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Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Some alt-right guys talk about a proto-Indo European bunch of wandering warriors called a koryos, which is where the Spartan krypteia and Norse berserkers come from. The basic idea seems reasonable, and there's a wiki page so there must be a grain of truth, but that's a helluva stretch. How legit/accepted is the idea?

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PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Honestly, I have to admire the tiny pockets of Greek still hanging on ten centuries later.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

PittTheElder posted:

Honestly, I have to admire the tiny pockets of Greek still hanging on ten centuries later.
Keeping the faith and awaiting the return of Constantine XI Palaiologos.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Safety Biscuits posted:

Some alt-right guys talk about a proto-Indo European bunch of wandering warriors called a koryos, which is where the Spartan krypteia and Norse berserkers come from. The basic idea seems reasonable, and there's a wiki page so there must be a grain of truth, but that's a helluva stretch. How legit/accepted is the idea?

wikipedia posted:

Greek tradition
Main articles: Ephebos and Krypteia

In Ancient Greece, the traditional war-bands lost some of the frenzy attributes that characterize shape shifters in other Indo-European cultures, but they still maintained the terror-inspiring appearance and the tricky war tactics of the original *kóryos.[91]

From 17 to 20 years old, the Athenian ephebos had to live during the 2 years in the ephebeia (ἐφηβεία).[92][48] Relegated to the edges of society, they were given a marginal status without a full citizenship. Their duty was to guard the limit of their community during peaceful times, generally as guards of fields, forests, and orchards. Leading ambushes and skirmishes in war time, the ephebos wore black tunics and were lightly armed.[92][48] An essential part of their training was the traditional hunt, conducted at night with the use of snares and traps. In the case of the Spartan krypteia, it was even a human hunt.[93]

The Spartan krypteia consisted of young men called agelai ('herds') and led by a boagos ('leader of cattle').[94] Similar formations, the Irenas (ἰρένας), were in charge of overseeing Helots and assisting the krypteia.[92][43] The Greek colony of Taras is said to have been founded by a group of 20-year-old Spartan Partheniae who were refused citizenship in order to encourage them to leave their hometown and found a new settlement.[95] Herodotus mentions the myth of Aristodemus, who fought courageously but was refused the recognition as best fighter by the Spartans because he got "mad" (lyssônta) and abandoned the formation, suggesting that Ancient Greeks thought that berserk-acting warriors had no place in the phalanx formation.[74]

Germanic tradition

During the first centuries of the Common Era, the Celto-Germanic tribal societies of Gallia Belgica and Germania Inferior probably included formations of young men which represented a significant political force within their host communities because of their military nature. Among the Batavi, the Romano-Germanic god Hercules Magusanus was likely regarded as the patron and protector of the Batavorum iuventus, a sort of paramilitary organization preparing young men for the soldier's life.[96]

Vikings were made up of groups of young people led by an adult male during a three-year campaign overseas. The social group consisting of the grown-up men (the "former youths') only joined the formation when the time had come to settle in the conquered lands. Indeed, during the Viking Age, the raids lasted for two centuries before a definite colonization occurred in regions like modern-day Britain, France or Russia.[97]

In the 13th-century Icelandic Volsunga Saga, Sigmund trains his nephew Sinfjotli to harden him for later conflicts by sneaking with him through the forest dressed in wolf skins, thieving and killing. In a scene that can be compared to the Vedic tradition and the archeological site of Krasnosamarskoe, they removed their wolf skins and burned them at the end of the initiation, since they were ready to return to the host community and follow a life constrained by its social taboos.[29]

Looks like it's not too crazy, though, obviously there's a lot of room to 'over interpret' as the alt-right is prone to do.

