[tirp] Yeah I can vouch for oats in meaty loafs [RIP Crusader]

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

That chart actually makes me wonder if this is a bit.

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3oKSEqU_Q

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:37

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

HELP! MY ERECTION CHART JUST SAYS "BAD/54" AND DISPLAYS A PICTURE OF A DURIAN

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angerbot: Mar 23, 2004; plob

that's tofu

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:38

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

tacodaemon posted:

update from that rich douchenozzle who thinks he looks way younger than he is

r u at peeled banana, or sealed banana today?

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:39

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

goth smoking cloves posted:

HELP! MY ERECTION CHART JUST SAYS "BAD/54" AND DISPLAYS A PICTURE OF A DURIAN

drat I should go buy a durian

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:39

RVWinkle: Aug 24, 2004; In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.; Nap Ghost

triple sulk posted:

what's the rarest trump anyone can dig up? like 1950s trump?

Are there any pictures of him kissing his wife? That's a normal thing that politicians use to show that they aren't gay but it's pretty obvious that Melania demanded a no kissing/hand holding clause in their prenup.

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:39

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; no lube anal fan

reject cube dick, embrace cuke dick

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:39

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

External Organs posted:

That chart actually makes me wonder if this is a bit.

At the point you are drinking your son's blood to look like nosferatu I don't think anything you do can be called a bit

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:39

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

tacodaemon posted:

update from that rich douchenozzle who thinks he looks way younger than he is

makes sense to me

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:40

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

magiccarpet posted:

I'm at the dog er cause my pup has bloody pukes boooo

hope your doggo is ok

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Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

https://twitter.com/hondawang/status/1691959434577051705?s=46

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Joementum posted:

saw oppenheimer last night and it was.... actually quite bad

Nolan sucks now

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:41

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bryan Johnson rushing to Google Scholar in tears and calling his research assistant in a panic after he reads Rudy Giuliani's treatise on Italian dicks

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:42

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

Bloody pukes can seem alarming but it is pretty common in dogs.

So long as it's not something that continues for more than a day or two.

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:42

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

tacodaemon posted:

update from that rich douchenozzle who thinks he looks way younger than he is

dude is a freak gonnna lmao so much when he dies

also, I can tell he bonered the cheese

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:43

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

UFOTacoMan posted:

dude is a freak gonnna lmao so much when he dies

I'd say we've got a 23% chance of a botched surgery to Elon-gate his dilznick in the next 2 years

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:44

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/NPRinskeep/status/1692194887389610461?t=kxhp2ZIdCnAwqfL3V7KWAA

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

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William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

tacodaemon posted:

update from that rich douchenozzle who thinks he looks way younger than he is

Dude's in training to become a houri.

https://www.memri.org/tv/cleric-woman-must-not-have-sex-her-slave-she-can-marry-him-turning-him-her-master

William Bear has issued a correction as of 16:49 on Aug 17, 2023

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

External Organs posted:

We watched Wolfwalker on Apple TV with my kid a few days ago and it was great. And BEAUTIFUL. love those awesome Irish animated movies (secret of kells, the song of the sea)

their newest one is on netflix called my father's dragon i would say its the weakest one theyve done but its enjoyable enough and my niece liked it

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:46

Floor is lava: May 14, 2007; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1692200060610589092

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:48

gregday: May 23, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

yes... ha ha ha... yes!

Former President Donald Trump's promised press conference to refute the allegations in the indictment handed up by the Fulton County District Attorney's Office is now very much in doubt, multiple sources familiar with the matter tell ABC News.

Sources tell ABC News that Trump's legal advisers have told him that holding such a press conference with dubious claims of voter fraud will only complicate his legal problems and some of his attorneys have advised him to cancel it.

Trump announced the planned press conference with a social media post shortly after he and 18 co-defendants were indicted late Monday in Georgia. He said he would present, "A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia."

Georgia's Republican governor responded to that with his own social media post declaring, "The 2020 election in Georgia was not stolen. For nearly three years now, anyone with evidence of fraud has failed to come forward -- under oath -- and prove anything in a court of law.�

Campaigning in Iowa, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said he agreed with Kemp. And so did former Vice President Mike Pence, who said on Wednesday, "The Georgia election was not stolen."

Georgia's 2020 presidential election has been thoroughly examined and re-examined. The results were confirmed in three separate counts, include a hand count of the nearly 5 million ballots cast in the state. Under Attorney General Bill Barr, Trump's own Justice Department looked allegations made by Trump. So did the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.

he has the most malignant case of narcissism I�ve ever seen

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:48

WeaponX: Jul 28, 2008

Good Citizen posted:

https://twitter.com/hondawang/status/1691959434577051705?s=46

I refuse to pay taxes because I was coronated as the �King of Burger� at the age of 3. I was told very few ppl are chosen to receive the crown.

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

*Johnson Jr laying flat on his hospital bed with race car bed sides, sterile sheet up to his chest, arms straight at his side, white room with the light humming of medical equipment, eyes wide open in the dark, watching the panel of giant, colored bulbs on the ceiling above him, he knows what time it is, the banana bulb floods the room with yellow, he doesn't blink*

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:49

Drunkboxer: Jun 30, 2007

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/Schwartzesque/status/1692140823377232244

lol at that picture

# ? Aug 17, 2023 16:50

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."