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moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
Poor Beef is too much a slave to Rules and Consequences

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Beef is stuck in the paradigm that being in trouble is a real idea.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



well yeah, he's not rich like ray is

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


felt that one a bit

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Zereth posted:

well yeah, he's not rich like ray is

Actually he is, he just has an arrangement with Ray that lets him live like he's still poor. His brain can't handle having means and security.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


nothing too high-falutin', just a simple health insurance plan where like when he dies they put him in a coffin

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

World War Mammories posted:

nothing too high-falutin', just a simple health insurance plan where like when he dies they put him in a coffin

Who does he think he is, putting on such airs!?!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Party Boat posted:

Goons help me where ohnorobot has failed: where is the strip where Ray and Teodor are playing golf (in a scenario where they're strangers) and Ray excuses his lovely play by saying he let scientists chop his dick off. It ends with BEST FRIENDS FOREVER or something

I found it!

https://achewood.com/2008/09/10/title.html

Perfect Friends
If she is a down girl, she will eat DUDEMEAL.
We can enjoy this thirty nine dollar bottle of six dollar wine with it!

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

every time I see DUDE WIPES in a store, my brain appends "a special wipe for DUDES"

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


The lost strip posted today makes me sad that we didn't get "a plastic grocery bag bursting with ground beef and Schlitz" as a descriptor for Lyle earlier.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

every time I see DUDE WIPES in a store, my brain appends "a special wipe for DUDES"

Last year I got a Xmas card from a friend and instantly thought of "is this friend's arrest" even though I've never been the type to worry too much about masculinity (at least not past high school)

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Jjargabøt, The Fun Syrup for Children.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
You know what I think I prefer Text Lyle to Drawn Lyle. Drawn Lyle never gets to talk about James Hilton.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
'Boastful Huguenot' sounds like it would have a man in an old timey hat on the label and be 190-proof pure grain alcohol.

Strange Cares
Nov 22, 2007



Lyle gets so much depth and humanity in the blogs. The emotion eyes strip I think was the first time it's bled over into the comics.

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer
I am fine

Pattonesque
Jul 15, 2004
johnny jesus and the infield fly rule
"Roast Beef you are a one-man Mexican standoff" is some real peak Achewood

A Single Sphink
Feb 10, 2004

COMICS CRIMINAL

I'm in those last few panels and I do not like it.

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
Hot Roast Beef and his Lyle Lovett-looking rear end would be a true menace

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pattonesque posted:

"Roast Beef you are a one-man Mexican standoff" is some real peak Achewood

I hit that sentence and knew with absolute certainty that we'll still be saying it to eachother ten years down the line

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
i roll red meat wide! i aint gonna get sick with nothin! lungs like a dyson, alveoli like a tree!

GigaPeon
Apr 29, 2003

Go, man, go!
Driving through central Illinois, I saw a dispensary with this guy as a mascot.



I just had to do a thing.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
I get more of a Red Meat vibe from that Abe, but that works.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

All weed in his hat, indeed

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

New strip up!

"Let him go" caught me completely off guard

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
Nice Pete has such an ingenuous and chilling view of the world.

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.


I guess Hajul finally gave Nice Pete that driver.

God, today's strip was already good but the last panel just knocked it out of the park.

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer
I don't believe Nice Pete has worked with an accomplice before?

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone
I guess you could consider Pat an accomplice when Nice Pete was first introduced and they escaped prison together

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Look at ME!
Look at the Genius!

https://i.imgur.com/SOs43FD.mp4

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

https://youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

moot the hopple posted:

I guess you could consider Pat an accomplice when Nice Pete was first introduced and they escaped prison together

How the heck did they get out of prison?





Prison is supposed to be a really hard place to get out of. :thunk:

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

Prison is supposed to be a really hard place to get out of. :thunk:

so's hell

moot the hopple
Apr 26, 2008

dyslexic Bowie clone

Nice Pete posted:

He was a candidate for death and his campaign looked to be going well.

Getting another glimpse of Nice Pete's haunting perspective from an assetbar archive piece that just got posted.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Jerusalem posted:

How the heck did they get out of prison?





Prison is supposed to be a really hard place to get out of. :thunk:

You can do whatever you want in life.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

zetamind2000 posted:

You can do whatever you want in life.

But what if I get in trouble!?!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

But what if I get in trouble!?!

Being in trouble is a fake idea.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Angry_Ed posted:

Being in trouble is a fake idea.

Offer not valid for people who like Hanna-Barbera better than Disney

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Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

I slowly go insane about this but I swear upon high, there is a Nice Pete story lost to time where he headbutts a park ranger and then shoves a tamale down his throat and crams another in his rear end.

This is probably the 7th time I've brought it up but I feel like I'm describing a hallucination at this point.

e: It was this story, it's just missing the first half.

Scags McDouglas fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Aug 20, 2023

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