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WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

at school nurse, lost fingat

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

C.M. Kruger posted:

From the book Death in Yellowstone:

I pulled up the Carnegie Medal report for this, which was pretty short on the details:

quote:

. William L. Nelson helped rescue
Vaughn H. Roley from suffocation in a test
hole, Mammoth Hot Springs, Wyoming, June
26, 1939. Brutus C. Johnson attempted to
rescue Nelson. Vaughn H

There are a bunch of other reports that fit in this thread, too:

quote:

Theodore Bennett rescued Charles von
Gossett from a fall from a smokestack, 55
feet above the ground, Mobile, Alabama,
May 18, 1938.

Paul R. Lehman saved Delbert D. Withey
from suffocation in a fumigated, empty grain
bin, Waterman, Illinois, October 30, 1940

George Russell Reed rescued Raymond
L. Garrett from a fall from the top of a steel
sill, 32 feet above the ground, Iowa,
Louisiana, November 15, 1945.

Carl H. Lunderstadt saved John
Kovac from suffocation in a pit, Duquesne,
Pennsylvania, February 22, 1946. Joseph N.
Spang, Buffard Vason, Eugene O. Carr,
and Joseph G. Perhach attempted to save
Lunderstadt, who died.

Clifford L. Treado saved Joseph R. St.
Pierre from being crushed by a docking ship,
Superior, Wisconsin, July 30, 1946

The more recent reports seem to have fewer workplace incidents, although suffocation in enclosed spaces seems to be evergreen.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


I love Death in Yellowstone
Two worst ways I remember how to die in Yellowstone from the book

#2 bison will gently caress you up without intent to kill and your death will be slow

#1 eating random mushrooms will kill you over months of pure nonstop agony. Like a breeze feels like your skin is getting kissed by lighter fluid then lit

Zakrello
Feb 17, 2015

missile imbound
or
Man's body dissolves after falling into Yellowstone acid pool

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Upsidads posted:

I love Death in Yellowstone
Two worst ways I remember how to die in Yellowstone from the book

Also that Yellowstone Lake is like the loving Bermuda Triangle.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe
Death in the Grand Canyon is also good. A guy with his family hopped over the fence around the edge in winter. When his sons urged him to come back, he said "sometimes you just gotta take risks in life," took one more step, broke though some snow and ice shelf and fell to his death.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

Upsidads posted:

I love Death in Yellowstone
Two worst ways I remember how to die in Yellowstone from the book

#2 bison will gently caress you up without intent to kill and your death will be slow

Only registered members can see post attachments!

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
Radioactive material found in Arncliffe apartment, testing finds no evidence of exposure

quote:

Residents of a suburban Sydney street have been allowed to return home after emergency services raided an apartment block and found radioactive material.

At around 8.00am Australian Border Force (ABF) officials and Fire and Rescue HAZMAT operators began an operation at an apartment building on Kelsey Street, Arncliffe in Sydney's south.

The specialist Fire and Rescue NSW (FRNSW) crews found low level radioactive isotopes, commonly used in several industries, inside an apartment.

FRNSW says the material was found in suitable and effective containers with no release of radiation and specialists were able to further seal the material without incident.


The Australian Nuclear Science and Technology Organisation (ANSTO) sent radiation and scientific support teams to assist and a 10-metre exclusion zone was established around the property.

Three occupants of the apartment block were taken to hospital for observation but radiation tests returned regular readings.

Some residents of the apartment block and neighbouring properties on Kelsey Street were evacuated as a precaution but have since returned.

Environment Protection Authority testing later confirmed there was no evidence of exposure and the FRNSW then declared the scene safe.

A spokesperson for the Australian Radiation Protection and Nuclear Safety Agency (ARPANSA) told the ABC they were supporting state and federal agencies to resolve the situation.

The agency said there were more than 3,000 known nuclear isotopes, more commonly known as radioisotopes, which all emit different levels of radiation.

