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skrapp mettle
Mar 17, 2007
Went to the rodeo for the first time ever and was absolutely impressed with the bull rider names.



Canyon Wiley Bass won that night.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Canyon Wiley Bass is my favorite Dredge enemy

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Samovar posted:

This may be old news because I don't watch TV, but I learned that there is a British actor with the name Tuppence Middleton.

God only knows why. Presumably they have siblings Ha'pny and Farthing as well.

Late answer, but it's the name of one of Agatha Christie's less-famous detectives, so probably that.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Unless those are stage names or something I think it’s impressive that rodeo folk are so into cowboy stuff that they name their children after hats and guns and geographical features.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

I've been emailing someone with the first and middle names Rosemary Balsam. I bet she smells amazing

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

wikipedia posted:

Brittany Pozzi Tonozzi (born February 9, 1984) is an American professional rodeo cowgirl who specializes in barrel racing. She is a two-time Women’s Professional Rodeo Association (WPRA) Barrel Racing World Champion. In December 2007 and 2009, she won the championship at the National Finals Rodeo (NFR) in Las Vegas, Nevada.[1]

Oh my God their real names. Their all real.

Also, LOL Britanny Pozzi married into the Tonozzis

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Hippocrass posted:

Also, LOL Britanny Pozzi married into the Tonozzis

How. Just, how? This ridiculous world.

Harvey TWH
Sep 6, 2005

Want some peanuts?

Azhais posted:

Presumably their middle name is nosegay

Takes one to know one!


skrapp mettle posted:

Went to the rodeo for the first time ever and was absolutely impressed with the bull rider names.



I can't quite tell what that third column is, the bull names and some special codes?, but I'm even more baffled by the negative number on the last entry.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
In the past 5 days at work, we've had a Barry White, a James Stewart and a Gary Cooper.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Harvey TWH posted:

Takes one to know one!

I can't quite tell what that third column is, the bull names and some special codes?, but I'm even more baffled by the negative number on the last entry.

https://probullstats.com/bulls/46436

First one is just an ID, and looks like it actually is -777. I guess they can just choose what they want for their ID number.

I can't find what BI and FF are for.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
I've encountered someone with the name Peter Wang.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
First name Forestwalker, and the last name is a type of tree.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Two first names this time around, Marlboro and Kira-Nerys

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Lawryn

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

First name Forestwalker, and the last name is a type of tree.

"If it isn't old Mr. Monkey Puzzle!"

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Maxx Crosby

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Recently attended a class by this man, Carpet.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Andromeda Dunker

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Met a Zeonii today.

2nd time in as many days I've heard someone mention the name Andromeda.

Lord Zedd-Repulsa
Jul 21, 2007

Devour a good book.


One of my niblings has Andromeda as a middle name and Persephone as their first. These days they go by Percy.

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy
One of the customers I deal with somewhat regularly is named Kamahl. I haven't asked so I can't be sure, but he seems to be the exact right age to be named after the pit fighter.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Jing Reec, who is not a Star Wars character.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

No Kum-sok

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Dick Dilly

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

a former federal prosecutor named T. Marcus Funk

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
A man with the first name of "Saint Patrick" (who goes by the nickname Skip).

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Not really on-topic but dunno where else to put this so:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Richard Askew

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

A man with the first name of "Saint Patrick" (who goes by the nickname Skip).

I've heard of folk with the first name St. John. I'm honestly surprised that other Saints as first names aren't as common.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Samovar posted:

I've heard of folk with the first name St. John. I'm honestly surprised that other Saints as first names aren't as common.

St. John also somehow picked up the pronunciation "Sinjin"

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
https://twitter.com/bobby/status/1688285720610213888

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!
Just noticed that the person who emails our restaurant about cleaning services is named K’lyn Uzzle.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Alaois posted:

St. John also somehow picked up the pronunciation "Sinjin"

A similar thing happened with Saint Clair and Sinclair.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The kids' names aren't OK.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Bobson Dugnutt suddenly doesn’t seem so odd

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Ralph Hurley posted:

Bobson Dugnutt suddenly doesn’t seem so odd

Their parents grew up with Bobson Dugnutt.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Cabbott?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

A similar thing happened with Saint Clair and Sinclair.

Of course! Goddamnit, I'm annoyed I didn't realize that (I had known about 'sinjin' beforehand).

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

The customer registry of Swedish Nazi webshop Greenpilled got leaked and there's someone in there named Lupus Arachnida.

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Jul 13, 2004

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