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lightpole posted:These billionaire death ring fantasies or whatever aren't a weird fixation at all. 
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I can’t think of anything funnier than billionaires dying from their own hubris, be it penis enlargement or flying helicopters.
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Aug 14, 2023 15:20
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Crab Dad posted:I can’t think of anything funnier than billionaires dying from their own hubris, be it penis enlargement or flying helicopters. Or visiting a wrecked ship
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Aug 14, 2023 15:59
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Crab Dad posted:I can’t think of anything funnier than billionaires dying from their own hubris, be it penis enlargement or flying helicopters. It's endlessly funny that Steve Jobs was so brain-broken that he probably hosed himself on his pancreatic cancer. The type he had was apparently perfectly treatable via surgery and he had all the money/connections in the world about it. And he decided NO, HERBS because "I didn't want my body to be opened". Then did it 9 months later once it was too far gone  Also, content: https://twitter.com/davelevinthal/status/1691053040986386432?t=ezMSNZShrUm1AoNdJybJJg&s=19 My guess is that this particular government drone caught wind of this organization, spit out their coffee, then cracked their knuckles and got to work.
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Aug 14, 2023 16:16
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Crab Dad posted:I can’t think of anything funnier than billionaires dying from their own hubris, be it penis enlargement or flying helicopters. Thats different from coming up with fantasy deaths. Thats kinda weird and probably not healthy.
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Aug 14, 2023 16:59
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lightpole posted:Thats different from coming up with fantasy deaths. Thats kinda weird and probably not healthy. God, you sound fun.
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Aug 14, 2023 17:09
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imagine being the kind of killjoy that sees people joking about the potential deaths of some of the objectively worst fuckin people on the planet and tut-tutting it
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Aug 14, 2023 17:10
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I don't fantasize about their deaths, I just wish they would die. I am morally superior.
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Aug 14, 2023 17:20
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I don't fantasize about their deaths I do fantasize about them violencing each other comically tho
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Aug 14, 2023 17:37
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lightpole posted:These billionaire death ring fantasies or whatever aren't a weird fixation at all. If they're intent on duking it out they might as well go full on celebrity deathmatch
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Aug 14, 2023 17:48
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lightpole posted:Thats different from coming up with fantasy deaths. Thats kinda weird and probably not healthy.
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Aug 14, 2023 17:58
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It's less that I want to see billionaires dead and more that I want to see an end to the economic, cultural, social, and ecological devastation they capriciously commit. I also feel that our political, social, and economic systems are designed to enable, not oppose, them such that there is little practice chance of anything mattering. As a result the only "plausible" path I see for someone like Elon to stop destroying society and the planet is for him get himself killed in a celebrity death match or rocket failure or mauled by a cyborg monkey.
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Aug 14, 2023 18:08
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Zamujasa posted:imagine being the kind of killjoy that sees people joking about the potential deaths of some of the objectively worst fuckin people on the planet and tut-tutting it Every day, we need someone to post the Disco Elysium "Dios Mio, a Liberal!"
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Aug 14, 2023 18:12
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Aug 14, 2023 18:23
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It is too bad we won't get a Disco Elysium 2. That game was a lot of fun. Not related to our current discussion but I found this perfect https://twitter.com/tinytachyon/status/1690358693249024000?s=20
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Aug 14, 2023 18:36
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“They deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell”
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Aug 14, 2023 18:39
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The good news is if Zuck hits Elon in the head a bunch, it won't make Elon any dumber.
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Aug 14, 2023 18:40
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Here's your advance-read of what the Georgia charges are going to be against Donnie, as apparently the court hosed up a seal somewhere: https://twitter.com/jackqueen_/status/1691138841086668833?t=yU9dciGDGQeIeWNaePay0g&s=19
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Aug 14, 2023 18:48
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facialimpediment posted:Here's your advance-read of what the Georgia charges are going to be against Donnie, as apparently the court hosed up a seal somewhere: The clerk screwed up and accidentally put that on the public docket for the day. Those charges have not been voted on by the grand jury yet, and won't be until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest as they are still getting witness testimony through at least tomorrow morning.
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Aug 14, 2023 18:50
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Georgia will also at a minimum allow cameras in the courtroom. There's speculation they may allow it to be televised.
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Soylent Pudding posted:is for him get himself killed in a celebrity death match or rocket failure or mauled by a cyborg monkey. but you repeat yourself
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PopeHat gonna be tripping this week, I'm reading that it might be the Georgia version of RICO. "It's never RICO, it's never RICO, oh poo poo it's a RICO!"