There's also plenty of cognates in various languages:

wikipedia posted:

Etymology and name

The Proto-Indo-European noun *kóryos denotes a 'people under arms' and has been translated as 'army, war-band, unit of warriors',[1] or as 'detachment, war party'.[2] It stems from the noun *kóro- 'cutting, section, division', attested in Old Persian as kāra 'people, army' (Persian: کاروان, romanized: Kārāvan, lit. 'Troupe') and in Lithuanian as kãras 'war, army'.[2][3][4]

The term *kóryos has descendant cognates in the Baltic *kāryas 'army',[note 1] Celtic *koryos 'troop, tribe',[note 2] and Germanic *harjaz 'host, troop, army, raiding-party'.[note 3][9][2][10] In west-central Indo-European dialects,[note 4] the designation *koryonos, meaning 'leader of the *kóryos' (here attached to the suffix -nos 'master of'), is also attested: Ancient Greek koíranos 'army-leader', Old Norse Herjan (< PGmc *harjanaz 'army-leader'), and Brittonic Coriono-totae 'people of the army-leader'.[11][3][12][7]

The Gallic tribes Uo-corri ('two-armies'), Tri-corii ('three-armies') and Petru-corii ('four-armies') were presumably formed from alliances of roving war-bands.[7][12] The noun *harja- is also part of compound names in Germanic languages,[13] such as Herigast (Heregast), possibly attested as Harikast on the Negau helmet.[14] Some toponyms in Western Europe, such as Cherbourg in France or Heerlen in the Netherlands, may stem from historical ethnic groups whose name contained the Celtic noun *koryo- 'army, troop', as proposed by Pierre-Yves Lambert.[15]

Additionally, the Asturian personal name Vacoria (similar to Gaulish Vocorius) has been interpreted as stemming from the Celtic ethnic name *(d)uo-korio 'possessing two armies',[16] and the Gallic tribal name Coriosolites as meaning 'those who watch over the troop',[17] or 'those who purchase soldiers or mercenaries'.[15] Ancient paleo-Hispanic onomastics also attest the noun, albeit in the form *koro, with the same meaning.[18][19][20][21]

In Indo-European studies, the modern German term Männerbund [de] (literally 'alliance of men') is often used to refer to the *kóryos.[22] However, it can be misleading since the war-bands were made up of adolescent males, not grown-up men. Some scholars have proposed the terms Bruderschaft ('fraternity') or Jungmannschaft ('young [group of] men') as preferable alternatives.[23][24]

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

Mandoric posted:

Relatedly, it's not quite true that the peasantry got them all at once; there was a subaltern system of unofficial (except for certain purposed like "trademarked" services and village administration) familial pseudo-cognomen that persisted through at least the Shogunate. These, as unofficial things, were very fluid and didn't really survive "was a second son" or "moved away from the bridge" or even "had a few bad business years in a row" before they started to be part of official government records, which probably contributes a lot to the variety.

The peasantry more-or-less got surnames all at once in the Philippines, where the Spanish governor prepared a book of acceptable names and told families to choose from them.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


echopapa posted:

The peasantry more-or-less got surnames all at once in the Philippines, where the Spanish governor prepared a book of acceptable names and told families to choose from them.

Huh! Didn't know that, that's pretty fascinating.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


And all this time I thought Spaniards just really knew how to gently caress.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
I've never bought any of this "theoretical etymology" based stuff. There's always so many tenuous jumps of different-sounding words obviously being from the same - pure theoretical - root, which somehow proves that very disparate groups with no evidence of connection are directly descended from an imaginary neolithic warrior society because they share the trait of "young men doing violence".

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
There have been a number of examples of proposed theoretical constructions that were later verified via epigraphic sources and the like, so it's definitely not all bullshit. David Anthony in the much-loved-here work "The Horse, The Wheel, and Language" about proto Indo-European origins spends a bunch of time reinforcing the argument.

two fish
Jun 14, 2023

What's the earliest recorded event mentioned in history? By that, what I mean is, when it comes to the earliest writings we have, do any of them mention events that would have happened in prehistory? Did any of the earliest civilisations have a cultural memory of something that happened before they settled down and figured out the whole "writing things down" thing? I suppose mythology would be the closest thing.

Offler
Mar 27, 2010

echopapa posted:

The peasantry more-or-less got surnames all at once in the Philippines, where the Spanish governor prepared a book of acceptable names and told families to choose from them.

