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The drowning of the 2 bodies
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Presumably, by water.
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Aug 8, 2023 16:24
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zoux posted:Presumably, by water. You don't know that! Facts matter!!!
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Aug 8, 2023 16:32
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no you have to put a few line breaks in before your last phrase and then punctuate it with a period Facts matter. conservatives always do that poo poo, they think they're the Charles Bronsons of shitposting
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Aug 8, 2023 16:41
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nobody has pointed out that all that water came here from new mexico
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Aug 8, 2023 16:41
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i say swears online posted:nobody has pointed out that all that water came here from new mexico And the bodies from old mexico. See.s like collusion to make Texas look bad.
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Aug 8, 2023 17:39
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George H.W. oval office posted:It was Biden’s weak border policy that drowned those people! Lol
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Aug 8, 2023 17:58
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zoux posted:Presumably, by water. Many such cases!
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Aug 8, 2023 17:59
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Badger of Basra posted:The drowning of the 2 bodies a water involved incident.
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Aug 8, 2023 18:18
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Behold I am become drowned
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Aug 8, 2023 18:19
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poemdexter posted:You don't know that! Facts matter!!! I cant remember where I saw it - but there was an article recently that was like - it's fake news that there is razor wire on the buoys - rather there are serrated circular razors similar to saw blades in between each buoy.
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Aug 8, 2023 19:09
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Listen, I have a solution for this *slaps "turn around, don't drown" sign on top of razor wire buoys* *wipes hands* There, all done.
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Aug 8, 2023 19:15
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leper khan posted:Was it the razor wire that caused the drowning? The state's current position is that they drowned elsewhere in a risky crossing and were washed downstream into the buoys. This is actually pretty plausible, people drown in the Rio Grande in totally normal ways somewhat frequently, but even if true it just means nobody has been drowned by the buoys yet. also zero people should need to cross the river in a risky way
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Aug 8, 2023 19:18
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https://twitter.com/fiImgal/status/1687201322217660416 but for me, it was wednesday
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Aug 8, 2023 19:25
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Google Jeb Bush posted:The state's current position is that they drowned elsewhere in a risky crossing and were washed downstream into the buoys. This is actually pretty plausible, people drown in the Rio Grande in totally normal ways somewhat frequently, but even if true it just means nobody has been drowned by the buoys yet. also zero people should need to cross the river in a risky way Are we sure this isn’t an SK situation? Someone start the Facebook group
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Aug 8, 2023 19:38
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el anti-vivo del rio bravo
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Aug 8, 2023 19:42
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I just love that Abbott is hellbent on justifying the total nightmare optics of giant floating razor balls
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Aug 8, 2023 19:51
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i say swears online posted:https://twitter.com/fiImgal/status/1687201322217660416 The only redeeming quality to praying with others is when they agree to do the prayer and you don't have to. This sounds painful. God will tune this out.
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Aug 8, 2023 20:04
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Mistaken Frisbee posted:The only redeeming quality to praying with others is when they agree to do the prayer and you don't have to. This sounds painful. God will tune this out. the worst was popcorn-style where the pray-er would nominate the next person
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Aug 8, 2023 20:16
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Kull the Conqueror posted:I just love that Abbott is hellbent on justifying the total nightmare optics of giant floating razor balls That’s because it is a desirable policy position to kill immigrants among at least a plurality of the state’s Republican primary voters
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Aug 8, 2023 20:16
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And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him. Just the literal words of Christ nbd
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Aug 8, 2023 20:17
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but...but when two or more gather...
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zoux posted:And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. 7 And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. 8 Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him. literally the verse that popped in my head when i saw the video.
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Aug 8, 2023 20:22
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i say swears online posted:but...but when two or more gather... He is there, tellilng you to gently caress off to your secret prayer oubliette I had a serious problem with See You at the Pole when I was still a young christian teen
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Aug 8, 2023 20:27
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https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/1688994922760654849 I'd like to thank Johnny Football for being the worlds most perfect aggie and giving me years of deep, personal enjoyment
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Aug 8, 2023 20:29
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zoux posted:I had a serious problem with See You at the Pole when I was still a young christian teen lol that was the most performative poo poo. i think i went all three years in middle school and once in high school before i stopped wanting to wake up at 6am
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Aug 8, 2023 20:31
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My high school had a chapter of the fellowship of Christian athletes and they met at the flagpole like once a week before class to pray
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Aug 8, 2023 20:48
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i went to one FCA meeting in 9th grade where the football head coach drank a live goldfish and i didn't go back
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Aug 8, 2023 21:07
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I can't imagine what would possess a person to swallow a live anything for any reason other than to just torture an animal. Christians are really cool!!
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Aug 8, 2023 21:37
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Y'all were all Young Life kids?
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Aug 8, 2023 21:52
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that's way too centralized for my sensibilities my church didn't even have awanas
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Aug 8, 2023 21:56
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Some ashamed rear end unapproved workers I am glad I did a bunch of awanas because it is actually handy to have memorized a bunch of bible verses, for arguing purposes.
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Aug 8, 2023 22:05
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I grew up Mormon-identified in Oklahoma (but mostly agnostic/atheist by age 12). We weren't really welcome at Christian student activities.
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Aug 8, 2023 22:07
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i say swears online posted:i went to one FCA meeting in 9th grade where the football head coach drank a live goldfish and i didn't go back I'm pretty sure this has been considered prosecutable as animal cruelty for a lot of years now. At least that's what they used to tell us in anti-bullying/hazing assemblies in middle school. You can fool people into thinking you've done it using clever palming of carved carrots. I'm not sure I think a high school football coach would care enough to bother if he was going to pull that stunt in the first place.
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Aug 8, 2023 22:23
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zoux posted:
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i say swears online posted:i went to one FCA meeting in 9th grade where the football head coach drank a live goldfish and i didn't go back ???
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Aug 8, 2023 22:37
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It's got a wikipedia page
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Handling snakes does but idk if live goldfish swallowing is a well known part of Christian ritual practice
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Aug 8, 2023 22:51
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It was probably some Power Team pep rally bs
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Yaint never lived until you seen a muscled man glorify our lord and savior Jesus Christ through feats of strength like:
Can I get an amen?
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