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verbal enema posted:Wish I had a holographic cat girl don't believe their lies, it's just a flat projection on a transparent slice of glass. it's not even holographic.
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ymgve posted:don't believe their lies, it's just a flat projection on a transparent slice of glass. it's not even holographic. nooooo
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Vulpine Complex posted:They're all crypto-grifters and want Musk to reference Doge in any way so number go up and people stop laughing at them for losing money to a dog meme coin. Didn't it tank the last time he mentioned it on snl
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One of the things that I have learned from every parent that I know is having children is awful.
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gschmidl posted:No, that was SNL. That's what inspired the prompt and I couldn't find it so I made a new one 
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pixaal posted:That's what inspired the prompt and I couldn't find it so I made a new one lmao
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verbal enema posted:Wish I was a catgirl word, same
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pixaal posted:That's what inspired the prompt and I couldn't find it so I made a new one Look at this pig's huge rear end in a top hat
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pixaal posted:That's what inspired the prompt and I couldn't find it so I made a new one This new voice actor for Mario sucks
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"Having children is incredibly fulfilling" - My sister-in-law texting on a Friday night having locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of wine to get away from her children.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Didn't it tank the last time he mentioned it on snl Yeah but it also got a bump when the app logo was changed to the doge meme for April 1st. Also they're crypto-grifters, so they're not exactly brain geniuses.
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holtemon posted:lol quote:The manual makes it clear that not all Model Y cars come with a manual release for the rear seats. For those that do, it is located in the rear doors' pockets. How on Earth is this car street legal? Imagine being in a car that's on fire or flooding. You might have useful consciousness measured in seconds. If you're in the back of a Model Y, in order to live, you must: 1. Pray that the owner didn't cheap out and the rear doors have manual release at all. 2. Remove the mat from the rear door pocket. 3. Press a red tab to reveal the release cable 4. Pull the release cable. If you're panicking and the car is quickly filling with smoke or water, how the gently caress are you supposed to do this?! Why cover vital emergency controls with a mat? Why not have the red tab just be the emergency release and get rid of the extra cable step? William Bear fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Aug 21, 2023 |
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Three Olives posted:"Having children is incredibly fulfilling" - My sister-in-law texting on a Friday night having locked herself in the bathroom with a bottle of wine to get away from her children. lol 
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Vulpine Complex posted:Yeah but it also got a bump when the app logo was changed to the doge meme for April 1st. Also they're crypto-grifters, so they're not exactly brain geniuses. April 3rd*
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verbal enema posted:Wish I was a catgirl
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E the Shaggy posted:a.) They're the most racist country on Earth, which is quite the achievement in the face of the US, and they refuse to enact more leniant immigration policies to fix this. The US will always be more capitalist than racist which is why we let in so many more immigrants than pretty much everywhere else.
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I love how Canada has decided that the answer to problem 1 is to stop all immigrants from coming into the country and that will somehow magically make housing prices fall.
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Ronan Farrow wrote something about Musk. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/08/28/elon-musks-shadow-rule
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nine-gear crow posted:I love how Canada has decided that the answer to problem 1 is to stop all immigrants from coming into the country and that will somehow magically make housing prices fall. Are you talking the whole country or just Skippy Fuckface and his weak rear end attempts to bring Republican brand populism to the Tories and the brain dead cadre of Premiers who share one braincell between them parroting his garbage?
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Three Olives posted:One of the things that I have learned from every parent that I know is having children is awful. Just do the Elon method: Continuously have unprotected sex with people working for you, see said children once a year on Christmas on a lovely Zoom call and/or for photo opps, and when one of them disowns you for being a bigoted monster, shrug your shoulders and say, verbatim mind you, “can’t win em all!”
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deoju posted:Ronan Farrow wrote something about Musk. "We put the stupidest man in the world in charge of everything vital to our continued operation as a society." "oh no."
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E the Shaggy posted:Just do the Elon method: ew sex no elon uses IVF
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E the Shaggy posted:Just do the Elon method: He doesn't do sex though lol just IVF and surrogates But then he does this after taking over Twitter quote:Just two days before the new year, current and former employees were informed via email that a benefit covering up to $80,000 in lifetime costs related to various fertility-related needs and treatments, along with the costs of adopting children, was being reduced to a maximum of $40,000, according to emails seen by Insider.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Can we at least slow down destroying the ecosystem so these kids have a planet worth living on? I really don't think Elon Musk cares about global warming as much as he claims to for exactly this reason. His stupid population obsession ignores the fact that all ecosystems have a carrying capacity and while we're probably not anywhere close to earth's its also hard to know for sure and subject to change if, hypothetically, we are locked into some sort of large scale environmental change. Good thing nothing like that is happening.
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Arc Hammer posted:Are you talking the whole country or just Skippy Fuckface and his weak rear end attempts to bring Republican brand populism to the Tories and the brain dead cadre of Premiers who share one braincell between them parroting his garbage? I mean it is easy sometimes to mistake r/canada and its teeming horde of racist fucks as representative of all of actual IRL Canada, but then you see those polls where Fascist Millhouse is in majority government territory and you just go 
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Can't imagine why noted CSAM fan Elon Musk, friend of Ghislaine Maxwell, would want there to be more children.
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William Bear posted:How on Earth is this car street legal? Imagine being in a car that's on fire or flooding. You might have useful consciousness measured in seconds. If you're in the back of a Model Y, in order to live, you must: it's a design thing you plebs tesla is 𝔸𝔼𝕊𝕋ℍ𝔼𝕋𝕀ℂ (please pay no attention to randomly misaligned panels and bits and pieces sticking out by a quarter inch or more)
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William Bear posted:How on Earth is this car street legal? Imagine being in a car that's on fire or flooding. You might have useful consciousness measured in seconds. If you're in the back of a Model Y, in order to live, you must: You won’t care. From the lack of oxygen obviously.
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ryde posted:I really don't think Elon Musk cares about global warming as much as he claims to for exactly this reason. Yeah, but if you kill off most of the nonwhite population except for however many slaves you need, there's a lot more room for the white population, and that's what he wants.
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If there are still bsky invites going around, I wouldn't mind one.
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...! posted:Note centrist Elon Musk, ladies and gentlemen Looks like Musk is bored with DeSantis. On to the next shiny new thing! And just looking at number 10 on that list - "The U.S. Constitution is the strongest guarantor of freedoms in history." Yeah, sure, save for the part at the beginning where it was okay with a lot of people being actual, literal slaves. IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Aug 21, 2023 |
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Non Compos Mentis posted:no ones loving in greenland? They are a Danish colony, so they get hosed on the regular. The Danes treat Greenlenders worse than refugees - and Denmark is the most racist country in Western Europe (Also only banned bestiality in 2005 because the tourism was embarrassing Also also made making CSAM legal between 1968-1980 by accident)
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kazil posted:carefully remove the 18 bolts Yeah you wouldn't want to crack the window by exiting your flaming death trap too quickly
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It is because it is white supremacy It is not that population decline is an issue It's that white supremacists think that white, anglo-saxon population decline compared to other races is an issue and this is how they dog whistle to each other Elon Musk thinks there is a white population crisis.
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Just like the captain of a ship, you're expected to die with your Tesla
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deoju posted:Ronan Farrow wrote something about Musk. “ He later transferred to the University of Pennsylvania, graduating with degrees in economics and physics.” Great work Ronan
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Scratch Monkey posted:
"We are the last light in the darkness" yep things are good, going super well at Exxe dot con
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anyone post elon high off his tits yet? https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwLi59fLsa1/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==
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