Now I'm kind of curious if they tried to get people to go from zero to two surnames right away. I'm assuming they wanted Filipino names to function like Spanish names where people keep one last name from each of their parents, so do you tell people to pick two names right away? Or do you start people with one name even though everyone should be on two names by the next generation?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

two fish posted:

What's the earliest recorded event mentioned in history? By that, what I mean is, when it comes to the earliest writings we have, do any of them mention events that would have happened in prehistory? Did any of the earliest civilisations have a cultural memory of something that happened before they settled down and figured out the whole "writing things down" thing? I suppose mythology would be the closest thing.

Every community had an epic poet/historian, whose job was to remember and tell the history of the community through reciting poems and singing songs at gatherings.

Some of these were eventually put into writing. They reflect ancient events, but aren't necessarily accurate after centuries of elaboration and embellishment. The Iliad is an example, as is the Biblical Exodus. There are lots more if you go looking.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

two fish posted:

What's the earliest recorded event mentioned in history? By that, what I mean is, when it comes to the earliest writings we have, do any of them mention events that would have happened in prehistory? Did any of the earliest civilisations have a cultural memory of something that happened before they settled down and figured out the whole "writing things down" thing? I suppose mythology would be the closest thing.

Depends on what you count as "recorded". There are cave paintings in Australia dated to be ca. 36000 years old. The scenes they are depicting are easily events that are recorded in history. Not very accurate or reliable, but certainly a record of something.

If we count Neanderthal-cave paintings, the earliest recorded events weren't even the earliest events recorded in Human history.

Libluini fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Aug 19, 2023

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That time Thog dropped that Wooly Rhino with one spear thrust was pretty epic.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Native Australians have oral histories that date back like 50k years or something.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

two fish posted:

What's the earliest recorded event mentioned in history? By that, what I mean is, when it comes to the earliest writings we have, do any of them mention events that would have happened in prehistory? Did any of the earliest civilisations have a cultural memory of something that happened before they settled down and figured out the whole "writing things down" thing? I suppose mythology would be the closest thing.

I don't really know the answer to your question (but it'll be in Ancient Egypt because that's where the writing is the oldest), but definitely if we have a written record describing it is history (or proto-history if it's a literate culture describing another culture that has not adopted writing) and not pre-history.

Where it gets messy is the legend vs. things that actually happened boundary. The Trojan War as described in the Iliad almost certainly did not occur as the poem suggests (in that Paris, Hector, Helen, Agamemnon, Achilles et. al. weren't real people) but the archaeological evidence does suggest that Achaean Greeks might have been involved in conflicts and the destruction of "Troy" in Western Anatolia.

But yeah Australian and North American indigenous people have strong oral history roots, and the Shang dynasty in China was first written about a thousand years later and was considered questionable, but was verified as existing in some form in the early 20th Century.

PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Aug 19, 2023

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Hippocrass posted:

Looks like it's not too crazy, though, obviously there's a lot of room to 'over interpret' as the alt-right is prone to do.

There's also plenty of cognates in various languages:

Lol that Wikipedia article has the smell of original research.

It's hard to tell, since it cites about 50 books that aren't going to be easily available online, but my gut feel is that it's pieced together from some very tenuous links in the actual literature.

Like, good going whichever of you is CohenTheBohemian for starting to call out some of the issues. But also, Wikipedia has a policy against including new syntheses of facts, which I think is the fundamental issue.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

PittTheElder posted:

Where it gets messy is the legend vs. things that actually happened boundary. The Trojan War as described in the Iliad almost certainly did not occur as the poem suggests (in that Paris, Hector, Helen, Agamemnon, Achilles et. al. weren't real people) but the archaeological evidence does suggest that Achaean Greeks might have been involved in conflicts and the destruction of "Troy" in Western Anatolia.

