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(Thread IKs: slave to my cravings)
 
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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
i went to a big state college and was in the marching band; we had a drum cadence w/ dance that heavily featured the Suck It gesture and thousands of students would do it together during football games

the athletic director made us stop playing it because it was "disrespectful to tell the other team to 'suck it'"

rare case of dudes failing to rock

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Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
God i'd rather forget.

Why? Because my father was the teacher and explained in complete detail to the students what "it" was that needed to be sucked and that no "sucking it" is to take place at school.

Edit: it was the first time I learned that it could be sucked, I would've rather learn that from a lady.

Odddzy fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Aug 18, 2023

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
Adam and his gang of Jewish boys were too wiggly on the dance floor

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!

moist turtleneck posted:

it was so wild to be in school when there were specific rules that you couldn't do the Suck It gesture from wrestling

One kid did this on stage, spotlighted and fully audible, as we were clearing down at the end of a school concert, just after the performance ended but before the parents left the auditorium

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

i like the adam story about him harassing that poor innocent liberal podcaster in the back of a lyft

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the milk machine posted:

i went to a big state college and was in the marching band; we had a drum cadence w/ dance that heavily featured the Suck It gesture and thousands of students would do it together during football games

the athletic director made us stop playing it because it was "disrespectful to tell the other team to 'suck it'"

rare case of dudes failing to rock

:boom:

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Odddzy posted:

God i'd rather forget.

Why? Because my father was the teacher and explained in complete detail to the students what "it" was that needed to be sucked and that no "sucking it" is to take place at school.

Edit: it was the first time I learned that it could be sucked, I would've rather learn that from a lady.

suck it

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Odddzy posted:

God i'd rather forget.

Why? Because my father was the teacher and explained in complete detail to the students what "it" was that needed to be sucked and that no "sucking it" is to take place at school.

Edit: it was the first time I learned that it could be sucked, I would've rather learn that from a lady.

i hosed him

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
When you did suck it would you do it like this



or like this

https://i.gifer.com/aqC.mp4

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
it's definitely the second one

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
yea i would judge people if they did it the first way

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

But have you considered whether the child murdered by the driver of that truck was riding an oversized bike?!?! Children riding oversized bikes are the scourge of our roadways!!
Think you're a big man?

huehuehuehuehue

I'll treat you like you're a little man.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004

Odddzy posted:

God i'd rather forget.

Why? Because my father was the teacher and explained in complete detail to the students what "it" was that needed to be sucked and that no "sucking it" is to take place at school.

Edit: it was the first time I learned that it could be sucked, I would've rather learn that from a lady.

lmao in case anyone missed the edit

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
i guess other people already quoted the post but they can suck it

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
I certainly did not.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the milk machine posted:

it's definitely the second one


kolby posted:

i guess other people already quoted the post but they can suck it

the cross is too bombastic, i feel the first way uses the palms to present the penis to the intended audience without room for misconstruance

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
One is an invitation, the other is a threat

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

lol at the top comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcRiOqoz6pk

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

kolby posted:

When you did suck it would you do it like this



or like this

https://i.gifer.com/aqC.mp4

Of course the second.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

smh where's the subtlety, the deftness

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
elvis in the park how romantic

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
gently caress is colonel sanders doing back there

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

It's absolutely the second example of suck it

stump collector
May 28, 2007

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

gently caress is colonel sanders doing back there

getting sunked off

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Suck me, suck me very dick

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
Penis in the Time of Cholera

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
The Fault In Our Penis

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
The Birth of a Penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Sweeney Todd: The Penis Barber of Fleet Street

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Jojo's Bizarre Penis

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
Birdman or (The Unexpected Penis of Innocence)

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Penis

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
Assault on Penis 13

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

To Live and Die in Penis

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

The Penis Connection

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mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
The Jazz Penis

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