They can be used in medicine, industry, agriculture, radiopharmaceutical sciences, industrial applications, environmental tracing and biological studies.

"The hazard presented is highly dependent on the type of radioisotope and how it is handled," a spokesperson said.

Short exposure periods to a source of low radioactivity are unlikely to result in a significant health risk, whilst higher radioactive sources can only be handled while using personal protective equipment and managing exposure time, according to the ARPANSA.

The spokesperson said Australians were exposed to radiation from a variety of natural and artificial sources every day.

"Natural radioactivity is present in the air we breathe, food we eat, water we drink and even in our bodies. We are also exposed to natural ionising radiation that comes from outer space and passes through the atmosphere of the planet," the spokesperson said.

The ABF told the ABC all appropriate safety measures were being implemented.

The ABC understands the man who lives in the apartment works at Sydney’s Airport.

I don’t want to speculate but he works at the airport and border force raided the apartment. I’m not sure who would normally chase down rogue radiation sources but I don’t think it’s them - they’re usually too busy loving with refugees and migrants, stealing stuff at airports.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

quote:

The specialist Fire and Rescue NSW (FRNSW) crews found low level radioactive isotopes, commonly used in several industries, inside an apartment.

FRNSW says the material was found in suitable and effective containers with no release of radiation and specialists were able to further seal the material without incident.

Still could be smoke detectors

CatstropheWaitress
Nov 26, 2017

Upsidads posted:

I love Death in Yellowstone
Two worst ways I remember how to die in Yellowstone from the book

#2 bison will gently caress you up without intent to kill and your death will be slow

#1 eating random mushrooms will kill you over months of pure nonstop agony. Like a breeze feels like your skin is getting kissed by lighter fluid then lit

3. The poor lady who accidentally fell into a hot spring in either late 19th century or very early 20th. Was wearing so many clothes as they did that she basically cooked even though they got her out fast-ish.

iirc, it seemed like a fairly early way for early people in the Yellowstone area to go - one minute you're walking along, next you're soup in boiling sulfur death pit.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

DRINK ME posted:

Radioactive material found in Arncliffe apartment, testing finds no evidence of exposure

I don’t want to speculate but he works at the airport and border force raided the apartment. I’m not sure who would normally chase down rogue radiation sources but I don’t think it’s them - they’re usually too busy loving with refugees and migrants, stealing stuff at airports.

This pings a memory that might not be related: there was one post on AITA Reddit where one guy bought a radon detector and when he brought it to his apartment it maxed out so he got a bigger one and that one also maxed out and turned out his flatmate collected radiation sources like old clocks and smoke detectors and poo poo, if I remember correctly he was getting the yearly-safe-dose every day or so

He moved out and Reddit told him to contact the local energy authority and he promised he would do so because he was quite angry

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Evilreaver posted:

This pings a memory that might not be related: there was one post on AITA Reddit where one guy bought a radon detector and when he brought it to his apartment it maxed out so he got a bigger one and that one also maxed out and turned out his flatmate collected radiation sources like old clocks and smoke detectors and poo poo, if I remember correctly he was getting the yearly-safe-dose every day or so

He moved out and Reddit told him to contact the local energy authority and he promised he would do so because he was quite angry

I read that thread as well and it's one of the few times I've really hoped a post was fake.

Sirotan fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Aug 17, 2023

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


Evilreaver posted:

This pings a memory that might not be related: there was one post on AITA Reddit where one guy bought a radon detector and when he brought it to his apartment it maxed out so he got a bigger one and that one also maxed out and turned out his flatmate collected radiation sources like old clocks and smoke detectors and poo poo, if I remember correctly he was getting the yearly-safe-dose every day or so

He moved out and Reddit told him to contact the local energy authority and he promised he would do so because he was quite angry

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/11k3wtj/roommate_exposed_us_to_toxic_gas/

Sadly no report back on what the authorities did after she fled.

