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rotinaj posted:I understand that not all tony nominees must be musicals but i would be far happier if there was at least one musical soliloquy from one of the bloodline members ah, a Sikoa solo
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I can hear Jimmy pleadingly shouting "I DID IT FOR YOU, UCE!" Loud enough for the ring mics to pick up before Jey, tears in his eyes, nails him with a superkick already. Cinema.
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Too bad The Bloodline can't get a Eleven O'Clock Number since Smackdown ends at ten
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he didn't get all of it 😔
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This may be one of my favorite botch videos of all time and I don't even know why lol I think I just always love when two wrestlers chain botch and have total lack of ring chemistry Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Aug 12, 2023 |
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Shrimpy posted:Maybe it’s because I’m experiencing all of this through clips and these threads, but this would all be so much easier to follow if they didn’t dress identical twins exactly the same while in the middle of a feud. Jey is the one who looks like their mom cut his hair blunt posted:Maybe when MJF joins the fed next year he can take The Bloodline out to dinner thinking about a Roman/MJF dueling promo
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shiksa posted:gonna be honest w ya as someone who doesn't watch the show every week its very easy to forget which uso has kind of a mullet and which doesnt The interchangeability was the plan all along - now Kimmy can pursue a solo career, but sometimes - maybe even in the middle of the match - his hair will inexplicably change, and none will be the wiser.
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The Usos have like completely different tattoos and hair and I feel like they never really did a lot of "twin magic" type stuff. They're just twins who are a tag team but like they clearly have made a point to be individuals. And you know, if you've ever known twins you know you can tell them apart through mannerisms and such since they're not identical humans. Its not hard to tell them apart if you want to. You just don't really care enough to.
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Aug 12, 2023 18:59
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Also Jimmy's a little puffier than Jey. He's a little puffy guy.
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usos did twin magic in every match for their first 3 years in wwe but that was a long time ago and before they (apparently) became real people instead of a nobody team that won a lot from being Anoa'is
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I think for the first couple years it was difficult to tell them apart, but nowadays they look pretty different.
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MJeff posted:Didn't used to, but ever since Sami got involved hmm
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Just realized this whole Jimmy and Jey thing only works if you imagine that Jimmy has been in a coma and unresponsive the entire time they were building to this Jey vs. Roman match.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:OH MY GOD!!!!
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STAC Goat posted:
Yeah that’s right
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Jimmy is the one with 5 DUIs, Jey only has one I think
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Pylons posted:Just realized this whole Jimmy and Jey thing only works if you imagine that Jimmy has been in a coma and unresponsive the entire time they were building to this Jey vs. Roman match. It's always good to get a reminder that even people who work there don't watch the show.
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JUNGLE BOY posted:Yeah that’s right They may have different haircuts and tattoos, but they still dress and act the same and their character motivations are both complete and utter gibberish. Who could possibly have a rooting interest in one brooding, dour loser over the other?
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MJeff posted:Also Jimmy's a little puffier than Jey. He's a little puffy guy. You can't be the son of Rikishi without inheriting a little puff
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Popy posted:i will only respect roman if he starts using the stinkface Roman lacks the puff to do a stinkface. Shameful lack of puff.
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Roman should lose the title when he goes for the stinkface but it has no effect, revealing his secret weakness: he has a Hank Hill rear end. Can't be the Head of the Table with an rear end of the Janela. A poetic end to the most cinematic storyline in wrestling history
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Popy posted:i will only respect roman if he starts using the stinkface Rikishi searching for his successor, passes up his son for his daughter in law but she keeps calling it the rear view
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xbilkis posted:Roman should lose the title when he goes for the stinkface but it has no effect, revealing his secret weakness: he has a Hank Hill rear end. Can't be the Head of the Table with an rear end of the Janela. A poetic end to the most cinematic storyline in wrestling history Wrestlemania 42 Roman is down bad, getting his diminished glutes kicked by Cody Rhodes Rhodes finally appears to be on the cusp on finishing the story Suddenly, Jey Usos music He’s making his way down to the ring, and what’s he carrying? By god, it’s a custom gluteal orthodic. He throws them to Reigns, reuniting the Bloodline Reigns with the super man punch into the corner. Attached the gluteal orthotic, stink face, and the streak continues.
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STAC Goat posted:The Usos have like completely different tattoos and hair and I feel like they never really did a lot of "twin magic" type stuff. They're just twins who are a tag team but like they clearly have made a point to be individuals. And you know, if you've ever known twins you know you can tell them apart through mannerisms and such since they're not identical humans. Back when people ITT actually still watched WWE they had matching hair, matching tribal tatt locations, matching gear and your task was to remember whether Jay painted the left or right half of his face 
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They did a ton of twin magic poo poo but it's probably been 5+ years since they did. They absolutely used to lean hard into being twins.
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blunt posted:Back when people ITT actually still watched WWE they had matching hair, matching tribal tatt locations, matching gear and your task was to remember whether Jay painted the left or right half of his face that's what the Usos looked like last time I watched WWE when they were still in a forever feud with New Day
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Popy posted:if the usos had a vlog maybe to would be easier to tell em apart Da Uso?
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Right Uso is the good wrestler and Left Uso is the hot one.
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which one of the usos is the one that keeps betraying roman and his brother's ties to the bloodline
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One of them always tells truths and the other always tells lies
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noted non truth reller Jey Uso
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A question from someone who hasn't seen the show properly in a long time: Is Solo Sikoa any good? I know he was fine as the silent badass standing in the back whilst Sami did all his entertaining poo poo in The Bloodline. But how is he on his own? Can he wrestle? Can he promo? What is his character? Is he in any way entertaining?
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Drakkel posted:One of them always tells truths and the other always tells lies Which makes asking "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?" that much more difficult
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