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Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid
Mathematically speaking, the set of Americans that includes Rudy Giuliani could not be described as decent.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

By popular demand posted:

That is such a weird thing to get hang up on, I'm pretty sure Christians bring up the loaves and fish story about as much.

That was less than two thousand years ago.

VERY different.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/elenasb_/status/1687200961058762752?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007


You missed the best reply:

https://twitter.com/nickwritesit/status/1687225705258536960

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

who's the guy who looks like brad pitt who also shares his first name?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/kalynkahler/status/1687175776943095809

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

das ist schrecklich

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ein Panzershrek!?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
But you gently caress one two goats

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
You've got a really advanced body of goat loving law if you can plead guilty once to loving goats twice.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Can't remember which but there was one ancient Mesopotamian civilization that had really strict laws against loving certain animals and no punishment for others and their legal code specifically catalogued which species where the "death penalty" animals if hosed and which were legally fuckable with no restrictions.

Not going to try and Google it .

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

And legal distinction between 'loving' and 'being hosed'.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

FreudianSlippers posted:

Can't remember which but there was one ancient Mesopotamian civilization that had really strict laws against loving certain animals and no punishment for others and their legal code specifically catalogued which species where the "death penalty" animals if hosed and which were legally fuckable with no restrictions.

Not going to try and Google it .

https://legacy.fordham.edu/Halsall/ancient/1650nesilim.asp

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Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Milo and POTUS posted:

who's the guy who looks like brad pitt who also shares his first name?

Bradken Sorbo.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

I'm very curious at the logic behind killing a sheep because a person has sex with an ox.

quote:

199. If anyone have intercourse with a pig or a dog, he shall die. If a man have intercourse with a horse or a mule, there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest. If an ox spring upon a man for intercourse, the ox shall die but the man shall not die. One sheep shall be fetched as a substitute for the man, and they shall kill it. If a pig spring upon a man for intercourse, there is no punishment. If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So what do I have to bugger in order to never see the tax collector?

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

EasilyConfused posted:

there is no punishment. But he shall not approach the king, and shall not become a priest

Isn't that punishment

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

EasilyConfused posted:

I'm very curious at the logic behind killing a sheep because a person has sex with an ox.

Reading the text, it seems that actually a shell is killed if an ox has sex with a man, not the other way around.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://legacy.fordham.edu/Halsall/ancient/1650nesilim.asp posted:

If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.
Seems weird that they had to specify that.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://wtop.com/science/2023/08/pooping-splooting-spitting-how-wild-animals-beat-the-heat/

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

https://www.businessinsider.com/lufthansa-pilot-drew-15-mile-long-penis-shape-sky-diversion-2023-8

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

EasilyConfused posted:

I'm very curious at the logic behind killing a sheep because a person has sex with an ox.

Remember that this isn't just before the idea of separation of church and state, it's from a time where not believing in magic and spirits and poo poo would be like not believing in clouds. You break a guy's property, you pay to fix it. You damage him spiritually by using his property to anger the gods, you pay for the religious ceremony to appease said gods.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Maybe the judge was hungry for mutton rather than oxtail soup.

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

ancient wherever posted:

If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.

"If you pick up the thing, now that stuff, you're good."

What?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Prof. Spaceman posted:

"If you pick up the thing, now that stuff, you're good."

What?

Let a playa play.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Captain Monkey posted:

Let a playa play.

What does any of this have to do with the beach?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
It's a good place to meet foreign women.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Captain Monkey posted:

It's a good place to meet foreign women.

Makes sense, and it’s easier to lift them in the water I’m guessing that’s a component too?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Grassy Knowles posted:

Makes sense, and it’s easier to lift them in the water I’m guessing that’s a component too?

I can already lift anyone for purposes of gently caress



see you at 7:30

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Follow up to our bear loving discussion a week ago

https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxlF_qgLyBvoOzTwhUTl19kPl5cJcJbxkC

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Weird News Headlines:

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Follow up to our bear loving discussion a week ago

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stMvGabuExc

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
having the squirrel drop his nut at the end was a perfect choice

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'd pay good money to see a man take down an elephant.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

By popular demand posted:

I'd pay good money to see a man take down an elephant.

Try to, yeah

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



The chart is missing out on some prime content by not having "man" as a category

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Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Didn't even bother with small dog.

Also I want to know what happens if you prefix everything with a size. How many fewer people will think they can beat a large kangaroo.

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