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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

i say swears online posted:

glassman seems like one of those ucb guys

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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Keep him away from women

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Mordja posted:

Keep him away from women

lol

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/Semtex_Farmhand/status/1690148318251552772?t=_Ftaiv__0xc6PI7giE6dIg&s=19

Foppish Yet Dashing
Jun 29, 2004

-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
-horsepussy begins now
Wasn’t there an episode where Nick joked that John McCain’s arms are hosed up from trying to lift Meghan’s giant tits

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
No it was that he got brain cancer from trying to push the thought of his daughters giant loving tits out of his mind every time he came.

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

BB2K
Oct 9, 2012

UwUnabomber posted:

No it was that he got brain cancer from trying to push the thought of his daughters giant loving tits out of his mind every time he came.

Cumtown was truly a once in a lifetime kinda thing

Don't know what you got till it's gone

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

BB2K posted:

Cumtown was truly a once in a lifetime kinda thing

Don't know what you got till it's gone

Bam Recap Part 1

[00:27:37] Well, John McCain got that brain tumor from trying to push the thought of his daughter's
[00:27:42] giant tits out of his head while masturbating every day of his life.
[00:27:48] And it was so hard, it was such hard mental work for his brain that it broke.

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

friend got hacked but he was broke and didn’t have money so the hacker gave up, sent him this one to cheer him up

https://youtu.be/J3myoli6m8M

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

holefoods posted:

friend got hacked but he was broke and didn’t have money so the hacker gave up, sent him this one to cheer him up

https://youtu.be/J3myoli6m8M

lol at first i thought you meant the hacker sent that to him after seeing he's broke

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
I've been sucking peeenis for three hundred years

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

[rita repulsa voice] aah! after ten thousand years i'm gay!

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

I didn't have gay sex on the moon for hundreds of years.

Take it back.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

BB2K posted:

Cumtown was truly a once in a lifetime kinda thing

Don't know what you got till it's gone

but it sucked for like two years

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

i say swears online posted:

[rita repulsa voice] aah! after ten thousand years i'm gay!

make my monster grow

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Elmer Fudd:

be vewwwy vewwwy quiet























im gay

Charles Ingalls
Jan 31, 2021
Niles?? Have you seen my Crocs?

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Coming up after Gay Friends we have Gay Seinfeld, followed by Regular Fraiser

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo

i say swears online posted:

[rita repulsa voice] aah! after ten thousand years i'm gay!

hell ya

Grevlek
Jan 11, 2004

i say swears online posted:

[rita repulsa voice] aah! after ten thousand years i'm gay!

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

i say swears online posted:

[rita repulsa voice] aah! after ten thousand years i'm gay!

the bong with a face but it's actually a penis pump

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

what do you think lord zedd’s dick looks like

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
turn off ur monitor lmao

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

holefoods posted:

what do you think lord zedd’s dick looks like

white crystals

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Matt and Shane's Secret Penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Guys We've Penised

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


This Rick Glassman guy loving sucks

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

RIP the senator

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Ride the painted pony, let the spinning wheel glide.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

net work error posted:

RIP the senator

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
lmao

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Still gotta watch the movie

majour333
Mar 2, 2005

Mouthfart.
Fun Shoe
It's so fuckin good

Also everybody watch "Telemarketers" on HBO Max right the hell now. Nicks stories barely scratch the surface and I'm barely 19 minutes in
Edit 3: I just know the name Pat Pespas is gonna be an intrusive thought

majour333 fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Aug 14, 2023

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

VB movie does kick rear end, watch it ASAP. if you’re worried about a rewatch or anything, don’t. There’s not any super deep lore cuts or anything and it picks up on the end of last season in a straightforward way.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

majour333 posted:

It's so fuckin good

Also everybody watch "Telemarketers" on HBO Max right the hell now. Nicks stories barely scratch the surface and I'm barely 19 minutes in
Edit 3: I just know the name Pat Pespas is gonna be an intrusive thought

I have a small pespas and im gay

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Goa Tse-tung posted:

I have a small pespas and im gay

i'm gay actor michael douglas

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol rick glassman is autistic as helllllll

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aponDvJflUw

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