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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:

you ever ordered shrooms at the mellow mushroom while on shrooms? that's what a fun guy would do.

Yes, I have.

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Beve Stuscemi posted:

Its the most weasel :mad:

in my heart anyway

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Is it least/most weasel, or least most north american?

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



can i see the worst weasel, or the median weasel

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I was being dumb as the wolverine is found all around the northern parts of America and Finland, but to call it the most weasel we'd have to define "being weasel".

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I posted a bunch of least weasel stuff in the cute thread a while back.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3769444&perpage=40&noseen=1&pagenumber=37#post533119197

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The worst weasel

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Scratch Monkey posted:

The worst weasel



Free Mahi Mahi!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Is...is that Catweazel?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Scratch Monkey posted:

The worst weasel



Y'know, I rewatched Encino Man last week and it didn't age as bad as I expected.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

dialhforhero posted:

Free Mahi Mahi!

Bud & Doyle action figures. Anatomically correct, of course.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

doverhog posted:

I was being dumb as the wolverine is found all around the northern parts of America and Finland, but to call it the most weasel we'd have to define "being weasel".

Don't worry, I know a guy.

https://youtu.be/VvLV3OZAcyg

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Did I miss vampire chat or can I talk about LIFEFORCE?

It's about astronauts finding a spaceship in Halley's Comet and finding a big booby naked lady aboard and big booby naked lady turns out to be an energy vampire and turns people into awesome shriveled screaming zombies and Patrick Stewart is in it but he gets really messed up on drugs and the male protagonist makes out with him and he barfs up a vampire.
The movie kind of goes off the rails after that but it was pretty good 8/10 would watch again.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



TotalLossBrain posted:

Is...is that Catweazel?

Your childhood beckons!

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Did I miss vampire chat or can I talk about LIFEFORCE?

It's about astronauts finding a spaceship in Halley's Comet and finding a big booby naked lady aboard and big booby naked lady turns out to be an energy vampire and turns people into awesome shriveled screaming zombies and Patrick Stewart is in it but he gets really messed up on drugs and the male protagonist makes out with him and he barfs up a vampire.
The movie kind of goes off the rails after that but it was pretty good 8/10 would watch again.



Lol the movie "goes off the rails" after that? Sounds like that train went haywire before it even left the yard. Which is why I've added it to my downloads, thank you!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

JacquelineDempsey posted:

Lol the movie "goes off the rails" after that? Sounds like that train went haywire before it even left the yard. Which is why I've added it to my downloads, thank you!

You know when you're watching something as a kid and you go 'This is great! Mom and dad wouldn't want me watching this!" This movie is "Mom and dad wouldn't want me watching this, and they're right. This movie is weird and I'm turning it off."

Seeing this when you're 9 and wondering how it's playing unedited on TV is a trip.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Wildlife: Animals and plants that grow independently of people, usually in natural conditions.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Natural conditions, independent of people, don't exist anymore.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Did I miss vampire chat or can I talk about LIFEFORCE?

It's about astronauts finding a spaceship in Halley's Comet and finding a big booby naked lady aboard and big booby naked lady turns out to be an energy vampire and turns people into awesome shriveled screaming zombies and Patrick Stewart is in it but he gets really messed up on drugs and the male protagonist makes out with him and he barfs up a vampire.
The movie kind of goes off the rails after that but it was pretty good 8/10 would watch again.



Thankyou for this. I shall be streaming this on my discord audience tonight!

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

the sheer amount/quality of bazoomies in lifeforce would be formative to anyone at any age. for me it was that movie and susanna hoffs winking in the walk like an egyptian music video that made me the shifty lecher i am today

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

zedprime posted:

Least weasel.
they're super cool, I set a trap in my attic to catch a squirrel that was up there and it caught this guy instead, probably got in the same way the squirrel did. Just super chill, casually, methodically checking for any way to escape. And the moment I opened the trap outside he crossed my entire yard to the forest edge within about 4 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emYrekO2YeI&hd=1

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Did I miss vampire chat or can I talk about LIFEFORCE?

It's about astronauts finding a spaceship in Halley's Comet and finding a big booby naked lady aboard and big booby naked lady turns out to be an energy vampire and turns people into awesome shriveled screaming zombies and Patrick Stewart is in it but he gets really messed up on drugs and the male protagonist makes out with him and he barfs up a vampire.
The movie kind of goes off the rails after that but it was pretty good 8/10 would watch again.



Man, I kinda miss that era of filmmaking. Some writer would go "Hey I got this movie about space vampires. It's mostly about this lady space vampire running around naked and killing everyone by draining their life force". And then some studio exec on an unfathomable amount of cocaine would go "Sounds good to me, here's 25 million dollars, have fun!"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Perestroika posted:

Man, I kinda miss that era of filmmaking. Some writer would go "Hey I got this movie about space vampires. It's mostly about this lady space vampire running around naked and killing everyone by draining their life force". And then some studio exec on an unfathomable amount of cocaine would go "Sounds good to me, here's 25 million dollars, have fun!"

I think Frank Zappa once made an observation that in the music industry, execs used to be some old rich dudes who had no idea what people wanted to hear, knew their limits, and just signed the craziest out there musicians in hopes one of them will succeed. A lot of modern music industry higher-ups, on the other hand, think they are hip and with it, and on the mission to shape public taste, so they let their own taste dictate whom to to sign. He said it ages ago, but it's definitely still true for movies. There are more good movies in general made now than 30 or 40 years ago, mind, but it's harder to make a big studio movie that's really out there. Well, it's harder to make any film now due to strikes, but you know what I mean.

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Paladinus posted:

There are more good movies in general made now than 30 or 40 years ago, mind

I'd be interested to know what makes you come to this conclusion

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Flakey posted:

I'd be interested to know what makes you come to this conclusion

I watch films?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Paladinus posted:

I watch films?

and lie about their quality compared to the 80s?

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Great I can't wait to read this 5 page debate about what percentage of movies is worse and there were no bad movies in the 80s those are just "B" movies why no I don't know what the B stands for

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
There's a lot of easily accessible good movies today if you ignore the blockbusters. Probably more than ever, given that it's easier to make and distribute a movie than it used to be. The same goes for music.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Movies? Heh, I don't even own a cineplex

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

projecthalaxy posted:

and lie about their quality compared to the 80s?

There are more movies made now full stop. I don't know if the percentage of good movies is better or whatever, but in terms of sheer numbers? Come on.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

There are only two good movies, Alien (the movie), and Aliens (the movie).

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Alien 3 is good and I will hear no counter arguments. :colbert:

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008

Indecisive posted:

Great I can't wait to read this 5 page debate about what percentage of movies is worse and there were no bad movies in the 80s those are just "B" movies why no I don't know what the B stands for

The B is for Baller

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

dialhforhero posted:

Alien 3 is good and I will hear no counter arguments. :colbert:

David Fincher's finest work. Truly his masterpiece.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Indecisive posted:

Great I can't wait to read this 5 page debate about what percentage of movies is worse and there were no bad movies in the 80s those are just "B" movies why no I don't know what the B stands for

B is short for Bee

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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Bee Movie is not a play on the term b-movie because the movie stars Jerry Seinfeld, Renée Zellweger, Matthew Broderick, John Goodman, Patrick Warburton, and Chris Rock - hardly a b-tier cast.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
1. Jerry Seinfeld sucks poo poo (this isn't relevant)
2. Self deprecating humor exists

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

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It was an argument a goon was sincerely making many many years ago that stuck with me.

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