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Perry Mason Jar posted:Was this posted in here already? If aliens abducted the plane they might want to look at refining their plane teleportation device seeing as debris from mh370 has washed ashore.
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Aug 12, 2023 20:51
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blatman posted:i highly doubt u had sex because of pokemon go You can't beat Pikachu or whatever as a wingman
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Aug 12, 2023 20:52
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mr_jolly posted:If aliens abducted the plane they might want to look at refining their plane teleportation device seeing as debris from mh370 has washed ashore. chewed it up and spit it out
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Aug 12, 2023 20:56
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Sorry, misjudged portal aperture size. Will not make this mistake again.
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Aug 12, 2023 20:57
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Cactus posted:They should've waited till after congress comes back to kick this all off, there's tonnes of time now to move the goods and keep the black-op hidden. election year timelines have something to do with this imo
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Aug 12, 2023 20:57
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r/ufos is (even more) unreadable with this MH370 poo poo, goddamn
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Aug 12, 2023 21:02
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Barry Foster posted:r/ufos is (even more) unreadable with this MH370 poo poo, goddamn don't worry in a week or two there will be some new dumbass incident or video to obsess over
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Aug 12, 2023 21:05
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my bony fealty posted:don't worry in a week or two there will be some new dumbass incident or video to obsess over That sub is such a goddamn mess lol It's practically unreadable. Half of it is people accusing each other of being feds (rightly or wrongly) and the other is just chewing on absolute garbage
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Aug 12, 2023 21:17
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A few days ago I randomly had a thought about how I hadn't had a jury summons in like a decade. Welp, I manifested myself jury duty.
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Aug 12, 2023 21:20
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mr_jolly posted:If aliens abducted the plane they might want to look at refining their plane teleportation device seeing as debris from mh370 has washed ashore. https://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/1155157/mh370-news-missing-malaysia-airlines-plane-flight-370-indian-ocean-debris-russia-spt https://www.news.com.au/travel/trav...0a0b60f152350a4 no, I don't believe any of this, but like all well crafted conspiracies you're not going to debunk it without significant effort if it's even really possible to do so
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Aug 12, 2023 21:22
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mr_jolly posted:If aliens abducted the plane they might want to look at refining their plane teleportation device seeing as debris from mh370 has washed ashore. teleported it to the bottom of the ocean, just a misunderstanding of which metal tubes we use for the sky and which for the sea
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Aug 12, 2023 21:23
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Boi we're, like, squintillion dimensional, you think it's easy for us to remember the difference between "underwater" and "under gases"?? You know what you sound like? You sound like a three year old saying no, that's the wrong red crayon, you have to use this red crayon the identically coloured fuckin' red crayon Jrooti, it's exhaustin'
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Aug 12, 2023 21:30
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Barry Foster posted:That sub is such a goddamn mess lol you mean... r/ufo is spooked up? next you'll be telling me u/maxwellhill was not my #1 source for world news 
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Aug 12, 2023 21:40
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Barry Foster posted:Boi we're, like, squintillion dimensional, you think it's easy for us to remember the difference between "underwater" and "under gases"?? open your mind to childlike wonder of humans my pnutty
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Aug 12, 2023 21:41
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also, i appreciate our spookiest goons for allowing a higher quality of ufo discussion with a significantly smaller group of readers. namaste 🙏
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Aug 12, 2023 21:42
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I mean, I get it, it's the biggest weird sub there is (I think?), and it's reddit in the first place anyway, I'm well aware of that I guess I just liked it when places like r/ufob or r/highstrangeness were full of mothmans and kentucky goblins and the like, rather than being overspills for the cartoon dustcloud of whatever million man slapfight r/ufos is currently kickin' up The furore is exhausting EDIT Reddit is exhausting Which is why Marzzle posted:also, i appreciate our spookiest goons for allowing a higher quality of ufo discussion with a significantly smaller group of readers. namaste 🙏
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Aug 12, 2023 21:47
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Barry Foster posted:I mean, I get it, it's the biggest weird sub there is (I think?), and it's reddit in the first place anyway, I'm well aware of that I figure if a place (even one like this) gets too influential they infiltrate and unleash the bullshit disinfo machine then fill the place up with division and falsehoods from the boys down in eglin AFB
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Aug 12, 2023 21:50
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cspam is small enough to be written off as fringe leftie crackpots therefore it's actually good to let us have unobstructed discussions because a zany respirator goon will recite stuff to people thus making it look even crazier and easily dismissed by mainstream society
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Aug 12, 2023 21:52
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"Zany respirator goon", a phrase so loaded with an absolutely draining amount of baggage that I feel whithered for having read it Those ppl are right to protect themselves and if being right alienates you, it's ok to be alienated
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Aug 12, 2023 22:10
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Barry Foster posted:I mean, I get it, it's the biggest weird sub there is (I think?), and it's reddit in the first place anyway, I'm well aware of that I'm strongly considering unsubbing from it until something else "newsworthy" happens
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Aug 12, 2023 22:38
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I dont know how to parse reddit and im never going to
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Aug 12, 2023 22:47
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WEH posted:I dont know how to parse reddit and im never going to The trick is to close the top comment in every thread if it's not serious and it will close all the nested puns and terrible jokes. Honestly I've found that it's the easiest way to make reddit readable.
