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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1690029222482292736?t=rhDssGk6JT1T3xdW3AaMig&s=19

See everybody next week?

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Trump's excellent taste in music is not on trial here

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CBJSprague24 posted:

See everybody next week?

The funniest bit of the finalized protection order is that Donnie can read any of the documents, even grand jury stuff, but he can't have a cell phone/copier and he can't yammer about any of the sensitive stuff.

There are 11.6 million pages in the discovery. I'd set the over/under at donnie-read pages at 1.5 and I'd take the under.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

facialimpediment posted:

The funniest bit of the finalized protection order is that Donnie can read any of the documents, even grand jury stuff, but he can't have a cell phone/copier and he can't yammer about any of the sensitive stuff.

There are 11.6 million pages in the discovery. I'd set the over/under at donnie-read pages at 1.5 and I'd take the under.

I'll take the WAY THE gently caress under as well on this. I don't think he'll read a single word of it. I do think he's going to do his toddler-best to leak as much of it as he can. There is absolutely no way in my mind he does not attempt to get the feral hogs feeding at his social media trough to target and attack jury members and witnesses and such. It's exactly the kind of short sighted, narcissistic, spiteful attack and destroy tactic his kind of personality does. Gonna take a poo poo ton of guard rails around that information to stop him from doing it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

facialimpediment posted:

The funniest bit of the finalized protection order is that Donnie can read any of the documents, even grand jury stuff, but he can't have a cell phone/copier and he can't yammer about any of the sensitive stuff.

There are 11.6 million pages in the discovery. I'd set the over/under at donnie-read pages at 1.5 and I'd take the under.

No cell phone? Welcome to the Find Out phase.

Related, he had an interview yesterday where he said that he believed the election was rigged and used other terms to not say that it was. Little late for that move.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1690174910067261442?t=KBlbC6NoCa-tHt8DUQwKDQ&s=19

She swung for the fences in signing with his team and whiffed.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So here's why Postmaster Fucko Louis DeJoy is still in his position, even with a 4-3 democratic postal board:

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/13/how-louis-dejoy-went-from-democratic-nightmare-fuel-to-biden-clean-energy-player-00110945

The tldr is that once Biden won, he shifted enough to still be useful. The by-mail free COVID testing special distributions, lobbying Republicans to support the postal service rescue bill in 2022 (Senate passed it 79-19), and electric vehicle buys are keeping the administration happy enough. The board is happy because the postal service isn't on life support anymore.

I still want the fuckhead fired for his loving around with mail votes, but at least this answers the why question. It is nice to no longer have "welp, postal service is dying" news articles all the time.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

So here's why Postmaster Fucko Louis DeJoy is still in his position, even with a 4-3 democratic postal board:

https://www.politico.com/news/2023/08/13/how-louis-dejoy-went-from-democratic-nightmare-fuel-to-biden-clean-energy-player-00110945

The tldr is that once Biden won, he shifted enough to still be useful. The by-mail free COVID testing special distributions, lobbying Republicans to support the postal service rescue bill in 2022 (Senate passed it 79-19), and electric vehicle buys are keeping the administration happy enough. The board is happy because the postal service isn't on life support anymore.

I still want the fuckhead fired for his loving around with mail votes, but at least this answers the why question. It is nice to no longer have "welp, postal service is dying" news articles all the time.

He also has a dem ally on the bog who supports his "gently caress letters" policy. Hopefully a future administration can dumpster his buddy and give dejoy the boot at last.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Just a head's up, Elon Musk is melting down about Zuck calling him not serious about fighting, and there's a small but non-zero chance he's going to be found screaming "FIGHT ME" in Zuck's driveway.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
who the gently caress is scraeming "FIGHT ME" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will easily destroy you

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Of all the things I hate Rhodesian Lowtax for, one of the biggest things is making Mark Zuckerberg look like a better person by comparison.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


pantslesswithwolves posted:

Of all the things I hate Rhodesian Lowtax for, one of the biggest things is making Mark Zuckerberg look like a better person by comparison.

:same:

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Of all the things I hate Rhodesian Lowtax for, one of the biggest things is making Mark Zuckerberg look like a better person by comparison.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Of all the things I hate Rhodesian Lowtax for, one of the biggest things is making Mark Zuckerberg look like a better person by comparison.

I keep hoping they actually duke it out, if only because whoever loses, we win.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I'm gonna guess that Elon doesn't bang on no one's door, and zuck's private army escorts that toad bodied goo pile back to his limo so he can get back to reading his idiot baby momma's DMs to other people. If he even shows up at all.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
We don't have to hand it to either one of them

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

This is Elon's cop out.
You see, he accepted- Zuck refused. Now Elon doesn't have to fight, because Zuck is afraid of him, and he by default since Zuck refused to drop everything on a random Monday.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Someone do a GIF of the Terminator 1 scrolling through responses to the hotel guy scene except every choice is “gently caress Elon’s poo poo up.”

