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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Buddy of mine out of town invited me to come hang out with him for the weekend but he tested positive last Tuesday. I dunno if rapid antigen tests will continue to show up as positive after somebody stops being contagious or if a faint line means somebody is still contagious. I know the CDC or whatever says that covid stops existing after 10 days no matter what but I would also like to know what the other side has to say.

Anyway, he tested negative on one test this morning and then a faint line on another test a little while later and we're planning on rescheduling my visit unless he tests negative with both brands of tests tomorrow or on Thursday morning and I hope he does because I really wanna put my tongue in his mouth.

good news, covids fake, gently caress away

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Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

If hes six foot tall just put your tongue in his rear end instead. Problem freaking solved, covid safely.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
gonna start a rumor that prep also works for covid

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Ohtori Akio posted:

congrats on the date president

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Poppers posted:

If hes six foot tall just put your tongue in his rear end instead. Problem freaking solved, covid safely.

He's like 5 foot 7, does that mean i can get covid from rimming

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

He's like 5 foot 7, does that mean i can get covid from rimming

Yes. Present to the covid thread to receive your punishment you loving bug chaser

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Al! posted:

gonna start a rumor that prep also works for covid

you're a late comer
https://www.aidsmap.com/news/oct-2022/old-style-tenofovir-really-may-protect-against-covid-large-us-study-finds

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
using the 2-1-1 method before i go to costco

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Ohtori Akio posted:

using the 2-1-1 method before i go to costco

🤭

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

tried going to this website, aidsmap.com, but all its showing me is a picture of your house

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Al! posted:

tried going to this website, aidsmap.com, but all its showing me is a picture of your house
you got me good!!

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I read the book

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

rodbeard posted:

I read the book

My reaction when people read the book

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

He's like 5 foot 7, does that mean i can get covid from rimming
COVID originally jumped to humans from somebody rimming a pangolin.

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Read the room dude. Jesus.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

cat botherer posted:

COVID originally jumped to humans from somebody rimming a pangolin.

I wonder how you got your name?

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

rodbeard posted:

I wonder how you got your name?

Lmao

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Nice post/username combo much? :grin:

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

rodbeard posted:

I wonder how you got your name?

lol

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Talked poo poo about an ex at another exs birthday party. Thats what it means to be gay in 2023. Many reasons to adopt homophobia as a political ideology.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
next book club is making each other read diatribes about our respective exes

Saraiguma
Oct 2, 2014
most of them are p cool except the one who ghosted me after I politely declined to read her rape murder holocaust train Hetalia slash fic

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Ohtori Akio posted:

next book club is making each other read diatribes about our respective exes

2 of 3 of my exes are dead and they should cut it out

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


my friend got covid on holiday and is trapped in a lovely room so i sent him a sympathy nude

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Thats sweet of you. This thread just tested positive btw.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

rodbeard posted:

I wonder how you got your name?

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

What are the faggots up to this fine Thursday morning

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

What are the faggots up to this fine Thursday morning

got up, walked around the corner to hit on a doll barista. gonna be an unemployed bum until armored core drops

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I love when transsexuals make me coffee. Like yes bitch serve

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Bring a barista is highly fishcoded

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
its true. ive never seen a brick barista

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
actually thats not true. just the starbucks girls waiting on ffs lol. we love our bricks here

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Ohtori Akio posted:

actually thats not true. just the starbucks girls waiting on ffs lol. we love our bricks here

Hardest job in the world

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
the bricks lead the transsexual vanguard

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

I got my ex to pay for my work and now I look like a French model. So Ill be supporting from the back. Waaaay in back.

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
you take it in the back bitch

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

And now the front too :grin:

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022
hey doctor can you fix the chin on my pussy its not fish enough

Poppers
Jan 21, 2023

Lol the action movie star looking camel toe

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Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

Poppers posted:

Lol the action movie star looking camel toe

lmfao

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