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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1691297049558589440

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Completely overshooting the weed number here, shameful.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

By popular demand posted:

Completely overshooting the weed number here, shameful.

Hey he could still turn it around with 329 more charges

karoshi
Nov 4, 2008

"Can somebody mspaint eyes on the steaming packages? TIA" yeah well fuck you too buddy, this is the best you're gonna get. Is this even "work-safe"? Let's find out!

Many such legal cases.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/thephillyvoice/status/664554773950132224

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Well yeah, why were the kids trying to play soccer with his helicopter? That'd be dangerous!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Nice to see a wealthy person still being considerate of others’ well-being

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


EasilyConfused posted:

Well yeah, why were the kids trying to play soccer with his helicopter? That'd be dangerous!

They got worried when some parents had put their kids on their shoulders to get a better view

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


"Mr Harris, I regret to inform you the children were crushed."
"Yes!"
"I meant heart-broken."
"Aw now don't get my hopes up like that."

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶







https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/somerset-gimp-court-mask-bleadon-b2393981.html

quote:

Last month the defendant was made subject of an order placing restrictions on his alleged behaviour.
Under the terms of the interim order, which will expire in January next year, Hunt is banned from wearing a mask or possessing one in a public place and wearing black all-in-one clothing at night in public.
He also must not “crawl, wriggle or writhe on the ground wearing a full-body covering or mask” or visit the areas where the offences are alleged to have taken place.
Previous hearings have heard that female motorists driving at night reported to the police seeing a man in a black costume.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Once again Big Government is needlessly taking away rights from ordinary productive members of society.
Where will it all end, in Stalinist Russia I imagine where all must labour only in state approved ways Tovarish!

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



But what will all the horny ladies on the motorways do now??

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Well Big Government prefers that people keep their horney to isolated places, Big government would have us all evolve into unsocial troglodytes!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Somerset Gimp is a great username tbh

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1691697903494979903

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He tried that poo poo in the wrong georgia

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Passengers mistakenly drive rental vehicle across Palm Beach International Airport runways

They landed a in a small private plane and were delivered a car in the secure area, so it’s not that weird.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/CBSNewsColorado/status/1692327970126569712?s=20

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Too bad it wasn't at Los Angeles' airport.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



without knowing the details im gonna assume there was a touchscreen involved and if so good for him. gently caress that up.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Carthag Tuek posted:

without knowing the details im gonna assume there was a touchscreen involved and if so good for him. gently caress that up.

Can’t wait to hear how this fits into the NWO Denver Airport conspiracy theory

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Probably just pissed at getting charged for parking or something lovely about the parking, but lmao that it's Denver International Airport

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

This is what happens when you stare into the demon horse statue's eyes

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
I lived in an apartment building once that had a gate like that in front of the parking and damned if it didn't make my entire month when that loving gate broke once

I can sympathize with this hero whose only crime was forgetting about cameras

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

When I take an axe to a tree blocking a road, they pat me on the back, but when this guy takes an axe to a piece of wood blocking the road, they lock him up.

What a world!

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Looks like the kind of person who drives around with an axe in their vehicle.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Wee posted:

Looks like the kind of person who drives around with an axe in their vehicle.

i dont see a problem with that so long as you only use the axe for its intended purpose (smashing barriers)

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Whooping Crabs posted:

This is what happens when you stare into the demon horse statue's veiny balls

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Concerning.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

!

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I have a small axe in my car in case I need to chop wood.


Have I ever had to chop wood?

No, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/abughazalehkat/status/1692703915467272240

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:roflolmao:

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

FreudianSlippers posted:

I have a small axe in my car in case I need to chop wood.


Have I ever had to chop wood?

No, but it's better to be safe than sorry.

It is terribly good to carry water and chop wood

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ashleyrcarman/status/1692259611196149996

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
How would listening to licensed white noise content earn Spotify money?

Do they interrupt white noise to play ads?

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

It's probably that Spotify pays higher licensing fees for an hour of 'podcast' compared to an hour of 'music', so they're paying more than they otherwise would just based on how people are categorizing their stuff.

It's actually pretty clever of the people uploading podcasts of literal white noise, I'm sure they saw the difference in rate and figured out a way to make a quick buck.

E: it confuses things that the article refers to the move as increasing gross profit, which makes it sound at first like they're doing it to make more money. But since gross profit is revenue minus costs, it's aiming to increase gross profit by reducing costs.

Paper Tiger has a new favorite as of 22:30 on Aug 19, 2023

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WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Huh. I never would have guessed that they pay more for podcasts than music on, say, an hourly basis.

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