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Captain Hygiene posted:My dream of arbitrarily long tubed deviled eggs is finally at hand well not exactly the same, but i remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMQLwFHL4j8
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Cocaine Bear posted:I prefer the long egg Book of the long egg
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Aug 19, 2023 03:37
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Remove the yolks and it becomes an egg white fleshlight.
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Fabergé Fleshlight would be a good username
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is that cuz the chicken was constipated
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Cocaine Bear posted:I prefer the long egg 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Surprised it’s not a Chinese wine bar called The Grape of Nanjing too soon
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Scrotum Modem posted:well not exactly the same, but i remember this I bought someone one of these as a gag gift. Its fine, but a bit too rubbery as it cooks a bit too much.
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Temu really is the wish.com version of wish.com.
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Breetai posted:Temu really is the wish.com version of wish.com. I love the way lovely sites like that hijack search results. I googled for “CSS gradient fill” the other day and the first hit was Temu offering to sell me a CSS gradient fill.
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Stoatbringer posted:I love the way lovely sites like that hijack search results. I googled for “CSS gradient fill” the other day and the first hit was Temu offering to sell me a CSS gradient fill. Was it a good deal
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Can you buy a centered div somewhere? Anywhere? Please, it's urgent, my client is mad at me 
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My brother have you tried flexbox and auto margins?
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Breetai posted:Temu really is the wish.com version of wish.com. What are you talking about? This is perfectly normal: 
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Aug 19, 2023 16:22
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 Unfortunately it says something in chinese rather than the bloodcurdling howl you'd want in a cursed artifact to be sent to your worst enemy.
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I bought one
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It likes the moon
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Lay egg is true?
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Let it sit on your chest as you sleep and find out.
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mind you, my cantonese or mandarin, whichever one i need for the joke, is very weak, but im pretty sure the puckle is saying "we love the subs, subs are a dollar off when you bring in a coupon. for things to eat, or oil changes or pony rides or for hair plugs. any coupon works. beware of paper cuts, eat quiznos subs"
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Cocaine Bear posted:I prefer the long egg Honey, can you grab me a few slices of Egg Tube? Thanks.
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Cocaine Bear posted:I prefer the long egg Got a hankering for a Mooby's breakfast sandwich now
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Ambassadorofsodomy posted:Remove the yolks and it becomes an egg white fleshlight. A cursed post
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I once worked at a place that would bring us donuts on Fridays. You'd have to be sure to get to the donuts before a certain group got to them because they would pull donuts out with their dirty loving hands, examine them, and put them back. Every single time and they would always check at least 3 to 5 of them.
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Whooping Crabs posted:It likes the moon Absolutely my first thought.
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Tarkus posted:I once worked at a place that would bring us donuts on Fridays. You'd have to be sure to get to the donuts before a certain group got to them because they would pull donuts out with their dirty loving hands, examine them, and put them back. Every single time and they would always check at least 3 to 5 of them. what the gently caress
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Tarkus posted:I once worked at a place that would bring us donuts on Fridays. You'd have to be sure to get to the donuts before a certain group got to them because they would pull donuts out with their dirty loving hands, examine them, and put them back. Every single time and they would always check at least 3 to 5 of them. Salad Fingers' icky cousin, Donut Hands.
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WIFEY WATCHDOG posted:what the gently caress
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 at the guy coming in with the knife at the end.At least he's using his right hand
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Catastrophe posted:Salad Fingers' icky cousin, Donut Hands. When your blood-scrawling cousin gets invited to parties but you're too nasty.
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Thank God I finally have an excuse to post a picture of this thing on SA. I bought the 20th Anniversary Edition of Postal and it came with a Krotchy brand Nutrag. 
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My Spirit Otter posted:mind you, my cantonese or mandarin, whichever one i need for the joke, is very weak, but im pretty sure the puckle is saying "we love the subs, subs are a dollar off when you bring in a coupon. for things to eat, or oil changes or pony rides or for hair plugs. any coupon works. beware of paper cuts, eat quiznos subs" https://youtu.be/aZrks-BPeLQ
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Marie Antoinette’s line lives on !
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UwUnabomber posted:Thank God I finally have an excuse to post a picture of this thing on SA. Related, but definetely not cursed. I have one of these, signed by Jack Black from around 2003? 
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Cocaine Bear posted:I prefer the long egg DEEPTHROAT THE EGG SMASH MOUTH
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No Milton don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece. poo poo, I'm almost as old as Lumbergh.
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