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bird food bathtub posted:PopeHat gonna be tripping this week, I'm reading that it might be the Georgia version of RICO. He beat you to it! https://mastodon.social/@Popehat/110884839008526340 quote:I just want to point out that my rule “It’s not RICO” refers to the federal RICO statute and is not intended to refer to any state statutes and offer may not be good in Georgia
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Aug 14, 2023 19:33
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Pfffffff, that's such a lawyer answer.
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Aug 14, 2023 19:40
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Mr. Nice! posted:The clerk screwed up and accidentally put that on the public docket for the day. Those charges have not been voted on by the grand jury yet, and won't be until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest as they are still getting witness testimony through at least tomorrow morning. This just came in from local media: https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1691150377909891083?t=yFkStcgF9lTsqwoSOQ88Xg&s=19 I fully expect the indictment to drop as I'm on the road to a concert tonight, but hopefully I get to read the analysis during the opener or something  bird food bathtub posted:Pfffffff, that's such a lawyer answer. He's on safe ground per this CBS News article though: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-rico-case-georgia-expert-says/ Apparently federal RICO should just be charged as conspiracies, as they're an easier way to convict on the same thing. Georgia RICO appears to be more or less conspiracy anyways and the DA can grab others. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Aug 14, 2023 |
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Yeah I saw that Duncan got called in early, and I think Trump's truthing this morning has more to do with it than the clerk's snafu. Trump was calling out Duncan by name trying to influence him ahead of grand jury testimony. e: 
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Wasabi the J posted:God, you sound fun. I've always been upfront about being extremely uptight. The people that tell me that to my face have always been dog whistling alcoholics so I feel pretty good about myself.
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lightpole posted:I've always been upfront about being extremely uptight. The people that tell me that to my face have always been dog whistling alcoholics so I feel pretty good about myself. Wasabi the J posted:God, you sound fun.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah I saw that Duncan got called in early, and I think Trump's truthing this morning has more to do with it than the clerk's snafu. Trump was calling out Duncan by name trying to influence him ahead of grand jury testimony.
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Aug 14, 2023 20:08
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Uh, wasn't Trump just cautioned not to loving call people out on social media?
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lightpole posted:I've always been upfront about being extremely uptight. The people that tell me that to my face have always been dog whistling alcoholics so I feel pretty good about myself. Lol
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Mr. Nice! posted:Yeah I saw that Duncan got called in early, and I think Trump's truthing this morning has more to do with it than the clerk's snafu. Trump was calling out Duncan by name trying to influence him ahead of grand jury testimony. I'm surprised there's not an AI Trump post generator at this point. All you need is a base set of some combination of political opponent attacks, attacks against networks he doesn't like, buzz phrases, and talk about endorsements, how nobody likes the person he attacks, and ratings and it could be automatic.
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stealie72 posted:Ever since Mark Hammill did it, I can't NOT hear donny's dumb loving tweets/truths/turds in the voice of the Joker. It makes reading all these dumb things much more fun. Try imagining Gul Dukat voice, it's perfect every time
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shame on an IGA posted:Try imagining Gul Dukat voice, it's perfect every time Oh my god
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Uh, wasn't Trump just cautioned not to loving call people out on social media? He's not faced consequences for anything yet, why stop the threats? I hope the judge calls him on it but I doubt it
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Uh, wasn't Trump just cautioned not to loving call people out on social media? Well yeah, then he directly attacked said J6 judge as biased and so on so forth. That's why gag orders are so difficult to both order and enforce, thus why the judge more or less did a "pretty please, just shut up". A lot of this is really standard odious first amendment-protected gasbagging. Absolutely not a good idea to get on a judge's good side for favorable rulings, absolutely not a thing that will get you in the pretrial slammer. But that LG tweet is really, really pushing it. The rest was dumb political gasbagging.
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shame on an IGA posted:Try imagining Gul Dukat voice, it's perfect every time there’s a twitter account where that’s the whole gimmick https://twitter.com/realguldukat/status/1687580348492759040
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CBJSprague24 posted:I'm surprised there's not an AI Trump post generator at this point. This already exists. There was a channel on twitch that ran AI versions of Trump and Biden debating each other. Idk if it's still up now.
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Aug 14, 2023 20:41
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Funny you should say "a" Twitter account, when the account is coming from inside the thread.
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