Groda
Mar 17, 2005

Hair Elf

Radon is a noble gas -- not toxic -- but noble like a Borgia slowly poisoning her husband over a period of several months.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
Well I got about half the details right that's pretty close

the yeti
Mar 29, 2008

memento disco



Upsidads posted:

#1 eating random mushrooms will kill you over months of pure nonstop agony. Like a breeze feels like your skin is getting kissed by lighter fluid then lit

Yeeeeep. Strictly speaking that could happen a bunch of places, but eating mushrooms you aren’t certain about is a great way to at minimum set a new pants shutting record and at worst melt your liver.

DRINK ME posted:

Radioactive material found in Arncliffe apartment, testing finds no evidence of exposure

I don’t want to speculate but he works at the airport and border force raided the apartment. I’m not sure who would normally chase down rogue radiation sources but I don’t think it’s them - they’re usually too busy loving with refugees and migrants, stealing stuff at airports.

This sounds a little like someone snitched on a guy with a odd but responsibly stored collection.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009




Ahhh, the old "If there's a million-in-one chance of there being a bomb on a plane, then there's (million-in-one)^2 chance of there being two, so the safest thing to do is bring one myself!" lifehack.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ovumfnA.gifv

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I mean, if you have to use that at all, it's probably still better than staying on the ship...

chrisgt
Sep 6, 2011

:getin:

i guess if i was on a sinking ship this would the lesser HELL NO of the two.

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
^^ People would probably pay money to ride that lol

But yeah in a for real emergency please fix it so there's no frontflip thanks

chrisgt
Sep 6, 2011

:getin:

holtemon posted:

^^ People would probably pay money to ride that lol

only if it's going to the titanic.

teemolover42069
Apr 6, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
hitting an 8x multiplier while escaping a sinking ship because what is the point of survival without style?

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
If the ship was sinking, I guess you could just wait until it was lower in the water to pull the lever. Assuming you are on the right correct side.

Edit: vvvvv:lol:

deoju fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Aug 17, 2023

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
It's called starboard.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I saw a youtuber at some point who'd rented or bought one of those things to try spending the night in it on the water. Sadly, they didn't launch themselves from high up on a ship to get the full experience.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Do you strap in to it like a roller-coaster or just swim out to it once it settles down?

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Harry_Potato posted:

Do you strap in to it like a roller-coaster or just swim out to it once it settles down?

I think the ship you are escaping from will make that decision for you, depending on if it is sinking or exploding.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten
I assume it would bounce less if it was full.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
They probably flip a little less when they're full

Captain Hygiene posted:

I saw a youtuber at some point who'd rented or bought one of those things to try spending the night in it on the water. Sadly, they didn't launch themselves from high up on a ship to get the full experience.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9E37mjxsZg

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Harry_Potato posted:

Do you strap in to it like a roller-coaster or just swim out to it once it settles down?

Yep, 4 point harness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9BvNnmDPTA

Not to worry, the initial design had it hitting the water at 20 Gs and now it's a comfortable 14 Gs.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Can we post about the Titanic deathsub in this thread. Read an article today with a story I hadn’t heard before:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/08/titan-submersible-implosion-warnings/amp


Lochridge is the guy Rush sued into oblivion for having the gall to suggest the deathsub was unsafe. He also sued his wife even though she had nothing to do with the company, in a clear intimidation attempt.

quote:

Ironically, Lochridge had saved Rush from himself at least once before. In June 2016, Rush piloted OceanGate’s shallow-diving sub, the Cyclops 1, to the site of the Andrea Doria, a hulking 700-foot ocean liner and epic entanglement hazard that had sunk in 1956 off Nantucket, in a patch of the Atlantic known for its murky fog and seething currents. The ship lies in 240 feet of turbid water, cobwebbed with discarded fishing lines. At that depth, it is accessible (and just barely) to advanced scuba divers, 18 of whom have died there. Rush was headed down to “capture sonar images of the shipwreck” with Lochridge and three clients.