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Aug 12, 2023 22:49
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The worst thing about r/ufos is there's just no point contributing at all. Any post is drowned out in a sea of frothing ignorance
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Aug 12, 2023 23:03
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Barry Foster posted:I mean, I get it, it's the biggest weird sub there is (I think?), and it's reddit in the first place anyway, I'm well aware of that r/experiencers is still gold, full of good stories and occasional psychotic breakout 
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Aug 12, 2023 23:05
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D-Pad posted:A few days ago I randomly had a thought about how I hadn't had a jury summons in like a decade. 
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Aug 12, 2023 23:08
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D-Pad posted:A few days ago I randomly had a thought about how I hadn't had a jury summons in like a decade. Every defense lawyer in the world is begging you: don't try to get out of it! Please go! They're crying on their knees saying this to you
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Aug 12, 2023 23:24
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Riot Bimbo posted:"Zany respirator goon", a phrase so loaded with an absolutely draining amount of baggage that I feel whithered for having read it covid discourse aside, stopping discussion of legitimate stuff you don't want in the mainstream can be accomplished by foisting it on the most marginalized and alienated groups you can manage. I'd imagine if a place like this ever became as large and mainstream as reddit then you'd see a much more active style of disruption much like what goes on in reddit
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Aug 12, 2023 23:26
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lammo
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Aug 12, 2023 23:34
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mediaphage posted:lammo Greer summon the birds
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Aug 12, 2023 23:36
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Summon UFO has a 5 day cool down and he just did it so you'll have to wait
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Aug 12, 2023 23:41
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man i have two nights of very intimate violence. fri nite, i kept woking up talking having stabbed someone. over and over. it was a broken up sleep and i kept going back there to stab this arsehole with a big bowie knife. shook me up. last night same stuff, same arsehole, took place in Sydney (i am in melbourne) same knife even, but i am cutting out his tongue. full colour, i am worried now i have missed something in my psyche. ive never even been in a schoolyard fight yet along doing what appeared to be murder and mutilation. i can still see the bowie knife and feel his tongue coming out in my hand. insane intense dreaming
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Aug 12, 2023 23:44
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simply take the element and the summoner to the giant spaceship and let god sort it out
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Aug 12, 2023 23:58
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Sleekly posted:man i have two nights of very intimate violence. fri nite, i kept woking up talking having stabbed someone. over and over. it was a broken up sleep and i kept going back there to stab this arsehole with a big bowie knife. shook me up. last night same stuff, same arsehole, took place in Sydney (i am in melbourne) same knife even, but i am cutting out his tongue. full colour, i am worried now i have missed something in my psyche. The cat has got your tongue and you're the cat! Time to speak up, or let them speak
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Aug 13, 2023 00:18
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Marzzle posted:covid discourse aside, stopping discussion of legitimate stuff you don't want in the mainstream can be accomplished by foisting it on the most marginalized and alienated groups you can manage. I'd imagine if a place like this ever became as large and mainstream as reddit then you'd see a much more active style of disruption much like what goes on in reddit only hillbillies see aliens
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Aug 13, 2023 00:22
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https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/15pfmwk/proof_the_archived_video_is_stereoscopic_3d/ I'd love to shake the hand of the hoaxer who thought to put in this much effort
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Aug 13, 2023 00:24
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my dream last night was that i was watching Jacob's Ladder as an in-flight movie
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Aug 13, 2023 00:29
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Winkle-Daddy posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/15pfmwk/proof_the_archived_video_is_stereoscopic_3d/ I'm coming down on timeline fuckery by NHI as involved in all of this. Mandela effect situations. The Mussolini UFO was a hoax, until a correction was made and now it isn't. Bob Lazar was full of poo poo back when he made his claims but now it's all true. The MH370 video was a clever fake in 2014 but reality has been updated so that it is real.
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Aug 13, 2023 00:30
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Just found out Rowan Atkinson is still alive in this my current reality. A real relief
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Aug 13, 2023 00:32
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Marzzle posted:covid discourse aside, stopping discussion of legitimate stuff you don't want in the mainstream can be accomplished by foisting it on the most marginalized and alienated groups you can manage. I'd imagine if a place like this ever became as large and mainstream as reddit then you'd see a much more active style of disruption much like what goes on in reddit Its cool when certain kinds of lovely tendencies in humans easily get weaponized to drown out discourse that occurs outside acceptable boundaries on acceptable subjects It's happened here and as 2024 election cycles gear up its gonna get loving pathetic and unbearable on these forums, but yeah its worse on reddit because the reach is greater, so discourse containment runs year round rather than just seasonally like it does here
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