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titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

BoothBaberGinsburg
Jan 4, 2021

DrPossum posted:

republican elvira

lmfao

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

so you're telling me just one person out of 12 says trump is innocent and its all over? thats crazy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

trump is innocent

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
that's is how juries work CODChimera, yes

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
go watch 12 angry men

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

what is that country doing to its Midwest?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

ex post facho posted:

that's is how juries work CODChimera, yes

this seems somewhat more important than if some random fucker stole a loaf of bread

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

lmao

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

trump is innocent

oh okay well off u go mr president. please try not do anymore crimes *immediately tweets a crime* ah, well...

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

There's going to be a Trump musical one day. I hope Lin Manuel Miranda isn't involved

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

ex post facho posted:

go watch 12 angry men

I tried watching that guy it was just 12 guys jacking off. not my scene

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

kaleedity posted:

do you think trump ever jokes that kimberly is older than melanie

lol


lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

CODChimera posted:

so you're telling me just one person out of 12 says trump is innocent and its all over? thats crazy

on every single count

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

maybe our crime system is bad

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
juries aren't good but we also still have the death penalty! many sides.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
oh and do you think crime is good? concerning

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
(all of the sides are bad)

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
some crimes good, others bad

impossible to say

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

There's going to be a Trump musical one day. I hope Lin Manuel Miranda isn't involved

it will be trey Parker and Matt stone

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Bethamphetamine posted:

There's going to be a Trump musical one day. I hope Lin Manuel Miranda isn't involved

the ballad in the middle, "(it was the) perfect phone call" is a real showstopper

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

titty_baby_ posted:

Who comes up with this poo poo

i’ve seen several variations of this format and none of them make any fuckn sense and i have no idea if they’re real or some sort of meme or if the portal to hellworld is simply growing stronger

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

the milk machine posted:

*leans into mic* Luthnor

:trumppop:

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Consummate Professional posted:

I tried watching that guy it was just 12 guys jacking off. not my scene

talk about a hung jury hachi machi

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

WrasslorMonkey posted:

trump is innocent

PERFECT

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

since there's a rico charge if they convict anybody on it what happens to the others though aren't they guilty too

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

CODChimera posted:

maybe our crime system is bad

I think you'll find it's become exceedingly efficient.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
12 perfect dick and balls

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

An Apple A Gay posted:

since there's a rico charge if they convict anybody on it what happens to the others though aren't they guilty too

i think the way rico is supposed to work is the lower level guys snitch on their bosses in exchange for reduced sentences

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

wtf are you people talking about, if only one person is a not guilty that doesn't mean they're found not guilty

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
problem with running this as a rico case is everything such a hosed up clusterfuck there is no real chain of command in the way youd see with the mafia

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Zokari posted:

wtf are you people talking about, if only one person is a not guilty that doesn't mean they're found not guilty

we are americas best legal minds here in cspam there is no arbiter above us

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

ex post facho posted:

juries aren't good but we also still have the death penalty! many sides.

execute the jury, problem solved

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Zokari posted:

wtf are you people talking about, if only one person is a not guilty that doesn't mean they're found not guilty

correct it means the court goes "uh oh, oopsie whoopsie!" and then they never retry trump

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

is that… Douglas Hofstadter? :goofy:

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
Gödel, Escher, Trump

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CODChimera posted:

it can't be that easy

There are probably agents spying on the jurors' homes already. They are going to get so many death threats.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

this really is a witch hunt huh

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

CODChimera posted:

this really is a witch hunt huh

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