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Bright Bart posted:For years we've all been seeing conspiracy theorists claim the cabals are fighting against cryptocurrency because it's too private (lol), is too hard to tax (I dunno), challenges the banking establishment (sure), depreciates the wealth held by the rich in USD and EUR, and is too decentralized (okay yeah for some assets). Yeah, I started hearing this one a while back. Most of what I've heard has been due to a gross misunderstanding of what FedNow actually is. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/desantis-rfk-jr-misconstrue-fednow-digital-dollar-plans-rcna78591
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VitalSigns posted:Trump would have done that too if the federal congress were still capable of passing laws other than upper bracket tax cuts and more military funding Lol they can't even get military stuff done now. There's a whole poo poo ton of congressional-approved promotions getting held up because one jackass wants military reform because they're "too woke" because they have a policy of allowing people to take leave to get medical procedures done elsewhere if they're banned in the place where they are stationed. Tuberville is mad about this because he thinks it promotes abortion.
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Critical support to comrade Tuberville as he decapitates the joint chiefs of the imperial war machine
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I obviously can't learn how to avoid pitfalls without falling face first into them. That's the only way to learn, surely.
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Bitcoin isn't about how many apes you've lost, or memestocks you've lost on, or how much crypto you've lost. It's about the friends you made along the way.
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How many lambos to the friend can I expect? This is important. Edit: I also need to know how to use a friend as collateral. Tia. Aramis fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Aug 16, 2023 |
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Aramis posted:How many lambos to the friend can I expect? This is important. Now introducing FriendCoin! Find out how much your friendship is really worth! Persuade your friends to sign contracts agreeing to exchange their possessions, property and/or unpaid labor for our stablecoin Schmucker and we'll double the money by issuing YOU an equal value in FriendCoin! That's a 300% return before the ink is even dry! What have you got to lose!
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Cyrano4747 posted:Lol they can't even get military stuff done now. There's a whole poo poo ton of congressional-approved promotions getting held up because one jackass wants military reform because they're "too woke" because they have a policy of allowing people to take leave to get medical procedures done elsewhere if they're banned in the place where they are stationed. Tuberville is mad about this because he thinks it promotes abortion. it's actually now because they moved the space force command headquarters to colorado when trump initially placed it in alabama.
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is the 17 year old's mom the real company owner untill their 18th bday?
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Strong Sauce posted:it's actually now because they moved the space force command headquarters to colorado when trump initially placed it in alabama. Oh yeah he's mad about that, but I'm pretty sure his initial freeze out pre-dated Alabama getting shafted. Which might have something to do with him being a Senator from Alabama. He pissed a lot of people off with that.
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If I hadn't lost all that money gambling on meme coins I would never have learned the smarter grift is to charge people to tell them how to gamble on meme coins.
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VitalSigns posted:If I hadn't lost all that money gambling on meme coins I would never have learned the smarter grift is to charge people to tell them how to gamble on meme coins. best way to get rich quick is to tell people how to get rich quick
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Aug 16, 2023 21:42
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After 10,000 pulls at the slot machine I've learned a valuable lesson: I'm going to win eventually
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So I (long ago) walked away from an obviously poo poo crypto project that wanted my name on it to sound more legitimate (back when I was involved, because I was both naive but also truthful), and it turned out I had messages from about 6 months prior of people asking me if the project was even legitimate in the first place - that I just saw when I looked through old discord requested messages.
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notwithoutmyanus posted:So I (long ago) walked away from an obviously poo poo crypto project that wanted my name on it to sound more legitimate (back when I was involved, because I was both naive but also truthful), and it turned out I had messages from about 6 months prior of people asking me if the project was even legitimate in the first place - that I just saw when I looked through old discord requested messages. Well was it legit??? I need to invest somewhere
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deep dish peat moss posted:After 10,000 pulls at the slot machine I've learned a valuable lesson: I'm going to win eventually  
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Desert Bus posted:Well was it legit??? I need to invest somewhere probably too legit to quit, at least to the person asking me. For anyone else, there's a crypto program for $999.99 I can show you, and it will surely make you rich! (poor)
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notwithoutmyanus posted:probably too legit to quit, at least to the person asking me. For anyone else, there's a crypto program for $999.99 I can show you, and it will surely make you rich! (poor) Rich in new experiences! No money or  money
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notwithoutmyanus posted:an obviously poo poo crypto project that wanted my name on it to sound more legitimate tell us more mr bank man please lean into the mic
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take me to THE MOON baby
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tape me to a literal loving rocket and have it fly directly into the sun! $BABY for the win! /s ed: wow I am not good at markdown.
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https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/bored-apes-sothebys-lawsuit/index.html More celebs are being sued over NFTs
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I dare claim Justin Bieber misrepresented the apes.
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bobjr posted:https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/bored-apes-sothebys-lawsuit/index.html the article posted:According to cryptocurrency market tracker CoinGecko, the colorful digital illustrations of apes can now be bought for as little as $52,445. As recently as May 2022, the cheapest would have cost collectors over $400,000. As little as $52,445 what a bargain
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Floored Apes
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When they're like 2 cents, on par with some other virtual asset from a steam game or the like then they'll be in line with reality
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Big rear end On Fire posted:When they're like 2 cents, on par with some other virtual asset from a steam game or the like then they'll be in line with reality Nah, I can use weird steam emotes to bother my friends and once in a while they'll have a background that will actually look pretty cool. Now, if I could pay to make some gently caress ugly ape someone's digital avatar? gently caress yeah, I'd pay  for that.edit: talking about places that aren't SA, naturally.
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*coming up with a cunning accounting standard where my massive losses instead appear on the balance sheet as "lessons learned"*
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Hello Sailor posted:Now introducing FriendCoin! Find out how much your friendship is really worth! Persuade your friends to sign contracts agreeing to exchange their possessions, property and/or unpaid labor for our stablecoin Schmucker and we'll double the money by issuing YOU an equal value in FriendCoin! That's a 300% return before the ink is even dry! What have you got to lose!
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Cyrano4747 posted:Nah, I can use weird steam emotes to bother my friends and once in a while they'll have a background that will actually look pretty cool. I meant those game virtual trading cards. I don't know if they're still a thing.
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Hello Sailor posted:Now introducing FriendCoin! Find out how much your friendship is really worth! Persuade your friends to sign contracts agreeing to exchange their possessions, property and/or unpaid labor for our stablecoin Schmucker and we'll double the money by issuing YOU an equal value in FriendCoin! That's a 300% return before the ink is even dry! What have you got to lose! https://www.coindesk.com/web3/2023/08/11/is-friendtech-a-friend-or-foe-a-dive-into-the-new-social-app-driving-millions-in-trading-volume/ You can't parody this stuff
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Big rear end On Fire posted:I meant those game virtual trading cards. I don't know if they're still a thing. Yeah, they are, and finishing a set is how you get that other stuff I was talking about.
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Cyrano4747 posted:Yeah, they are, and finishing a set is how you get that other stuff I was talking about. I think it used to be, now you just get points when you buy a game and you can buy all that stuff outright.
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bobjr posted:https://edition.cnn.com/style/article/bored-apes-sothebys-lawsuit/index.html You are dumb if you ever thought a monkey jpg was a good investment but I guess you are even dumber if what convinced you was the fact Justin Bieber and Paris Hilton were endorsing it
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I wonder if Paris and Biebs can do the Fox News legal defense for lying: nothing we say can be fraud because taking financial advice from us is so stupid it's inherently unreasonable
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Your honor I had no choice but to buy those monkey jpegs after Matt Damon called me a pussy, my manliness was on the line
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