It is the textual evidence that suggests this—the Homeric cycle in combination with Hittite documentation like the Tawagalawa Letter (which doesn’t really agree with the Homeric cycle in any detail, as you would expect documents in different languages and scripts from different cultures centuries apart to not really agree, but does at least suggest that Hittites were concerned about Achaeans causing trouble in northwestern Anatolian at a time before the Greek Dark Age). Archaeological evidence on its own would not suggest that pre-dark age Greeks invaded Anatolia and sacked Troy (and it is far from clear which layer of the Troy site, if any, is to be related to the legend of Trojan war). the archaeological discoveries at Troy were based originally on the desire to find an ancient city more or less where the Greek textual tradition says Troy should be. It’s not the other way around—if not for the Greek text, not only would nobody have gone looking for a city there in the first place, but there would be hardly any reason at all, just from what has been dug up, to say “oh yeah Greeks sacked this place”.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


skasion posted:

It is the textual evidence that suggests this—the Homeric cycle in combination with Hittite documentation like the Tawagalawa Letter (which doesn’t really agree with the Homeric cycle in any detail, as you would expect documents in different languages and scripts from different cultures centuries apart to not really agree, but does at least suggest that Hittites were concerned about Achaeans causing trouble in northwestern Anatolian at a time before the Greek Dark Age). Archaeological evidence on its own would not suggest that pre-dark age Greeks invaded Anatolia and sacked Troy (and it is far from clear which layer of the Troy site, if any, is to be related to the legend of Trojan war). the archaeological discoveries at Troy were based originally on the desire to find an ancient city more or less where the Greek textual tradition says Troy should be. It’s not the other way around—if not for the Greek text, not only would nobody have gone looking for a city there in the first place, but there would be hardly any reason at all, just from what has been dug up, to say “oh yeah Greeks sacked this place”.

I’m assuming they think the Greeks sacked the place due to the proliferation of tiny dick art all over the walls with fire damage?

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



mossyfisk posted:

I've never bought any of this "theoretical etymology" based stuff. There's always so many tenuous jumps of different-sounding words obviously being from the same - pure theoretical - root, which somehow proves that very disparate groups with no evidence of connection are directly descended from an imaginary neolithic warrior society because they share the trait of "young men doing violence".
Are you talking about proto-Indo-European or something else? I thought PIE had a lot of evidence behind it, it's just that yeah, it's not the ur-language, it was a sort of linguistic common ancestor for a lot of languages in Eurasia, including a couple of the far Western descendants which then got lucky and jumped the Atlantic.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Nessus posted:

Are you talking about proto-Indo-European or something else? I thought PIE had a lot of evidence behind it, it's just that yeah, it's not the ur-language, it was a sort of linguistic common ancestor for a lot of languages in Eurasia, including a couple of the far Western descendants which then got lucky and jumped the Atlantic.

I think the post was attacking the idea of vague linguistic similarities being used as the basic to hypothesize a ten-thousand-year secret pan-Indo-European warrior society, as in that dubious Wikipedia article.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


the ten thousand year pan-indo-european warrior society was the little-known third participant in the finno-korean hyperwar

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
I just read that wiki article and lol. PIE roots are theoretical reconstructions based ultimately on phonological and structural methods. Which can be sound or unsound in themselves and there is scholarly debate about how best to employ them—but anyway, beware anytime you see one of these roots not accompanied by asterisk: it means someone is trying to will their idea into being.

Libluini posted:

If we count Neanderthal-cave paintings, the earliest recorded events weren't even the earliest events recorded in Human history.

Neanderthals are humans though. Their history is ours. There is a nonzero chance that Neanderthal biochemistry is replicated somewhere in your human body right now.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

euphronius posted:

This is probably part of it

Except France was also that an now occitan is a pretend language you put on some street signs to pretend being nice

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015



Hmm, I wonder what most of these "scholars" had in common.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Scarodactyl posted:


Hmm, I wonder what most of these "scholars" had in common.

