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Kirios posted:I don't care how many games the Yankees win I just want them to be literally last in their division. Wrong. I want them to be eliminated from the playoffs by the Astros every year for eternity. I mean what was better than last year? Completing a sweep in Yankee stadium with like 20,000 Astros fans in attendance who all bought tickets for $20 because Yankees fans gave up? It was beautiful - though it feels like a fitting end to the arc of the era of both teams.
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Sab0921 posted:Wrong.
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zoux posted:Basket? INTO THE BASKET!!!
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:38 |
Poque posted:INTO THE BASKET!!! OPEN THE WALLET
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Moreno is going to open the wallet for Cody Bellinger who will immediately revert back to trash
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I just want you to know that I am loving your commitment to this bit
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# ? Aug 16, 2023 23:42 |
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After discovering that Zac Gallen and apparently the overwhelming majority of Dbacks players strongly prefer the teal and purple jerseys to the red, I have made some decisions for when I become dictator of MLB: New Rule: Unless you were using blue and/or red as a primary team color before 1962 along with the same name, you can not use those two colors as primary colors in your palate. Teams formed after that who use one of these colors but also have another color to help differentiate them are ok (Seattle, Milwaukee, Mets, Miami) This means the following teams must change: Texas Tampa Toronto Minnesota KC Anaheim Arizona (Washington) What should they change to? Texas - idk some earthy brown cowboy poo poo Tampa - imagine a tequila-sunrise version of their current faux-throwbacks, so like yellow/orange/light blue Toronto - Blue Jays is a good name so we have to grandfather them in, but they must stick to powder blue and lean harder into the bird motif, think Oregon football levels of feathers and poo poo Minnesota - I know they're the Senators but they left the name in DC so they gotta leave the colors too. New primary color is a nice forest green, like the Rockies city connects KC - purple and gold, traditional colors of royalty. I want gold crown-like hats with purple jerseys Anaheim - this one's tough, maybe white and gold? Definitely need halos on the hats and wings on the jersey though Arizona - back to their already-perfect original teal & purple Washington - they can stay red if they change their name back to Senators, I guess
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Bregor posted:I just want you to know that I am loving your commitment to this bit it's the only thing I'll have available to root for this fall
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bawfuls posted:After discovering that Zac Gallen and apparently the overwhelming majority of Dbacks players strongly prefer the teal and purple jerseys to the red, I have made some decisions for when I become dictator of MLB: Hello no, the Rangers powder blues rule
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bawfuls posted:Washington - they can stay red if they change their name back to Senators, I guess Nats primary color matches the party in power, so right now it's blue, but if a republican is elected it goes back to red
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Hello no, the Rangers powder blues rule
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Intruder posted:Nats primary color matches the party in power, so right now it's blue, but if a republican is elected it goes back to red Or maybe... pants = House jersey = Senate cap = Presidency no white pants or jerseys anymore for the Nats, lean into your jingoistic bullshit branding bawfuls fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Aug 17, 2023 |
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Bregor posted:I just want you to know that I am loving your commitment to this bit mdemone fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Aug 17, 2023 |
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bawfuls posted:I like this but we can do better. IF they rename to Senators, then their color = party in control of the Senate. IF they remain the Nationals (blah! boring!) then they must reflect the party control of House + Senate + Presidency. Sometimes it's a mix with one color more prominent, sometimes it's just one color. Or we just get to complete both my political and baseball plans of abolishing the US Senate for being an archaic stupid institution and also bringing back the Expos (whether in Montreal or Puerto Rico) and it makes this whole thing moot.
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that's cool but the reborn Expos are also not allowed to use red or blue it's a shame because those tri-color hats were awesome, but sacrifices must be made bawfuls fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Aug 17, 2023 |
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bawfuls posted:that's cool but the reborn Expos are also not allowed to use red or blue Disagree. They get a pass for having the coolest hat in baseball Also force the Brewers to bring back the glove logo hats
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ok ok they get an exemption BUT they must ALWAYS wear the tri-color panel hats! NO EXCEPTIONS!Intruder posted:Also force the Brewers to bring back the glove logo hats
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The Brewers did bring back the glove logo.
