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There's a hole in my pocket where my money should go There's a hole in my heart where you used to go There's a hole and a hole and a hooooooooooooooooole BIG OL HOLE *Lucky guitar solo intensifies*
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This is a song I wrote when federal agents seized my gambling establishment, and I wanted to die. Wake up, just want to.... wash myself. ...Clean my wrists, scrub my brains out. Hey ya, hey ya, hey ya hey, hey ya hey, hey ya hey... They'll miss me when I do...
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Aug 7, 2023 18:38
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If Hank refused to take Bobby to the Barbie movie, because you know he wouldn't let him go alone, we know for a fact cotton would take him. Now. He would totally take out his hearing aids so he didn't have to listen to anything, but he would have no problem watching a bunch of attractive women jumping around in a movie for Bobby and maybe Good Hank. Cotton hates war movies because they've never violent enough and it's never the right ages for the military.
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Aug 7, 2023 18:42
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dolphinbomb posted:This is a song I wrote when federal agents seized my gambling establishment, and I wanted to die. Still weird to me how they copied this bit beat for beat in Parks and Recreation
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Aug 7, 2023 18:43
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Bill: I thought I was your best friend, Hank. Hank: Heh, well, heh heh, yeah, heh
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Aug 7, 2023 18:44
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Ornery and Hornery posted:Bill: I thought I was your best friend, Hank. It's funny to me how Dale, specifically, is Hank's best friend. I think they mention this a few other times.
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Aug 7, 2023 19:11
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Hank easily makes friends with another dude with a mid-size truck and had his poo poo together, but realized he’s needed more as the alpha in his group of broken neighbors, forever gimping his upward social mobility in favor of familiarity. I’m sure many of us can relate 
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PinheadSlim posted:Still weird to me how they copied this bit beat for beat in Parks and Recreation Jonathan Joss is incredible in that show too. Ken Hotate is just a slightly more aggravated and unserious version of John Redcorn.
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Hazo posted:Jonathan Joss is incredible in that show too. Ken Hotate is just a slightly more aggravated and unserious version of John Redcorn. "Two things I know about white people: They love Rachel Ray and they are terrified of curses."
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Aug 7, 2023 19:39
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Cowslips Warren posted:If Hank refused to take Bobby to the Barbie movie, because you know he wouldn't let him go alone, we know for a fact cotton would take him. Now. He would totally take out his hearing aids so he didn't have to listen to anything, but he would have no problem watching a bunch of attractive women jumping around in a movie for Bobby and maybe Good Hank. Cotton, despite reveling in violence on a personal level, doesn't actually seem that fond of overly violent media that I can recall. Hell, the preview for Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor set off war flashbacks in the Japan episode. These days he seems to mostly like daytime tv judge shows. Well that and Skinemax, of course.
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Aug 7, 2023 20:21
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Cowslips Warren posted:but he would have no problem watching a bunch of attractive women jumping around in a movie gat DANGIT, they play the credits right as they was gonna lookit'er hoo-haw! i want my money back!!! seriously though cotton has been dead since the 2010s
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Aug 7, 2023 20:28
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what would happen if Cotton met Abe Simpson?
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Hank easily makes friends with another dude with a mid-size truck and had his poo poo together, but realized he’s needed more as the alpha in his group of broken neighbors, forever gimping his upward social mobility in favor of familiarity. He didn’t choose his friends over Hal. Hal and him just had their schedules stop lining up
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Aug 7, 2023 21:35
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It was just a one time thing with a guy in a truck in a parking lot
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Hank easily makes friends with another dude with a mid-size truck and had his poo poo together, but realized he’s needed more as the alpha in his group of broken neighbors, forever gimping his upward social mobility in favor of familiarity. Nah, Hank and Hal would have continued to hang out but had conflicting schedules, and just decided to not hang out, which is way more relatable.
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Cotton: Well, now, where's my nudie channel? Hold it. I think this one's ready to take her top off Hank: Uh, that's Diane Sawyer, dad. Cotton: She's not gonna take her top off, is she?
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The Moon Monster posted:It's funny to me how Dale, specifically, is Hank's best friend. I think they mention this a few other times. Dale's the one that he actually has the most in common with, I think is the thing. They're both parents, and they've both got surprisingly similar personalities at times.
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If it were up to you, you would have filled my buddy tunnel with cement, so no one else could use it!