Surprisingly, only two of them were Germans; most of them were Austrians. Which isn't any better in this context, of course; the article itself notes that "these theories influenced German Völkisch movements in the period 1900–1920s, then Nazi circles during the 1930–1940s" and that "scholarship from the later part of the 20th century has pointed out the far-right ideological foundations of most of the earlier works," but also claims that this late-20th-century scholarship "has also yielded new evidence supporting the existence of such brotherhoods of warriors in early Germanic and other Indo-European cultures."

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Aside from Schurtz who died in 1902 but the Nazis loved for all the reasons you'd expect, of the remaining eight three were explicit nazis and three others were not but had no problem working with the above three in developing this particular idea. Leaving Stumfl who may not have been an explicit Nazi (he died in 1938) but was within their scholarly orbit and wrote poo poo like "Unsere Kampf um ein deutsches Nationaltheater", and Jeanmaire who is french and I didn't bother to research further.
Point is this list looks to be a core group of hardcore nazis and their various collaborators.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Scarodactyl posted:

L, and Jeanmaire who is french and I didn't bother to research further.


A lot of the early blood and earth bullshit in German nationalist circles was influenced by similar poo poo coming out of France, so that might not be the dry hole you think it is. edit 3: this isn't to say that Germany didn't organically develop that crap on their own too, but like all intellectual traditions there's some back and forth and exchanging of ideas across international borders.

edit: Maurice Barres is the one everyone always points to, but it goes a bit older than that. Joseph de Maistre, for example, was an early counter-enlightenment/romanticist writer who emphasized the importance of "natural" communities, natural in scare quotes in the sense of traditional people living where their ancestors traditionally lived and doing their traditional jobs in the traditional way and generally being part of a "natural"/organic community.

edit 2: in general a lot of proto-Fascism can be found in 19th century France. The French Revolution was profoundly scarring for the cultural and economic elites, and they swung hard to the right in part because of that, and then Prussia kicking their asses in 1870 opened up a lot of room for people to naval gaze about what was wrong with their country. Barres, for example, gets big into the Dreyfus Affair and writes a bunch of anti-semetic pamphlets that would have been right at home in 1935 Germany.

Cyrano4747 fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Aug 19, 2023

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

Offler posted:

Now I'm kind of curious if they tried to get people to go from zero to two surnames right away. I'm assuming they wanted Filipino names to function like Spanish names where people keep one last name from each of their parents, so do you tell people to pick two names right away? Or do you start people with one name even though everyone should be on two names by the next generation?

Filipino names don't quite work like they do in Spain. The mother's name that in Spain would be the second last name is called the "middle name" and in most cases when women marry, their middle name changes.

The most confusing part of it is that they call the second last name a middle name, which of course has a completely different meaning in most English speaking countries

CrypticFox
Dec 19, 2019

"You are one of the most incompetent of tablet writers"

two fish posted:

What's the earliest recorded event mentioned in history? By that, what I mean is, when it comes to the earliest writings we have, do any of them mention events that would have happened in prehistory? Did any of the earliest civilisations have a cultural memory of something that happened before they settled down and figured out the whole "writing things down" thing? I suppose mythology would be the closest thing.

The earliest writings we have are not really concerned with mythology or history. The earliest writings come from Southern Iraq, around 3300 BC, followed closely by similar writing in Southwestern Iran a little bit later, followed a few centuries later by Hieroglyphic writing in Egypt. From around 3300 BC to around 2600 BC, the surviving writings from Iraq and Iran are exclusively from two categories of texts, administrative records (over 90% of surviving texts from this period), and lexical lists (less than 10% of texts from this period).

The administrative records from Iraq and Iran are very narrow in scope. They are relatively short, and the writing system they use is very abbreviated, meaning they don't provide us much extraneous or incidental information. Generally, they only record administrative information for a few years of time at most. There are events in these tablets, for example a set of 18 tablets associated with an administrator named Kushim from c. 3100 BC record the collection of 135,000 liters of barley and the distribution of rations for 1800 people. Those are both events, but they aren't going to tell you much about society before they "settled down."

