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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Ban him for being Kevin Smith

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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

matti posted:

i will repost this image because i like it a lot and also i have not gone out a lot lately



e: no thats too big

What is your next music video going to be with, Kiffness?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vinesewqlks

But you got a good look.

only fair:





I effed with settings to make my hair blend in with my gray beard, but it's not far off, lol

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Aug 8, 2023

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

I mean this as a compliment: you look like what a Jethro Tull album sounds like.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

I mean this as a compliment: you look like what a Jethro Tull album sounds like.

LOL. I'll take that as a compliment as you say, but that hilarious

I'm about to bust out my rock-flute.

blight rhino fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Aug 8, 2023

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Jealous of them locks

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Jealous of them locks

Blight, you ever just throw on a metal record and headbang like a crazy man?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Their noses are the same


Intricate fake or Kevin Smith

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
AI prompt: the face of a man wearing jorts

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

im kevin smith. i can prove it by guaranteeing that i directed clerks and and its sequels of which i cannot recall how many

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Clerks 2 was bad.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer


I'm eatin' pizza ovah heeyuh

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Charles Bukowski posted:



I'm eatin' pizza ovah heeyuh

im glad you turned out ok after you almost grilled a cowboy doll

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I like to look at the photo of the person, then their rap sheet, and then go "that person said THAT"

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i kind of look like the fascist guy meme, unfortunately :shepface:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

How's your bodyguarding skills?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

it seems most people have figured out that shaving sucks and beards rule

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Hackers film 1995 posted:

im kevin smith. i can prove it by guaranteeing that i directed clerks and and its sequels of which i cannot recall how many

didn't say something ridiculous like "lensing flicks", rumbled

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I don't think I've seen a beardless man in the last 6 years of my life. I know razors are expensive but like, what's the deal?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

emSparkly posted:

I don't think I've seen a beardless man in the last 6 years of my life. I know razors are expensive but like, what's the deal?
My weak jawline :(

Decedent
Dec 20, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

emSparkly posted:

I don't think I've seen a beardless man in the last 6 years of my life. I know razors are expensive but like, what's the deal?

Some of us look better with our faces partially obscured.

JamMaster Flash
Dec 3, 2003

Having facial hair is uncomfortable for me, plus no beards allowed at work.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

ive had a beard for 13 years everyone else copied me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

JamMaster Flash posted:

Having facial hair is uncomfortable for me, plus no beards allowed at work.

I worked at a NO BEARDS ALLOWED place so instead grew the worst moustache ever conceived. Still miss that 'stache.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
My fiancee unhinges her jaw and starts hissing if I talk about shaving my beard

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
[quote="numberoneposter" post="533749583"]
it seems most people have figured out that shaving sucks and

Sadly I can't wear my beard, I have to wear a respirator at work.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Enjoy some video of my busy hands


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p243SAxMWYg

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
I hate shaving so as soon as my beard could grow in thick enough to look respectable I've kept it. My dad has always had a beard so I'm just keeping family tradition alive.

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

emSparkly posted:

I don't think I've seen a beardless man in the last 6 years of my life. I know razors are expensive but like, what's the deal?

My double chin. Plus laziness.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

JamMaster Flash posted:

Having facial hair is uncomfortable for me, plus no beards allowed at work.

You could get a sweet mustache though.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Dusty (& bored)

FIX SIGNS
Aug 29, 2006

You're fucking great,
just do what you can.
More beards.



Why do I always post from work when I feel half dead?

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Everyone in here is too attractive. I no longer feel like I belong on these forums.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

ZeusCannon posted:

Everyone in here is too attractive. I no longer feel like I belong on these forums.

Self selecting samples. Us og uggo’s know to never doxx ourselves.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

ZeusCannon posted:

Everyone in here is too attractive. I no longer feel like I belong on these forums.

just lol if you have standards

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
I'm gonna reiterate what I said in the last thread. All the beardos here make me feel like I'm the resident twink cabin boy on the viking ship.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

emSparkly posted:

I'm gonna reiterate what I said in the last thread. All the beardos here make me feel like I'm the resident twink cabin boy on the viking ship.

I can't grow a proper beard, for the record.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970




hard at work walking dogs

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Careful they don't steal all your bones Sid.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
what headphones are those sid

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matti
Mar 31, 2019

emSparkly posted:

I don't think I've seen a beardless man in the last 6 years of my life. I know razors are expensive but like, what's the deal?

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