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Votskomit posted:I worked for a company who got a "growth hacker" to boost engagement in 2015. every growth hacker i ever talked to has been a guy (always a guy) that just scraped contact info from linkedin, did the flimsiest of sentiment analysis on some public posts and then sent out one of six badly written intro emails based on their expert analysis of the personality type of their target and they keep getting hired because managers cant wrap their heads around the concept that if they dont want to receive garbage quality cold pitches like this, the people theyre getting these growth hacker to send emails to dont want them either
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mystes posted:seeing everything in terms of money is possibly more of his gimmick than the use of the word "peep" anytime i read a bdid post i hear this tune in my head but the words are "peeps n figgies": https://youtu.be/eu2OYcgr4rM
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Midjack posted:anytime i read a bdid post i hear this tune in my head but the words are "peeps n figgies": knew what it was before clicking
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Sagebrush posted:I just saw a truck driving around advertising a garbage can cleaning service. ive been seeing social media posts about how much money you can make doing this as a "side hustle." usually from the same sorts of people who tell you to rent out dumpsters or buy life insurance instead of tax-advantaged retirement funds. sign of the end times
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Aug 7, 2023 23:11
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EricBauman posted:every growth hacker i ever talked to has been a guy (always a guy) that just scraped contact info from linkedin, did the flimsiest of sentiment analysis on some public posts and then sent out one of six badly written intro emails based on their expert analysis of the personality type of their target if you don't get product market fit then surely the market is wrong and needs to be educated.
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Aug 8, 2023 00:07
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https://a16z.com/2023/01/11/market-annealing/quote:when the company has a better idea than the market for what the market needs, and so has to work hard to overcome the inherent shape of the market
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zero new signups? am i so out of touch? no, it is the market that is wrong
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Aug 8, 2023 00:22
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using "growth hacking" to defraud softbank of hundreds of millions is arguably the most ethical possible use of that kind of service
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Aug 8, 2023 00:24
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when a cell hacks its growth it is called cancer, and it is vital to kill the cancer before it kills the host
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Aug 8, 2023 00:53
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Sagebrush posted:I just saw a truck driving around advertising a garbage can cleaning service. slightly worse than the multiple businesses that will pick up dog poo poo from your yard around me. how is that a business wtf
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Aug 8, 2023 00:56
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this reads like that one essay about opening up a million drop ship stores in parallel but instead of skimming 1000 bucks off of people looking for matcha online its so you can get millions from egg heads dumb vest wearing friends
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:however I would not recommend having a hole in your memory, also if your neurologist goes "nah it's not that" to something that is *exactly* like that", get a second opinion! jeezus, that's the best advice i wish i had. i had epilepsy growing up and the medication caused all sorts of health issues (luck of the draw rare side effects) and the neurologist insisted it couldn't be that, anything but the medication! eventually i went to a different neurologist who instantly recognized the side effects and put me on a much better medication
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"growth hacker" sounds like its a short person trying to code their way into growing a modest inch and a half
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Arson Daily posted:slightly worse than the multiple businesses that will pick up dog poo poo from your yard around me. how is that a business wtf you make $500k per year, live in a big house, and just let your dogs out in your front yard without a leash. you could pick it up yourself but you just got some new poo poo from amazon and it's only like $100 so whatever. plus it feels cool to order someone to clean up your dog's turds from the lawn.
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Eeyo posted:you make $500k per year, live in a big house, and just let your dogs out in your front yard without a leash. you could pick it up yourself but you just got some new poo poo from amazon and it's only like $100 so whatever. plus it feels cool to order someone to clean up your dog's turds from the lawn. but you don't need to pay 100 bucks to amazon the poo poo is already out there and free and just as fresh and you are paying people to take it away. double paying for poo poo! they probably sell it to amazon!
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dogs: nasty poo poo you have to pay someone $100 to scalp on amazon chickens: ideal fertilizer in little dry pellets and occasionally a delicious egg
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Beeftweeter posted:"growth hacker" sounds like its a short person trying to code their way into growing a modest inch and a half 
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Aug 8, 2023 03:57
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L-l-look at you, growth hacker...
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Aug 8, 2023 04:00
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A pathetic creature of grift and loan
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panting and sweating as you run through my vc funds
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Aug 8, 2023 05:18
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bug patched! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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8723_5 posted:bug patched! keep honking, im reregistering 
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i too am holding my probe
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if you hold it for more than 4 hours, seek moderator attention immediately
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tech bubble v5.11: how can you audit a suspect, immoral machine?
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Beeftweeter posted:"growth hacker" sounds like its a short person trying to code their way into growing a modest inch and a half no thats called jelqers
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Internet Janitor posted:tech bubble v5.11: how can you audit a suspect, immoral machine? outside my wheelhouse, unfortunately
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Arson Daily posted:slightly worse than the multiple businesses that will pick up dog poo poo from your yard around me. how is that a business wtf idk man i dont want to pick up dog poo poo, doesnt sound like the worst idea ever
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rotor posted:idk man i dont want to pick up dog poo poo, doesnt sound like the worst idea ever if you just don’t pick it up then your lawn will grow better and stronger
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paying someone to unfertilize my lawn? get out of here
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ive been paying a dude £75 a year to come by and clean my bins every couple of weeks and it’s 100% worth it
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How could it possibly be worth it? What the hell are you putting in your garbage that necessitates that sort of service? Do you just dump food straight in without a bag or something? I spray my garbage can out with the hose approx 3x a year at a cost of 1 cent and 5 minutes each time and I can't say I've ever felt it was inadequate
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we have 4 separate bins, one is specifically for organic stuff and shouldn’t have any plastic in it and it gets seriously grody in summer
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just hold your breath lol
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jesus WEP posted:we have 4 separate bins, one is specifically for organic stuff and shouldn’t have any plastic in it and it gets seriously grody in summer the canadians used a garden hose
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fart simpson posted:the canadians used a garden hoser for 50$ a month
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