These kinds of texts are quite valuable for studying the period immediately preceding the development of writing in the region, but in Iraq and Iran that is still a highly urbanized, "settled" society. The city of Uruk, where many of the earliest written texts in the world are from, had a population of c. 40,000 in c. 3700 BC, and the written texts from a few centuries later are quite helpful in studying the centuries before c. 3300 BC.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Libluini posted:

Depends on what you count as "recorded". There are cave paintings in Australia dated to be ca. 36000 years old. The scenes they are depicting are easily events that are recorded in history. Not very accurate or reliable, but certainly a record of something.

This was my first thought. A 19th century German anthropologist recorded indigenous oral traditions about how palm trees wound up in the Northern Territory which DNA evidence backs.

http://nationalunitygovernment.org/...%20years%20ago.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I don't see anything particularly impossible about some of the Proto-Indo-European groups having initiation rituals for young warriors that could be accurately described using the term "koryos" as it's described in that Wikipedia article. But the way whoever wrote that article tries to tie that concept into so many drat things is, I think, next door to folklorist garbage like pagan survivals and Jungian archetypes.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.

Big Willy Style posted:

This was my first thought. A 19th century German anthropologist recorded indigenous oral traditions about how palm trees wound up in the Northern Territory which DNA evidence backs.

http://nationalunitygovernment.org/...%20years%20ago.

I worry I'm too negative on this; I'll say it would definitely be cool as heck if turns out some oral traditions really are that old. But, while they don't show the actual original myth, which maybe helps elaborate on the claim, what they quote:

quote:

Professor Bowman read an Aboriginal legend recorded in 1894 by pioneering German anthropologist and missionary Carl Strehlow, which was only recently translated, describing the "gods from the north" bringing the seeds to Palm Valley.

Just sounds... like a totally generic turn of phrase that could have come from any number of origin myths, and by pure coincidence can be interpreted as fitting genetic evidence. I know some indigenous Australian peoples have demonstrated remarkably stable oral traditions, but I feel like (because of that) a bunch of people have become very invested in turning what's an impressive aspect of those cultures into something just implausably enduring. There is so, so much evidence on the fallability of human memory and on how oral accounts change over time. The ice age -- let alone tens of thousands of years before the last one even ended -- is just too infathomably long ago.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cyrano4747 posted:

for people to naval gaze

Hence the jeune ecole I presume :shobon:

echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.
Name talk continues: in Micronesia, families that didn’t have surnames as of World War II often took on the first names of American soldiers they’d befriended. Common surnames include Fred, Billy, and Jack.

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


Tunicate posted:

Caesar's Palace now has daily gladitorial combat matches, and no matter how cool Roman gladiators were, they didn't have flamethrowers or blades apinning at 300 mph

The point of ancient gladiators was not cool weapons, it was watching people die, rather than smashing bits of disposable equipment together.

more to the point: generally ancient elites really enjoyed using and being served by people, and very few ancient aristocrats would take up a job as a computer toucher where they have to follow orders, deal woth bureaucracy, pay rent, and not assault or rape anyone just for A/C, antibiotics, and chicken tendies. They had less than zero respect for work and the values of a modern society, and would consider salaried employees little better than slaves no matter how many gadgets they owned.

E: and nobody in modern society, of any class, would tolerate an ancient aristocrat either. Think the worst of :agesilaus: and :chaostrump: combined, but even worse--and far more violent.

Woolie Wool fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Aug 22, 2023

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Woolie Wool posted:

The point of ancient gladiators was not cool weapons, it was watching people die, rather than smashing bits of disposable equipment together.



They were all about cool weapons, spectacle, and putting on a show, the stereotypical trident+net gladiator equipment is because a gimmick Fish Vs Fishermen match ended up becoming ridiculously popular to watch and kept coming back.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Modern wrestling except incidental death and injury were far more common and intentional death matches were w thing arranged.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Yeah actual professional gladiators had a pretty good survival rate, but if you were a criminal, captured enemy, or ostrich you were hosed.

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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

I wonder if modern wrestlers or gladiators lived past 49 more more often

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