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KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Beef Of Ages posted:

I dunno man, that is some Sophie's choice poo poo right there. Three hours in an RJ-145 or a CR2 and I'm picking RJ-145 in the exit row all day over anything on a CR2 ever. But if it's a CR7 or CR9 with F? Whole different ballgame.

Even economy in a modernized CR7 or CR9 is a hell of a lot better than the first gen regional jets.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
They invented the Otto Pylote.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Platystemon posted:

They invented the Otto Pylote.



How...how does it help to have it be in the form of a humanoid robot?

ArcMage
Sep 14, 2007

What is this thread?

Ramrod XTreme
Pros: don't have to wire it into the avionics

Cons: can't wire it into the avionics

Comedy: it's almost certainly wired into the avionics anyways

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Platystemon posted:

They invented the Otto Pylote.


the robot knows where it is at all times...

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

EasilyConfused posted:

How...how does it help to have it be in the form of a humanoid robot?

If two companies present functionally identical products to a VC partner but one is a box with some cannon terminals and the other is johnny 5 guess who gets the dump truck of money backed up in their driveway because it looks cooler

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Even robots wear clamps.

SlowBloke
Aug 14, 2017

MrYenko posted:

Even robots wear clamps.

Hey, don't kink shame!

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

MrYenko posted:

Even robots wear clamps.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Memorizing the entire ADC map for metro Philadelphia won't be much help during a high-speed blowout on the Walt Whitman Bridge.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

"how many charts have you memorized" sure is a weird way to measure safety.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

EasilyConfused posted:

How...how does it help to have it be in the form of a humanoid robot?

they tried fish bots and snake bots and cloud of gas bots, but those early versions weren't able to use the controls very well

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Sagebrush posted:

"how many charts have you memorized" sure is a weird way to measure safety.

I memorized a “200 ways to crash” chart, gimme the keys.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Pibot’s looks are somewhere between Johnny 5 and Chappie

This is ominous, and will result in bad comedy

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

"how many charts have you memorized" sure is a weird way to measure safety.

It's a great metric for making computers perform way better than humans, though!

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

PainterofCrap posted:

Memorizing the entire ADC map for metro Philadelphia won't be much help during a high-speed blowout on the Walt Whitman Bridge.

That seems like the exact situation where a robot would react better than a human.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001


One of the joys of having a kid who is old enough to watch movies is sharing your favorites with them. We got around to Airplane the other day with my soon-to-be 13 year old and aside from the obviously very dated stuff*, it holds up brilliantly, he laughed a lot. I'd forgotten the bit with the two little kids dressed and acting like adults, the boy offers the girl coffee and after she accepts, asks if she wants cream. "No, I like my coffee black, like my men." Holy poo poo.

*I mean, imagine trying to explain the Howard Jarvis in the taxi joke for gently caress sake. [Pause]"Proposition 13 was a ballot initiative in California that..."

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/russia-antonov-plane-pearson-ukraine-1.6939473

There are legal difficulties in Canada's seizure of that Volga-Dnepr An-124.

https://www.ft.com/content/c46833d5-0935-434a-9b8d-e5f67cb69fcf

Also this is a giant "insurance won't play for something" court case. [TL;DR the world's largest owner of commercial aircraft had several billion dollars in airplanes in Russia that were seized, and various insurance giants are refusing to pay.]

Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Aug 18, 2023

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

they wouldn't be insurance companies if they weren't trying to screw their policyholders

FunOne
Aug 20, 2000
I am a slimey vat of concentrated stupidity

Fun Shoe

OMGVBFLOL posted:

they wouldn't be insurance companies if they weren't trying to screw their policyholders

And they have billions of reasons to here.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

What's Russia gonna do, gin up fake stories about nazis and invade? Good luck Ivan!

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

You know what else "memorized all the Jepp charts?"

Any FMS in the world. Or those PCMCIA cards you'd plug into a KLM 89/94

babyeatingpsychopath
Oct 28, 2000
Forum Veteran


Lake of Methane posted:

You know what else "memorized all the Jepp charts?"