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Hank Hill rushed for most of his yards behind his elite left tackle, Bill. You don’t just forget your offensive line. We live in a society.
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He was also a goal line monster that soaked up TDs hank would have otherwise scored, stealing much of his spotlight therefore he can only be so nice.
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And now I'm picturing Hank and Bill like shonen rivals 20 years after the finale where Naruto has nothing left to prove and is just left living his life and humouring Sasuke who's gotten fat and depressed after getting taken down a peg and never really recovered. And they're usually fine, playful ribbing about old times at worst, but then sometimes they get a little too into the sake and start tearing up the backyard until Hinata or whoever yells at them to knock it off. This is probably way better than Boruto.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:And now I'm picturing Hank and Bill like shonen rivals 20 years after the finale where Naruto has nothing left to prove and is just left living his life and humouring Sasuke who's gotten fat and depressed after getting taken down a peg and never really recovered. And they're usually fine, playful ribbing about old times at worst, but then sometimes they get a little too into the sake and start tearing up the backyard until Hinata or whoever yells at them to knock it off. From what I dimly recall, Naruto becomes a workaholic paper-pushing bureaucrat who let his son grow up into an irresponsible shithead, and Sasuke is busy being Anime Batman and interacts with his wife so infrequently that there's a whole plot arc questioning where the hell his daughter even came from, because Sasuke Does Not gently caress. Somehow, Orochimaru is the best dad on that show. Or possibly mom, I dunno, cloning experiments were involved.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Dale's the one that he actually has the most in common with, I think is the thing. They're both parents, and they've both got surprisingly similar personalities at times. My theory is that back in highschool when Bill and Boomhauer were taking the team to state Dale blew a bunch of smoke up Hank's rear end and made him think he was the team's golden boy.
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Hank Hill: I had the legs of a jackrabbit
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Asterite34 posted:From what I dimly recall, Naruto becomes a workaholic paper-pushing bureaucrat who let his son grow up into an irresponsible shithead, and Sasuke is busy being Anime Batman and interacts with his wife so infrequently that there's a whole plot arc questioning where the hell his daughter even came from, because Sasuke Does Not gently caress. Lmao last I watched Naruto I think Sasuke and Naruto were finally doing their big no holds battle against each other. Of all you wrote, Naruto becoming a paper pusher is the most bizarre. Does it make sense or is it just something they decided when trying to make a Naruto 2 for whatever reason.
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Khanstant posted:. Of all you wrote, Naruto becoming a paper pusher is the most bizarre. Does it make sense or is it just something they decided when trying to make a Naruto 2 for whatever reason. I’m sorry did you not “believe it” when Naruto said he was going to be hokage
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Khanstant posted:Lmao last I watched Naruto I think Sasuke and Naruto were finally doing their big no holds battle against each other. Of all you wrote, Naruto becoming a paper pusher is the most bizarre. Does it make sense or is it just something they decided when trying to make a Naruto 2 for whatever reason. Hokages got a lot of paperwork  Plus some sort of rumination by the author on how he became kind of a neglectful workaholic dad when he was working on OG Naruto I guess
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Naruto was also a pretty good leader who took the village from backward ramshackle collection of 18th century houses despite modern technology clearly being present in this world to “well developed city with modern conveniences” he’s a victim of his own success since he actually has to run a government now
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I’m sorry did you not “believe it” when Naruto said he was going to be hokage I only had the subs on a burned DVD a friend gave me so I dattebato'd him for sure on that, I just figured he'd be the kind of leader where someone else is holding the fort down while Naruto goes and finds big frogs and people to fight or whatever, probably some young punk trying to prove himself to Naruto but is a pest at first etc.
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The rear end-less Hank episode isn’t real. It never happened. Hank rushed for so many yards that he must have hunky haunches.
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dgs is caused by beer and we all probably have it (not me my rear end is getting bigger by the second)
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Asterite34 posted:Hokages got a lot of paperwork That and it's still iirc the only thing you can be as an adult in anime besides Batman Also lol Sasuke being a deadbeat dad, somehow worse than Vegeta ed: And just for the record, we all drat well know Goku does not count as a grown up Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Aug 9, 2023 |
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This thread just got extremely "fail"
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Nooner posted:This thread just got extremely "fail" Why do you hate what you don't understand
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I don't hate you ilmucche.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdgErAfiRQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrqA2NNEFKQ Dorks. The Bible fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Aug 9, 2023 |
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