E: This scene:
https://youtu.be/zlJtohZSsfY

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Aug 14, 2023

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Just a head's up, Elon Musk is melting down about Zuck calling him not serious about fighting, and there's a small but non-zero chance he's going to be found screaming "FIGHT ME" in Zuck's driveway.

Wonder who would win if their security details fought it out. Probably Zuck’s as the FB board would have hired real professionals without consideration of what musk would prioritize.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Wonder who would win if their security details fought it out. Probably Zuck’s as the FB board would have hired real professionals without consideration of what musk would prioritize.

Musk hires fuckwits that wish they got their shot in Rhodesia, if I had to guess the profile of a random employee.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

bulletsponge13 posted:

This is Elon's cop out.
You see, he accepted- Zuck refused. Now Elon doesn't have to fight, because Zuck is afraid of him, and he by default since Zuck refused to drop everything on a random Monday.

Nah, even all of the blue check dipshits see this as elon backing out. Only the biggest dick riders are running with that angle.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Wonder who would win if their security details fought it out. Probably Zuck’s as the FB board would have hired real professionals without consideration of what musk would prioritize.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1527748229470646272

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
coming from him a hardcore litigation department sounds a lot like an Elite Legal Strike Task Force that beams conspiracy poo poo down from the mothership

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Kesper North posted:

We don't have to hand it to either one of them

We certainly don’t. But at the same time there is nothing wrong with calling Failon what he is: an absolutely insecure pussy who called somebody out, and is now looking for any angle to back out of it, and then shitposting about it on his private website so all his followers pile on.

Saying that doesn’t make Zuckerberg look any better.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Best possible outcome is that Zuck breaks his hand on Elon’s face but I’ll settle for Elon just getting his rear end beat.

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Best possible outcome is that Zuck breaks his hand on Elon’s face but I’ll settle for Elon just getting his rear end beat.

What about Zuck killing Elon in the ring? And not just kill him in a "oh well, sometimes stuff happens in a match", I mean kill him well after the ref tries to end it.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BaconAndBullets posted:

What about Zuck killing Elon in the ring? And not just kill him in a "oh well, sometimes stuff happens in a match", I mean kill him well after the ref tries to end it.

Stop… just stop… I can only cum so hard so many times, man.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





BaconAndBullets posted:

What about Zuck killing Elon in the ring? And not just kill him in a "oh well, sometimes stuff happens in a match", I mean kill him well after the ref tries to end it.

Double fatality would be an acceptable outcome

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/bigcory00/status/1688331638697345024

I don't want to spoil any of the best lines of dialogue, but :laffo:.

Also, he can't pardon himself if Georgia becomes a big enough thing to "LOCK HIM UP!" because it's a state thing.

goddamn

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



If they live, but both get crippled, imagine all the unexpected funding that would magically materialise for medical research teams around the world. Not to mention the public campaigns to up social status and fight stigmas of disability. And if it's Zuck they might even be successful!

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Wasabi the J posted:

Musk hires fuckwits that wish they got their shot in Rhodesia, if I had to guess the profile of a random employee.

They’re probably busy buying up property in Rivington, NC.

Volkova III
Jan 5, 2021

Hyrax Attack! posted:

They’re probably busy buying up property in Rivington, NC.

jesus christ that's a deep cut

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

If they live, but both get crippled, imagine all the unexpected funding that would magically materialise for medical research teams around the world. Not to mention the public campaigns to up social status and fight stigmas of disability. And if it's Zuck they might even be successful!

please, musk will just dump more money into neuralink and the tesla robot in hopes of navigating the world remotely from some sort of eternal life pod like that dude from fallout new vegas

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Hyrax Attack! posted:

They’re probably busy buying up property in Rivington, NC.

I don't actually doubt that the worst groups will pay to have their little section of hell in America

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Qtotonibudinibudet posted:

please, musk will just dump more money into neuralink and the tesla robot in hopes of navigating the world remotely from some sort of eternal life pod like that dude from fallout new vegas

please do not talk ill of fisto

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
These billionaire death ring fantasies or whatever aren't a weird fixation at all.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Of all the things I hate Rhodesian Lowtax for, one of the biggest things is making Mark Zuckerberg look like a better person by comparison.

Zuckerberg and Bezos both.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
They should duel for the keys to each other’s media platform.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Platystemon posted:

They should duel for the keys to each other’s media platform.

The techbro equivalent of racing for pink slips?

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It'd at least make the techno fascist future more interesting

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