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not all the time tho right? I thought its only with their alternates or something
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IcePhoenix posted:Twitter embed quality sucks so here's an HQ one I love that all of the twitter bots are calling this ball's hit trajectory a home run in all 30 parks, despite it not officially going out in SF. Perhaps a player slow enough or that gets hurt rounding the bases fails to score a dinger. https://twitter.com/homerunreport/status/1691931303761834128
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bawfuls posted:not all the time tho right? I thought its only with their alternates or something Pretty sure it's all the time, I can't think of any other logo they have now besides City Connect stuff.
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Is that Trout in the background
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The boys pointing to Trout's latest injury.
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Good Dog posted:The boys pointing to Trout's latest injury. lol
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mdemone posted:I'm fine with shapes but that slope in CF like (what was it, Houston?) is absolutely not okay. it's a flat loving game. Tal's Hill was hilariously awful and I loved it, may it rest in peace.
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mdemone posted:We need real-time Hawkeye views of balls at the top of the fence.
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bawfuls posted:After discovering that Zac Gallen and apparently the overwhelming majority of Dbacks players strongly prefer the teal and purple jerseys to the red, I have made some decisions for when I become dictator of MLB: The Twins were formed in 1961 so you can take their name out of your weak rear end rule along with that dogshit color choice
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Squall posted:Tal's Hill was hilariously awful and I loved it, may it rest in peace. did anybody ever seriously injure themselves on it? because that's all I could think whenever a ball went out there
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Mr. Fix It posted:ichiro's in the all-star game was one too Ahaha and Griffey fielded it too since he was on the Reds by then. So cool.
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The fan using Tal's Hill to escape security is the only good thing that it ever provided. I am sad that we never got some monster 500' home run doink off of the flag pole that was in play at the top of the hill.
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Good Dog posted:The fan using Tal's Hill to escape security is the only good thing that it ever provided. Richie Sexson bounced one off the pole that should have been a home run, but was a double instead. Edit- it was a triple. mdemone posted:did anybody ever seriously injure themselves on it? because that's all I could think whenever a ball went out there Nope. Imasalmon fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Aug 17, 2023 |
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IcePhoenix posted:The Twins were formed in 1961 so you can take their name out of your weak rear end rule along with that dogshit color choice I can make the rule simpler: red & blue only allowed for original 16 franchises still using a name they used in their original city. Or simply, "only original 16 franchises" which the Twins are not if you consider them "formed" in 1961. you're free to pick another color, sorry you hate green, it's a nice color
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IcePhoenix posted:The Twins were formed in 1961 so you can take their name out of your weak rear end rule along with that dogshit color choice I don't hate it TBH, though I have a hard time both imagining it and what on earth the Twins would wear instead of what they have right now. I will say that if the Twins aren't to be using the red, fine, but really you can't take the navy blue out of a pan-Minnesota uniform. This state is defined by water, it's literally in the name. And if we have to pick a base color that isn't pure white (which I wouldn't hate either, too many teams in pure whites, though the Twins have been doing it since the start), go with the cream from the Twin Cities home alts. That cream is super good looking.
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ah his wallet is empty, now I see the problem
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posting reggie sexson having his home run robbed by a flagpole again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uFSAzTld3Y
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Popete posted:Pretty sure it's all the time, I can't think of any other logo they have now besides City Connect stuff. Correct. The logo was an alternate they wore on Fridays for a while until a year or two ago they fully switched to ball glove, along with uniform changes like adding rad cream color jerseys. They do have a horrendous road combo with a blue top and grey pants but thankfully they don’t wear it much.
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Redeye Flight posted:I don't hate it TBH, though I have a hard time both imagining it and what on earth the Twins would wear instead of what they have right now. I will say that if the Twins aren't to be using the red, fine, but really you can't take the navy blue out of a pan-Minnesota uniform. This state is defined by water, it's literally in the name. But you need another primary color to set the team apart. Cream doesn't count. What's wrong with a nice forest green and maybe light blue highlights? All the not-water parts of the state are green as hell, because of the water!
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bawfuls posted:ah his wallet is empty, now I see the problem well that's why he's showing it, you see
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