Word gets around in the deep-sea community. I learned of what happened next from two sub pilots from other companies, who both told me the same story on different occasions after hearing it from OceanGate personnel. I also reviewed correspondence related to OceanGate’s lawsuit against Lochridge and his wife, in which Lochridge describes the incident. (Lochridge declined to be interviewed.)


As chief pilot and the person responsible for operational safety, Lochridge had created a dive plan that included protocols for how to approach the wreck. Any entanglement hazard demands caution and vigilance: touching down at least 50 meters away and surveying the site before coming any closer. Rush disregarded these safety instructions. He landed too close, got tangled in the current, managed to wedge the sub beneath the Andrea Doria’s crumbling bow, and descended into a full-blown panic. Lochridge tried to take the helm, but Rush had refused to let him, melting down for over an hour until finally one of the clients shrieked, “Give him the loving controller!” At which point Rush hurled the controller, a video-game joystick, at Lochridge’s head. Lochridge freed the sub in 15 minutes.

The expedition had been planned to include 10 dives, but instead it ended abruptly, with OceanGate citing “adverse weather conditions.” After returning to shore in Boston, Rush held a press conference. “We were able to view the Andrea Doria area for nearly four hours, which is more than 10 times longer than scuba divers can,” he announced. The dive, OceanGate’s website noted, had “focused on the bow of the vessel.”

Is this narcissistic personality disorder or what? I don’t have my DSM handy, but this poo poo has to have a name. And if it doesn’t it should be named after him.

ThinkFear
Sep 15, 2007

It's a special kind of ballsy to brag about focusing on the bow of the vessel after you wedged yourself under it.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

the yeti posted:

Yeeeeep. Strictly speaking that could happen a bunch of places, but eating mushrooms you aren’t certain about is a great way to at minimum set a new pants shutting record and at worst melt your liver.

It’s OSHA content but there is a story in Aus at the moment with poison mushrooms.


A woman cooked Beef Wellington Pie for her parents and in-laws, and now three of them are dead and the fourth awaiting a liver transplant from death cap mushrooms. Lots of speculation about murder, lots of information that seems suspicious, lots of accusations; the police haven’t said much or charged anyone.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Every winter in the Bay Area there's a rash of Amanita poisonings. My understanding is that there's a mushroom in SE Asia that's a commonly-gathered culinary mushroom that strongly resembles Amanita phalloides, the death cap, which is everywhere during the rainy season. Immigrants from SE Asia see what they think is a nice culinary mushroom, cook it up, and get poisoned. There are signs in a variety of SE Asian languages in certain woodland areas trying to warn people against collecting the mushrooms.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Vengarr posted:

Can we post about the Titanic deathsub in this thread. Read an article today with a story I hadn’t heard before:

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/08/titan-submersible-implosion-warnings/amp

quote:

managed to wedge the sub beneath the Andrea Doria’s crumbling bow, and descended into a full-blown panic. Lochridge tried to take the helm, but Rush had refused to let him, melting down for over an hour until finally one of the clients shrieked, “Give him the loving controller!”

quote:

The dive, OceanGate’s website noted, had “focused on the bow of the vessel.”

:pwn:

I think my brain just melted

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Captain Hygiene posted:

I saw a youtuber at some point who'd rented or bought one of those things to try spending the night in it on the water. Sadly, they didn't launch themselves from high up on a ship to get the full experience.

Alex Hibbert! He's converting it to a full vessel!

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


DRINK ME posted:

It’s OSHA content but there is a story in Aus at the moment with poison mushrooms.


A woman cooked Beef Wellington Pie for her parents and in-laws, and now three of them are dead and the fourth awaiting a liver transplant from death cap mushrooms. Lots of speculation about murder, lots of information that seems suspicious, lots of accusations; the police haven’t said much or charged anyone.

I did read she claimed to have bought the mushrooms dried from an Asian supermarket and had not picked them herself which is pretty OSHA if true.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
No one has ever used a racist dog whistle scapegoat in Australia.

This has never happened.

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