Any FMS in the world. Or those PCMCIA cards you'd plug into a KLM 89/94



PCMCIA, CF, Floppy disk, SDCard, USB Stick, WiFi.... Hell, fly below 10k and just use mobile data and stream off the website.

"Memorizing all the charts" isn't an achievement in any way (for a computer).

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


<@530196868773314560> https://packaged-media.redd.it/2lda...8837cb99768#t=0

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Um, what?

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




The FAA official responsible is gonna need a new pair of rear end-kicking boots when they're done.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.
That sounded pretty Australian, so I dunno if that pilot's going to get a beer, kicked out of the RAAF, or both.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Ardeem posted:

That sounded pretty Australian, so I dunno if that pilot's going to get a beer, kicked out of the RAAF, or both.

RAAF C-17 pilots do crazy poo poo like that all the time, but that seems crazier than usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYkL5C-xJ5U

Hell, they even record this kind of poo poo in 360-degrees (you can drag the video around): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxSyKSR_c3g

BIG HEADLINE fucked around with this message at 06:32 on Aug 20, 2023

VodeAndreas
Apr 30, 2009

It's Ekka week in Brisbane and i think they generally do some city fly bys like that?

coldpudding
May 14, 2009

FORUM GHOST
It's practice for Riverfire, they had to come up with something to replace the retired f-111's dump and burn for the upcoming Riverfire festival in September.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znud9pPKciE
You could feel the heat of the flames and sound reverberating in your chest when it went past, nothing else that they have tried since the retirement can hold a candle to it.

Wombot
Sep 11, 2001


I was in Brisbane 2 weeks ago. I now realize I hosed up my timing.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

New MFS GTA looking good

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

BIG HEADLINE posted:

RAAF C-17 pilots do crazy poo poo like that all the time, but that seems crazier than usual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYkL5C-xJ5U

Hell, they even record this kind of poo poo in 360-degrees (you can drag the video around): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxSyKSR_c3g

It's also one of those angles where it looks much more insane from outside the plane than it does from inside.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
You all may have seen this article and I'm sure it's no longer current but apropos of "painful RJ flights"

https://simpleflying.com/longest-50-seat-rj-flights/

Worst one is almost 1400 miles in a CRJ-200, one direction of which is an overnight redeye

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Great job, Russia.

Saukkis
May 16, 2003

Unless I'm on the inside curve pointing straight at oncoming traffic the high beams stay on and I laugh at your puny protest flashes.
I am Most Important Man. Most Important Man in the World.
You would probably just be happy not flying in AN-2.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Planning a personal trip along with a group (not work related) to Seoul next summer... and find myself seriously considering bucking up for business in the Air Canada 787 for the 11 hour flight. It's about another $5K on top of the econo fare

I'm a bit of a cheapskate, but god drat, but I know not having a lay flat removes any chance whatsoever of arriving in Seoul any mood but utterly miserable. :(

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

slidebite posted:

I'm a bit of a cheapskate, but god drat, but I know not having a lay flat removes any chance whatsoever of arriving in Seoul any mood but utterly miserable. :(

I'm a large person who cannot sleep on planes, and JFK - ICN and back were not _utterly_ miserable in a Korean 747 and A380. JFK - Warsaw was also pretty OK in a 787. You're mileage may vary, but widebodies are a lot more livable than 737 / A320 # 293840923802

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Safety Dance posted:

I'm a large person who cannot sleep on planes, and JFK - ICN and back were not _utterly_ miserable in a Korean 747 and A380. JFK - Warsaw was also pretty OK in a 787. You're mileage may vary, but widebodies are a lot more livable than 737 / A320 # 293840923802

This is where looking up seat info helps: AC runs 31” economy with 17” seat width in economy and Korean does 33-34”. That’s a huge difference

Korean: https://www.seatmaestro.com/airplanes-seat-maps/korean-air-boeing-b787-9/
https://www.seatmaestro.com/airplanes-seat-maps/korean-air-boeing-b747-400-365pax/
https://www.seatmaestro.com/airplanes-seat-maps/korean-air-airbus-a380-800-407pax/

AC: https://www.seatmaestro.com/airplanes-seat-maps/air-canada-boeing-b787-8-788-international/

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