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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


bagmonkey posted:



Figured out where Derpies retired after his permaban

i dont think he would ever wear a shirt so plain

maybe the fancy hat on gladys though :thunk:

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

bagmonkey posted:



Figured out where Derpies retired after his permaban

Lol great name for a store

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tuggin and tuggin accessories

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Tuggin and tuggin accessories

he tugged so much it gave him a narrow urethra :ohdear:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
DRUMS


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p243SAxMWYg

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?


Loch Ness monster looking good.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

bagmonkey posted:



Figured out where Derpies retired after his permaban

I read that sign as an instruction while phone posting at work, and now I have to talk to HR. <:mad:>

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Tuggin and tuggin accessories

For all your Tuggin needs

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ruby Gloom posted:

i dont think he would ever wear a shirt so plain

maybe the fancy hat on gladys though :thunk:

That’s his formal, goin’ out to Applebees and then tuggin’ in the parking lot shirt.

Gladys does PCP

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I made a big bottle of iced tea with 4 tea bags and i loving left it in my fridge at home :cry:

So it has now become a coffee day. We have a keurig in the breakroom that I haven't used too much before but at least coffee pods are provided by my corporate masters :synthy:

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


it is International Cat Day my dudes

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
That's every day :catbert:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ciri is celebrating International Cat Day by murdalizing this fuckin duck

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Those of you with cats better start posting them or so help me Satan…

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


fartknocker posted:

Those of you with cats better start posting them or so help me Satan…

baby boo



current boo



(not pictured: the constant loving yelling)

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
One of the most recent pics of Mila

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

DorkusMalorkus posted:

One of the most recent pics of Mila



:meowth:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Ruby Gloom posted:

baby boo



current boo



(not pictured: the constant loving yelling)

2nd pic is basically "I'm still baby, right??"

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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DorkusMalorkus posted:

2nd pic is basically "I'm still baby, right??"

she absolutely is baby but it's more this baby

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
So I don’t have cats, but my best friend has two. The first is Ichabod, aka Icky, aka Darkness, aka Sunshine, aka Fatass, aka Jabba:



He’s fat and ambivalent.

And then there’s Clover, who was found in the middle of a busy street as a kitten just a few weeks old. Here she was shortly after (Warning: Weapon Grade Cuteness):





As adorable as Clover was (And still is), and as doted in as she was when found, she largely wants to be alone and largely dislikes everyone:



Clover at her most affectionate will be about 5 feet away from a human, judging them harshly.

By comparison, her’s my aunts fat cat Zelda:





And another cat of my aunt (She has 4), whose name escapes me:



Yes, I did pet the belly. Fun floofy kitty.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'm smart enough to know I couldn't handle the responsibility of a cat (let alone a dog!).

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rz35gyUNHE1a2hxyk_720.mp4

Rollo is playing with his balls tonight.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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i would like to kiss all of these kitties on their soft little heads :3:


fartknocker posted:

He’s fat and ambivalent.

:same:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Not my cat but I went looking for international cats:


DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Cats without borders

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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does anyone elses cat go loving insane if you use bleach around the house?

any time i do, boo goes mad rolling around on the carpet having the best drat time and trying to get to the bleach :dogstare: even hair bleach does it

i'm guessing the ammonia is like the smell of cat pee or something but drat GIRL HAVE SOME DIGNITY

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

dogs are cops. cats are antifa

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



OMGVBFLOL posted:

dogs are cops. cats are antifa

you shut your dirty goddamn mouth about my dog

ash is antifa as hell

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


ash is the best dog lil babyman, plz give him 1 million kisses from me

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

TIP posted:

you shut your dirty goddamn mouth about my dog

ash is antifa as hell

:hmmyes:

His Excellency, Dog Supreme, Certified Good Boy, Recipient of Hot Dogs, Doctor Doctor Reverend Rear Admiral Ashley Lawrence Beauregard (AKA “Ash”, “Ashy Larry”, and/or “Good Boy”) Wiggles IV, Esq, DFA, MOH(2), VC, GC, CGD, AD/P, Minister of the Interior, Cheese Czar, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in TIP’s Home in General and TIP’s Bed and Couch in Particular is definitely not a cop.

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
whose down for endless shrimp at the sizzler tonight?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

tommy want wingy.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

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someone explain the sizzler to me

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ruby Gloom posted:

someone explain the sizzler to me

it's a very sad buffet

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

someone explain the sizzler to me

It's no Bonanza.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Ruby Gloom posted:

someone explain the sizzler to me

A steakhouse with no blooming onion

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


so we're NOT going to sizzler?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I made some garlic cheddar mashed potatoes last night and they were bomb, I just thought you all should know

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DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

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