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John Lee posted:Never seen anyone point it out, but this is actually a very on-point opening for a book about statistics. Statistics says you will probably die. Statistical mechanics says you will die, everything you created will turn to dust and gas, and the world as you know it will turn cold and motionless.
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Statistical mechanics is a branch of physics and not statistics. They use our tools but they're physicists through and through.
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That explains all the suicides.
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I would keep an emergency can of PB Blaster in a mount on the wall just in case that motherfucker even thinks about squeaking again.
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If nobody else wants that Haunted Mansion-rear end door, I’ll take it, that thing rules.
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Kestral posted:If nobody else wants that Haunted Mansion-rear end door, I’ll take it, that thing rules. Yeah, I want an evil laughing door too. It's awesome.
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DrBouvenstein posted:https://twitter.com/farmerdarrell/status/1685220995081150464 Half Light: SUCCESS "Why waste your time threatening everyone around you constantly when you could build a robot to do it?" Logic: SUCCESS "This checks out."
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Big seller in Mississippi, Oklahoma and WEst Virginia.
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 Wait is this not what they do?? 
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DrBouvenstein posted:Burlington VT. Shouldn't it be BVT then?
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Wait is this not what they do?? Vampires aren't real. They can do anything you want.
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down1nit posted:Happyland.jpg! I have two versions of it at home. I'll post em unless someone beats me  One of the rare pictures I had the good sense of naming when I downloaded it, all the pictures I saved from my early days on SA are titled after the goon who uploaded them and it's not a good time searching for anything.
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They don't??? Nebrilos posted:Vampires aren't real. They can do anything you want. Oh thank god.
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Kestral posted:If nobody else wants that Haunted Mansion-rear end door, I’ll take it, that thing rules. Guess we're gonna have to share it
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MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME I DONT KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASON
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Oh and don't use the cursed door. Which door? Yes.
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Nebrilos posted:Vampires aren't real. They can do anything you want. Vampires scrape and lick.
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Wait is this not what they do?? Same and I've never seen any reason to think otherwise. They're like mosquitoes
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in some vampire media the victims have a large chunk of the neck torn out, and there's plenty that have shown pretty bad scaring, so in those ones at least they fangs seem more of just an easy way to tear the neck so it just bleeds a lot. w I always thought the vampires living the two pin prick marks on the victims neck was usually more of easier to show in tv and movies with out getting an R rating. Also drinking through your teeth also just seems goofy as gently caress to me. Although in modern media a lot of times vampires are shown to be pretty goofy so  Related: Son of Dracula https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfkHN_QxNcw The son of Dracula joins a rock band and Ringo Starr plays Merlin!
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Grendels Dad posted:
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Paladinus posted:Shouldn't it be BVT then? BurlingTon Vermont. Duh. It comes from the airport cord for our airport. Why they decided to make it BTV and not BVT is anyone's guess, because as far as I can tell, there isn't a BVT, so it was right there, free to use.
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Good vampires are the ones from The Strain. Pale, disgusting, riddled with worms, and with a prehensile chameleon-like tongue for draining blood.
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Oh, oh god no dr_rat posted:in some vampire media the victims have a large chunk of the neck torn out, and there's plenty that have shown pretty bad scaring, so in those ones at least they fangs seem more of just an easy way to tear the neck so it just bleeds a lot. w Hell yeah Harry Nilsson rules
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Mister Speaker posted:Wipeout 
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teen witch posted:Hell yeah Harry Nilsson rules  Gone far too soon. I grew up listening to Nilsson on vinyl and now my kid is listening to his MP3s. I still wonder about him dying fairly soon after Mariah Carey released her cover of "Without You". 
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Captainsalami posted:Vampires scrape and lick. Bram Stoker's Radula
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Bram Stoker's Radula Scrape in the back of my
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YeahTubaMike posted:I mean, why ELSE would they have longer teeth than normal humans? I think just "because it's scary"
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YeahTubaMike posted:I mean, why ELSE would they have longer teeth than normal humans? Why do vampire bats? To punch the hole they lap the blood out of!  The truth is that vampires have a retractable proboscis. The fangs are for show, like peacock tails and the clitoris.
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Data Graham posted:So that's why they call it a morning star +2 Flail of Mutually Assured Destruction
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