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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Plastic Slinkys are also available. They can be made in different colors. Many of them are made with the colors of the rainbow in rainbow order.

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

This article may be written from a fan's point of view, rather than a neutral point of view.. 

The sketch comedy television show Saturday Night Live (SNL) has for almost three decades aired a number of sketches parodying Hillary Clinton, from her time as First Lady, and during both her presidential campaigns in 2008 and 2016.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



An enema bag filled with white wine and taken as a self-administered enema killed a 52-year-old man with klismaphilia. He was found dead with the nozzle still inserted in his anus and connected to an enema bag that hung from a coat rack next to his bed.[3]

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
A claque is an organized body of professional applauders in French theatres and opera houses. Members of a claque are called claqueurs.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Lutha Mahtin posted:

This article is about the cotton fabric. For the Italian stationery brand, see Moleskine. For the actual skin of moles, see Mole (animal) § Pelts.

For moles' kin, see Talpidae.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Note: Pluto was still classified as a planet when the Grand Tour was proposed and at the time New Horizons was launched.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Feynman and his wife, Gweneth Howarth, bought a Dodge Tradesman Maxivan in 1975, and had it painted with Feynman diagrams.[12]

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
In one custom that persisted, "ballwalking," male participants (usually on the patio around the pool or in the suites) would hang their genitalia outside of their unzipped pants.[10]

Moby_Dick
Apr 18, 2003

You'd think I've been riding the L all my life.
Coast Guardsman Clifford Johnson went back inside the building no fewer than four times in search of his date who, unbeknownst to him, had safely escaped. Johnson suffered extensive third-degree burns over 55% of his body but survived the disaster, becoming the most severely burned person to survive his injuries to date. After 21 months in a hospital and several hundred operations, he married his nurse and returned to his home state of Missouri. Fourteen years later he burned to death in a fiery automobile crash.[14]

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Moby_Dick posted:

Coast Guardsman Clifford Johnson went back inside the building no fewer than four times in search of his date who, unbeknownst to him, had safely escaped. Johnson suffered extensive third-degree burns over 55% of his body but survived the disaster, becoming the most severely burned person to survive his injuries to date. After 21 months in a hospital and several hundred operations, he married his nurse and returned to his home state of Missouri. Fourteen years later he burned to death in a fiery automobile crash.[14]

Guardsman CJ: awwww poo poo here we go again

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The tongue-in-cheek lyrics to the "On The Buses" theme song were written by Roger Ferris, who produced the recording at Abbey Road Studios. Quinceharmon's fine vocal performance secured a release on EMI's Columbia label.

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


Mescal posted:

Feynman and his wife, Gweneth Howarth, bought a Dodge Tradesman Maxivan in 1975, and had it painted with Feynman diagrams.[12]

So basically this:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gubbinal Girl posted:

So basically this:



sick

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



There are humorous reports of individuals using a toilet, and randomly pressing buttons on the control panel either out of curiosity or in search for the flushing control, and suddenly to their horror receiving an unexpected jet of water directed at the genitals or anus. As the water jet continues for a few seconds after the novice jumps up, he also gets himself or the bathroom wet.[13][39]

Gubbinal Girl
Apr 11, 2022


In many ways,[further explanation needed] SmarterChild was a precursor to Apple's Siri and Samsung's S Voice. As Shawn Carolan of Menlo Ventures, a Siri investor, said, "…When I first encountered Siri, SmarterChild already had 10 million users and was getting a billion messages a day… The market was speaking."[6]

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal
The Culm Measures are a thick sequence of geological strata originating during the Carboniferous Period that occur in south-west England, principally in Devon and Cornwall, now known as the Culm Supergroup. Its estimated thickness varies between 3600 m and 4750 m though intense folding complicates it at outcrop.[1] They are so called because of the occasional presence in the Barnstaple–Hartland area of a soft, often lenticular, sooty coal,[2] which is known in Devon as culm.[3]

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
The spacecraft also carries three Lego minifigures representing Galileo Galilei, the Roman god Jupiter, and his sister and wife, the goddess Juno.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



He used these initial names and ideas to compile a two-page synopsis titled Journal of the Whills, which told the tale of the training of apprentice CJ Thorpe as a "Jedi-Bendu" space commando by the legendary Mace Windy.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



... that Elon Musk plans to fight Mark Zuckerberg by lying on top of him?

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
The phrase "sleepy Joe Biden" is not a reference to the fact that Joe Biden is still sleepy due to lack of sleep, but it is the basic structure of antagonism that creates the meaning "Joe Biden is not worthy to be president of the United States".

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

In particle physics the capital Greek letter ϒ denotes an Upsilon particle. Note that the symbol should always look like Υ in order to avoid confusion with a Latin Y denoting the hypercharge. This may be done either with a font such as FreeSerif or with the dedicated Unicode character U+03D2 ϒ.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The "African" elephants in some scenes are clearly Indian ones with some sort of canvas "ears" added, and with the characteristic double humps on the forehead all too obvious.

The "jungle" vegetation, from three different continents, an extremely phoney looking rubber mask used for close ups of a roaring leopard and the clumsy back-projection in the "underwater" scenes make it a treat for lovers of the ludicrous.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

In a 2004 study, it was reported that cats falling from higher places suffered more severe injuries than those experiencing shorter drops.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The liquid waste was brownish yellow in color, and had a foul, offensive odor. The liquid human waste went into passengers' eyes, mouths, hair, and onto clothing and personal belongings, many of which were soaked. Some of the passengers suffered nausea and vomiting as a result of exposure to the human waste.[6]

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Captain Hygiene posted:

The liquid waste was brownish yellow in color, and had a foul, offensive odor. The liquid human waste went into passengers' eyes, mouths, hair, and onto clothing and personal belongings, many of which were soaked. Some of the passengers suffered nausea and vomiting as a result of exposure to the human waste.[6]

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

for the five people who aren't aware of our place in history: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1174437&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Thank you, I knew a goon was involved but I'd lost track of the thread many years ago :tipshat:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

God that was an amazing thread to see happen.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

God that was an amazing thread to see happen.

i didn't read it as it happened but in reading it the gradual dawning of what the event is is was great

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

I didn’t get to experience pppowerbook or the tour bus thread in real time but I did witness the thread where the guy wanted to get revenge on his neighbor stealing cable so he spliced the cable with a power line or something insane like that and then there was a mysterious fire later. that was bonkers

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


god I remember ppppowerbook

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord
The film received a limited theatrical release on October 29, 1993, where it was a financial failure, making back only $54,000 of its $2,000,000 budget at the box office in the U.S.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

DST is inspired by two thinkers in particular, William James and Mikhail Bakhtin, who worked in different countries (USA and Russia, respectively), in different disciplines (psychology and literary sciences), and in different theoretical traditions (pragmatism and dialogism).[4]

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

ColTim
Oct 29, 2011
This is a list of films that feature non-avian dinosaurs and other prehistoric (mainly Mesozoic) archosaurs, pterosaurs, and marine reptiles such as mosasaurs and plesiosaurs.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Gimme the list of films featuring avian dinosaurs tho

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sagebrush posted:

Gimme the list of films featuring avian dinosaurs tho

hitchcock made a good onea bout avians in general

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
birdemic is timeless

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



It is common in some countries to celebrate the diversity of vegetable shapes, with particularly unusual items being entered into competitions. Many of these are judged by the ugliness of the vegetable.[12]

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Despite not being vegetarian, Gere has often been erroneously included on lists of famous vegetarians.[85][86][87]

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The Killing Jelq
Jun 13, 2012

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