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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


spiritual bypass posted:

is there someplace i can donate to his spine?
yeah it's called X (Twitter) Premium (Blue)

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

lolll

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The bars will bend and break with his berserker strength, fyi

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
to be fair, physical endurance is his weakness

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
when you insult elon musk's physique, you also insult my physique. ive reported all of your posts. prepare to eat a probe, fatphobic shitstains

rockear
Oct 3, 2004

Slippery Tilde

19 o'clock posted:

to be fair, physical endurance is his weakness

*does 1 curl, dies*

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

I hope Zuck punches him right in the physical endurance

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


spine too fat

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1688523671336366081?s=61&t=mDwlfyNtJXTpSGh0jJzrag

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Mr. Pizza posted:

spine too fat

that would make it stronger

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I woke up with sore back and shoulders as well but the people at the MRI place are just saying I'm old???

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





X must be short for XO

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

rockear posted:

*does 1 curl, dies*

too tired from lugging them around the office

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


I can't really make fun of Elon for lack of stamina since I'm currently working on mine in cardiac rehab.

I CAN make fun of Elon for acting like a tough guy and then repeatedly trying to back out of a fight with Mark Zuckerburg, though. He had his mom say he wasn't allowed and is trying to get a doctors note. :lol:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

a.lo posted:

rip he is goign to get addicted to pain meds and his fan will encourage it

Lowtax could have won Uwe if he had been completely desensitised to pain then already.

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
took one look at ripped Zuck training and said he needed back surgery

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1688077027818045440?t=f_4psAzFQsTIbIODp3P2fw&s=19

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Musk even inherited lowtax's hosed up spine? Buddhists had it right this whole time

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

lmao that article is written by tyler durden and quotes joe rogan quoting greg abbot

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble



concerning

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


this man hates humanity, so he will spend a lot of money to.. what elon. whats the plan

pink noise
Jun 24, 2022
doctor says i need a backiotomy

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

But this guy is known for his brain

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/EndWokeness/status/1687148511102476291

also

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Consummate Professional posted:

lmao that article is written by tyler durden and quotes joe rogan quoting greg abbot

Yeah zero hedge was a banned account brought back by musk and it turns out it's a primary news source for him

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



zuck 100% wants this fight and he’s training to kill a man in the ring

bigstupidjellyfish
Oct 25, 2010

moist turtleneck posted:

I woke up with sore back and shoulders as well but the people at the MRI place are just saying I'm old???

I am envious of those with enough money that they can just "go get an MRI" on a whim, I understand why it wouldnt be good for every hypochondriac to have that ability but it does seem like it would be nice

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

erosion posted:

there's a big difference between the two imo, lowtax could be funny sometimes

Lowtax also built his social media community

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

zuck 100% wants this fight and he’s training to kill a man in the ring

He will kill musk in the metaverse

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




I would simply kill myself if I got owned by zuck

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Cao Ni Ma posted:

I would simply kill myself if I got owned by zuck

inshallah

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
lol he knows Elong is going to bitch out

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

RBC posted:

Elon tweets an affiliate link to his new amazon product, Muskosteen

don’t post here, don’t ask me for it, don’t walk down loving market Street !!

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/sh44sti/status/1688552081051865088?t=CxOQolS-dQuP_haGZTTQtQ&s=19

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

you all laugh at musk now but what if he’s working with neuralink and tesla to make an enhanced cybernetic spine that has an enhanced connection to his brain implant

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i'd fight mark zuckerberg

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Zuck would get his rear end absolutely handed to him by any amateur MMA fighter that you would see on a card at the local VFW on a Friday night in Nowhereville. But he'd beat the poo poo out of Musk just on the basis of having any amount of cardio and knowing a couple of moves and how to react if Musk is able to fall on top of him.

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

WhyteRyce posted:

you all laugh at musk now but what if he’s working with neuralink and tesla to make an enhanced cybernetic spine that has an enhanced connection to his brain implant

so there's the potential he'll both die and catch on fire?

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