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Aug 13, 2023 00:16
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man, big plug at one end but after I pushed that out, just a nice foot and a half of smooth turd snake. I feel light as a feather.
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Aug 13, 2023 08:45
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After a week of being extremely loose and frequent in the BMs, I’m think I’m packing something extremely dense, firm and uncomfortable that doesn’t wanna come out. Or it could be my sacroiliac joint arthritis being all uncomfortable. Honestly sometimes it’s hard to tell.
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Aug 13, 2023 09:30
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Just produced the coil.
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Aug 13, 2023 09:49
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Akratic Method posted:man, big plug at one end but after I pushed that out, just a nice foot and a half of smooth turd snake. I feel light as a feather. Foot and a half? loving hell
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Aug 13, 2023 09:59
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Update: yeah it was a big girthy dense poo. And also my SI joint still hurts.
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Aug 13, 2023 10:16
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Akratic Method posted:man, big plug at one end but after I pushed that out, just a nice foot and a half of smooth turd snake. I feel light as a feather. Drone_Fragger posted:Just produced the coil. Impressive!
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Aug 13, 2023 10:16
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Very little digestion happened apparently
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Aug 13, 2023 10:28
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Aug 13, 2023 19:55
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Had a brown sneeze
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Aug 14, 2023 08:58
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probiotics.......lemme tell u........
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Aug 14, 2023 14:55
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Just issued a red flag evac text to my local ninja turtles
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Aug 14, 2023 16:15
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Just passed out one wide enough it shot a delayed spike of pain into my rear end as a parting gift. Hate it when that happens.
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Aug 14, 2023 18:18
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Someone hasn’t been doing their daily stretching exercises. You cant skip your ‘Kirks!’
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Aug 14, 2023 19:08
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Kicked wife out of the bathroom, couldn't wait any longer, total relief was achieved
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Aug 14, 2023 23:55
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Making doo
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Aug 15, 2023 00:05
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stunk up the joint
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Aug 15, 2023 00:12
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Left one that could wipe the whole raid
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Aug 16, 2023 04:10
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There are two types of toilet at work: the ones that are blocked, and the ones i've not unloaded into yet.
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Aug 16, 2023 09:21
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My body is a machine that turns spring rolls into tar
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Aug 16, 2023 10:22
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This one is making me late for work. Might pinch it and finish in the office.
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Aug 16, 2023 11:29
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A second plop has hit the terlet
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Aug 16, 2023 22:01
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Drone_Fragger posted:There are two types of toilet at work: the ones that are blocked, and the ones i've not unloaded into yet. You can stand up and do an extra flush partway through a poo poo to help get it all down, you know. Even if you hate all your coworkers, that could save you from one day running out of unblocked work toilets to poo poo in.
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Aug 17, 2023 15:47
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poop smelling farts were lingering at my desk for like 5 minutes took a fat poo poo that nearly cleared the water and that took care of the farts
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Aug 17, 2023 17:05
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BigBadSteve posted:You can stand up and do an extra flush partway through a poo poo to help get it all down, you know. Even if you hate all your coworkers, that could save you from one day running out of unblocked work toilets to poo poo in. Wait, who's not standing while making GBS threads to begin with? Sitting on the toilet?
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Aug 17, 2023 17:28
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solid post-coldbrew coiler feelin light
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Aug 17, 2023 17:56
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Standard 11:00AM winner's POV
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Aug 17, 2023 18:35
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Hammu-rob-i posted:Wait, who's not standing while making GBS threads to begin with? Sitting on the toilet? 
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Aug 17, 2023 21:51
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making GBS threads while laying down is the real luxury dook
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Aug 17, 2023 22:58
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poopin
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Aug 18, 2023 13:27
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Cleansed internally, soul cleansed as well
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Aug 18, 2023 18:37
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I ate some really spicy, packed with meat burritos. My bathroom is in shambles. I'm gonna be posting through it for the rest of the day.
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Aug 19, 2023 01:09
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maybealabia posted:making GBS threads while laying down is the real luxury dook Brother that's a mental illness (otherwise known as Somebody Else's Problem) Nelson Mandingo posted:I ate some really spicy, packed with meat burritos. 
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Aug 19, 2023 01:17
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Dropped a big ol mud pie.
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Aug 19, 2023 01:40
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I ate some really spicy, packed with meat burritos. I could really go for a hugely meat-loaded burrito right now, a hugely meat-loaded poo poo later
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Aug 19, 2023 03:19
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Sobbing on the john while reading the new Chainsaw Man. Don't know if it's the comic or the confirmation that I'm 100% about to have to give up ever drinking milk again. The whey demons have fled my body. I feel weak like I've got the flu. I'm not even angry anymore, just tired and sad about it. The milk intolerance devil is a formidable enemy, indeed.
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Aug 19, 2023 04:12
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Still posting through it. Being reminded in another thread I'm dedicating this imminently upcoming foul corpulent mass of concentrated evil to Rush Limbaugh. You're both gonna end up exactly where you belong.
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Aug 19, 2023 07:23
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The post-work pre-shower dook felt great.
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Aug 19, 2023 09:08
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Covid making GBS threads. I cannot smell the foulness, but I know it is there.
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