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bigstupidjellyfish posted:I think there are a lot of people with like sub-60 IQs who come from money so they go to college and absorb the right language to come off as "serious" I owe my entire career to this phenomenon and once I realized it I’ve been on a golden path to happiness
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Aug 8, 2023 22:52
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Uncle Wemus posted:Wow she's real loving dumb I mean, she tried to sail down the river in a riverboat so janky it would make the Confederate Navy blush.
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Aug 8, 2023 22:53
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bawk posted:yoshi eggs lol
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Aug 8, 2023 22:57
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Aug 8, 2023 22:59
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loving linda man i knew she would mess everything up!!!
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Aug 8, 2023 23:01
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heres my impression of musk buhhbhuhbh bahh im a big dumb dumb head burrrr durrr
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Aug 8, 2023 23:02
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lindayaX
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Aug 8, 2023 23:03
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shyduck posted:lindayaX user-seconds
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Aug 8, 2023 23:04
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Concerning
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Aug 8, 2023 23:10
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"we should change it to user-seXonds 😂" "yes, sir. so epic."
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Aug 8, 2023 23:10
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they downgraded from user-firsts
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Aug 8, 2023 23:11
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paying $44 billion to be customer service to horrible people who can't figure out why people don't want to look at their tweets
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Aug 8, 2023 23:17
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we gotta get this @catturd situation under control
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Aug 8, 2023 23:18
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i still cant understand the trans -> woke argument sure still seems he's mad at trans but wouldn't it be good for him if only he was inseminating people?? doesn't this help his dumb ghengis khan outlook?
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Aug 8, 2023 23:19
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I did a buncha dmt when I was like nine and the song Mirror in the Bathroom has been playing on loop in my head since then.
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Aug 8, 2023 23:20
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i wonder if basically making it pointless to post anything unless you paid elon musk or went in with tens of thousands of followers has anything to do with people abandoning the site
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Aug 8, 2023 23:21
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ad revenue down 50% lol https://www.engadget.com/x-hopes-sensitivity-settings-will-bring-back-advertisers-215439809.html quote:Under the most restrictive “conservative” setting, ads would be excluded from appearing near “targeted hate speech, sexual content, gratuitous gore, excessive profanity, obscenity, spam and drugs” in the “for You” timeline. imagine being an advertiser and going "ah, no, we actually would like our ads next to targeted hate speech and gore"
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Aug 8, 2023 23:22
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remember when twitter was used by losers to scream into the ether about going to the store today or whatever
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Aug 8, 2023 23:23
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I feel like any smart company would have pulled ads when the guy who posted CSAM got reinstated.
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Aug 8, 2023 23:27
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CSAM CSAM run
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Aug 8, 2023 23:28
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the Twitter thing I remember was the discussion whether bringing food to neighbors was bad or good
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Aug 8, 2023 23:29
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 yeah that really fixes things, thanks Elon!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 8, 2023 23:29
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shyduck posted:
lol if you can make the ads not appear near the spam then-do you see where this is going?
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Aug 8, 2023 23:31
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if you like your targeted hate speech, you can keep it
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Aug 8, 2023 23:31
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relaXed
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Aug 8, 2023 23:35
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For an ad-free X experience, consider posting slurs.
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Aug 8, 2023 23:37
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shyduck posted:if you like your targeted hate speech, you can keep it wow, targeted ads right next to my targeted hate speech? the future is so convenient!
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Aug 9, 2023 00:05
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the milk machine posted:[MUSK] So that we can be more mentally stable as we accelerate into the future.
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Aug 9, 2023 00:18
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the term cisgender is targeted hate speech but the 14 words are not, so i'm sure that panel works just like advertisers hope it will
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Aug 9, 2023 00:24
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Just a Moron posted:Joseph Campbell missed a crucial archetype the Art School Kid with a Thousand Dollars Worth of Adderall
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Aug 9, 2023 00:28
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"user seconds" are high because the same 20 dorks never stop posting i will not reflect on this
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Aug 9, 2023 00:40
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When you see a new metric and marketing, it’s because all the existing metrics are poo poo.
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Aug 9, 2023 01:02
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Wonder if there’s a relationship between “user seconds” and people posting entire pirated movies? …. Nah.
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Aug 9, 2023 01:02
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No one in polite society has talked about a human being going to mars in a while, what’s up there?
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Aug 9, 2023 01:03
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how many user seconds am I using f5ing this thread like a lost bunker
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Aug 9, 2023 01:03
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magiccarpet posted:how many user seconds am I using f5ing this thread like a lost bunker 🤣😂🤣 69,420 😂🤣😂
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Aug 9, 2023 01:13
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:all grimes type persons are grimes motherfuckin goddamn poggers
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Aug 9, 2023 01:45
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or grimey, as they like to be called
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Aug 9, 2023 01:46
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Hmmmmmmmm.... I wonder what could have recently happened that caused engagement with twitter to fall off a cliff. Hmmmmmmmm.... It is truly a mystery.
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Aug 9, 2023 01:47
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Saltpowered posted:Hmmmmmmmm.... definitely not those AI crypto botlords spamming everything, of course
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