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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > 2023 World Cup - Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!
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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Enjoying that the Spanish queen and princess are just sitting metres apart for no apparent reason

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CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
I was in the bathroom, why did they change her shorts?

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

skasion posted:

You must leave the field to put on new pants?

If you spend 10 minutes down on the ground bleeding on them, yes.

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

skasion posted:

You must leave the field to put on new pants?

also for the medical attention I believe

here's your Terry Butcher image if they wind up winning too

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


 Honestly cannot work out what counts as a foul in this tournament

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Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive

Thanks Ants posted:

https://i.imgur.com/isIPl93.mp4

https://twitter.com/time_novelist/status/1693224382837989631?s=20

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Laffo that that wasn’t a foul

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

CubanMissile posted:

I was in the bathroom, why did they change her shorts?

blood, presumably

also how is that not a foul on James?

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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

 Ref!!

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Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

 It's like England are reading the game 10 seconds behind and refusing to change plan.

Like that cross just now, the player runs back out of the penalty area then the ball is crossed to where she used to be.

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Bourricot
Aug 7, 2016

harperdc posted:

also how is that not a foul on James?

did someone step on her back?

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


 You need a mental goalie, which is why we have stuck with Pickford

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 Come on ref, that's 100% a foul

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2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

 The players are more interested in playing the ref than the game.

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Got to love the new rules being ‘warning eyes signal’ replacing ‘clear yellow card’ in the game

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 There are going to be 18 minutes of stoppage time at this rate.

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whostolemyhat
Jan 15, 2014

 Well, I can see how the next ten minutes are going to be spent

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Total Meatlove posted:

Got to love the new rules being ‘warning eyes signal’ replacing ‘clear yellow card’ in the game
Yeah that was a lol. It’s a clear professional foul

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Cool, the “long free kick from halfway” stage

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Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

 Feels like an England goal is coming but they might run out of time first.

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 I hope the ref adds 20 minutes on

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
 stop whining you cunts

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 Spain going to cheat their way to the final whistle

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Am I nuts or are England 1-0 down in a World Cup final and have no striker on the field

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

skasion posted:

Am I nuts or are England 1-0 down in a World Cup final and have no striker on the field

Lauren Hemp is a striker, sort of

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2Fast2Nutricious
Oct 4, 2020

 England playing for England? love it

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
lol bottle job

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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

 Even subs are becoming a clowncar situation

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mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
That's a second yellow Shirley

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Dell_Zincht posted:

Spain going to cheat their way to the final whistle

the shithousery has ratcheted up

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Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

 feel like we need 20 minutes of added time here

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 Parduello should be off there

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Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
It’s the Spanish Sahara, the place that you wanna leave the horror here.

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Comedy option is ref goes for 3 minutes added time

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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Dell_Zincht posted:

Parduello should be off there

Yeah she’s fucken lucky as

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Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

Dell_Zincht posted:

Parduello should be off there

I know we're generally at the whining at the ref stage but kicking the ball away is a yellow literally anytime else in the match except now.

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 13!

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mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
Geddin

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

 13 minutes on the board

loving hell

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 13 MINUTES

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