neuralink (no anaesthetic required)
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Aug 7, 2023 08:30
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Egg Moron posted:Lol
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Aug 7, 2023 08:36
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Toplowtech posted:Isn't 99% of his wealth in stock in 2 companies and didn't he already got a 44 billion loan to repay? I mean how is the company he brought with that money going? It's doing incredibly well thanks for asking
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Aug 7, 2023 08:50
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lol he hosed up his body going for heavy weights immediately instead of warming up and working his way to them... badass
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Aug 7, 2023 09:40
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move fast and break things (like your own spine)
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Aug 7, 2023 10:15
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spaceblancmange posted:lowtax speedrun continues there's a big difference between the two imo, lowtax could be funny sometimes
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Aug 7, 2023 10:29
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i'm choosing to believe he has never worked out and 24 hours after doing those curls (at 3am in the morning) his body ached so he immediately decided it was his spine dying
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Aug 7, 2023 10:43
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i'm choosing to believe he has never worked out and 24 hours after doing those curls (at 3am in the morning) his body ached so he immediately decided it was his spine dying Legit think it's this
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Aug 7, 2023 10:45
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bigstupidjellyfish posted:whatcha think, prepared excuse for when he loses the fight, or coverup for his secret ape muscle implant procedure? 52 year old man who has never seriously worked out in his life suddenly starts undergoing an intense weight lifting regimen so he doesn't get his rear end kicked in an MMA fight and immediately fucks up his spine.
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Aug 7, 2023 10:45
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i'm choosing to believe he has never worked out and 24 hours after doing those curls (at 3am in the morning) his body ached so he immediately decided it was his spine dying his spine is dying have some empathy
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Aug 7, 2023 10:53
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you can gently caress yourself up bad super easy getting even a little overzealous with lifting, I know this because I build muscle fast. Physical endurance is my weak spot
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Aug 7, 2023 11:35
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musk is 12 years old -canadian girlfriend hes never seen with -cant fight because he needs "surgery" and his mom says he can't anyway -does curls with tiny dumbbells once a month late at night to get huge -obsessed with letter x anything else?
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Aug 7, 2023 11:59
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He probably just passed out weird on it and googled what it could be and because he’s a stupid man child he’s wasting time with an MRI when he should just rest for two weeks first.
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Aug 7, 2023 12:05
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he knows as much about medicine as he does anything else.
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Aug 7, 2023 12:16
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lol https://twitter.com/xDaily/status/1688350506765201408 https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688377445957652480
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Aug 7, 2023 12:17
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Zuck vs Muck
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Aug 7, 2023 12:19
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Elon Musk and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad spine (his)
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Aug 7, 2023 12:21
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rip he is goign to get addicted to pain meds and his fan will encourage it
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Aug 7, 2023 12:26
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Baby has a little spasm from never exercising in his life. Some flexeril can fix it
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Aug 7, 2023 12:27
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his brain is too vast and powerful for addiction
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Aug 7, 2023 12:27
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his spine hurts from holding up his gigantic smoothbrain
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Aug 7, 2023 12:34
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Grims, did yer take me binzoes? I knowr ye tick mai binzoes!
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Aug 7, 2023 12:36
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Raiad posted:plebeians jumping straight into "he's too scared to fight" while ignoring the much funnier "he broke his body jumping straight into using 50 pound weights because he has never lifted in his life and has no clue what he's doing as he tries to cram for his OHKO strategy"
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Aug 7, 2023 12:47
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my favorite possibility is that he is just having medium-bad DOMS that will vanish in 36 hours, but has a doctor on speed dial and infinite money so he was indulged
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Aug 7, 2023 13:13
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what character and class did elon choose to play in bg3 i wonder
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Aug 7, 2023 13:21
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is there someplace i can donate to his spine?
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Aug 7, 2023 13:26
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:what character and class did elon choose to play in bg3 i wonder gently caress still need to play divinity original sin
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Aug 7, 2023 13:26
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lol I clicked some viral xeet and all the t shirt bots are now blue checks He really fixed the Bot Problem
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Aug 7, 2023 13:33
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you need mods to deal with bots and he fired all the mods
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Aug 7, 2023 13:35
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Elon tweets an affiliate link to his new amazon product, Muskosteen
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Aug 7, 2023 13:36
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X the everything app is being developed by one meth head living in a strip mall in missouri
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Aug 7, 2023 13:37
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:what character and class did elon choose to play in bg3 i wonder He's a pig-man thief. Also what is bg3?
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Aug 7, 2023 13:38
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Aug 7, 2023 13:38
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Toplowtech posted:Isn't 99% of his wealth in stock in 2 companies and didn't he already got a 44 billion loan to repay? I mean how is the company he brought with that money going? money isn't real
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Aug 7, 2023 13:39
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Aug 7, 2023 13:40
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WrasslorMonkey posted:He's a pig-man thief. baldurs gate 3 learn whats happening out in the world noob
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Aug 7, 2023 13:44
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:baldurs gate 3 learn whats happening out in the world noob mad?
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Aug 7, 2023 13:45
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