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Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Antigravitas posted:

W… wie bitte?

I don't see what's so hard to understand, he jerks off while thinking about different women and if it's really good, she must be the avatar of a deity.

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Pham Nuwen posted:

I don't see what's so hard to understand, he jerks off while thinking about different women and if it's really good, she must be the avatar of a deity.

"You're the avatar of a deity, a real Factor 15 queen" - Me to any stripper that makes eye contact with me.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

HopperUK posted:

I've heard it more often with the short a yeah. Tackos. It should have a longer a, the 'father' a-vowel.

lol

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

the general state of Mexican food in this country is fuckin tragic

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

Cranking it to Ursula Le Guin is a new one

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Yeah, it's the Ursula Le Guin that threw me off. Wha?

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



PurpleXVI posted:

bean technology...



I'm completely obsessed with poster BeanTruth2.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Jerking off with my non-dominant hand or as I like to call it, The Left Hand of Darkness

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I want to know what happened to BeanTruth that we had to get BeanTruth2 :tinfoil:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bean feds got im

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

OwlFancier posted:

as a northerner i refuse to use the accursed southern long a

:mods:

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

PurpleXVI posted:

bean technology...


Nothing like beans whatsoever, except all the other beans.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

cohsae posted:

Jerking off with my non-dominant hand or as I like to call it, The Left Hand of Darkness

More like Left Hand of Dorkness.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




PurpleXVI posted:

bean technology...



What happened to BeanTruth1?

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
Really thinkin bout thos beans

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

PurpleXVI posted:

bean technology...



Pythagoras cult still going strong I see!

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
Please do not jeopardise the beans

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Laserjet 4P posted:

Really thinkin bout thos beans

It's nice to see someone thinking frijole

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

PurpleXVI posted:

bean technology...



"nothing similar can be found?"

have you even been to Chicago??

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Aliens didn't create beans. Wizards did. They are a magical fruit after all.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Nothing stirs up most Americans on this forum than the thought that other places sometimes pronounce things slightly differently from them.

Gets em raging mad.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Roblo posted:

Nothing stirs up most Americans on this forum than the thought that other places sometimes pronounce things slightly differently from them.

Gets em raging mad.

lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The beans have a whole plant family, like twenty thousand species, one of the largest families in the kingdom. It turns out that having mutualistic relationships with bacteria that can pull nitrogen from the air is powerful because nitrogen compounds have many biochemical uses.

If conspiracy theorists want to claim a plant as an alien, claim the ginkgo.

It hasn’t had a common ancestor with any living thing for at least a quarter of a billion years, taking us back to a time when Pangæa dominated the surface of the Earth, before the Great Dying that made the K–T extinction of the dinosaurs look like spilled milk.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 02:20 on Aug 15, 2023

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Platystemon posted:

The beans have a whole plant family, like twenty thousand species, on of the largest families in the kingdom. It turns out that having mutualistic relationships with bacteria that can pull nitrogen from the air is powerful because nitrogen compounds have many biochemical uses.

If conspiracy theorists want to claim a plant as an alien, claim the ginkgo.

It hasn’t had a common ancestor with any living thing for at least a quarter of a billion years, taking us back to a time when Pangæa dominated the surface of the Earth, before the Great Dying that made the K–T extinction of the dinosaurs look like spilled milk.

There's speculation that the fruit, which smells not unlike rotting meat, attracted a certain category of small, agile carnivores as seed dispersers, and that its decline to a single extant species native to small areas of Asia is due to a lack of any other species filling the niche that dinosaurs left behind. At least until people showed up and decided it was pretty.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Mokotow posted:

Cranking it to Ursula Le Guin is a new one

wake up babe, new sapiosexual just dropped

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!
https://twitter.com/SallyMayweather/status/1690849441064849409?t=yWMMgmKWlHWNs_DwVcbGHg&s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

PurpleXVI posted:

bean technology...



They are the musical fruit.

Qylvaran
Mar 28, 2010

Air Skwirl posted:

They are the musical fruit.

And/or good for your heart

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Star Trek famously isn't set in a Socialist Utopia or anything.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/The_LFB/status/1690858996976984064?t=suGpqp9FJHuQIJIorxHkxQ&s=19

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Healthcare workers under socialism don't get paid, by anybody

As we all know

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Clearly all these doctors don't even want to doctor, they're just born in the healing caste and are pressed into servitude by the injured or sick.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀
If you exclude all rights that require other people to act to respect them, what are you left with? You don't have a right to life because it requires 1. people to not kill you and 2. people whose job it is to discourage murder.

e: The libertarian paradox is that everything is slavery, except chattel slavery, which isn't that bad.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Any right one can be understood to hold is merely a series of obligations on other people to act in accordance with that right.

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.
So having the right to an attorney (and one being provided if they cannot be afforded) is slavery?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

These people are evil and should be punched in the face at every opportunity

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Can we reduce the "obvious blue check twitter dude trying to gain maximum outrage engagement by posting an evil / stupid opinion" content please

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
Something about that dude having a Mac Dre profile pic is pissing me off.

Nothing says "Rothbardian, crypto-anarchist" like thizz face.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Mexican people say "tah-ko", up in Canada we say it like "taw-ko". But then if you actually DO try pronounce it properly with a Canadian accent, it sounds really weird, so we just keep saying it wrong.

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Oct 30, 2009

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The Saddest Rhino posted:

Can we reduce the "obvious blue check twitter dude trying to gain maximum outrage engagement by posting an evil / stupid opinion" content please

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