[tirp] Yeah I can vouch for oats in meaty loafs [RIP Crusader]

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

lol I'm sure this will be scrupulously enforced

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/08/21/trump-georgia-bond-election-2020/

The bond agreement � known as a consent bond order � sets strict rules for Trump�s release. Trump is not allowed to communicate with witnesses or co-defendants about the case, except through his lawyers, and he is barred from intimidating witnesses or co-defendants. He is also forbidden from making any �direct or indirect threat of any nature against the community or to any property in the community,� including in �posts on social media or reposts of posts� by others on social media.

�The defendant shall perform no act to intimidate any person known to him � to be a co-defendant or witness in this case or to otherwise obstruct the administration of justice,� the agreement says.

he does this every day hahah

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Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

I personally find chess to be extremely useful in real life.

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SomethingBeautiful: Oct 22, 2008; Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

he's gonna offer to pay for everyone's bail at the courthouse then slip out the back, works every time

# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:54

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

is this song about working class struggles

# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:55

tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kcXLnMCo2o

# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:56

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/dKzh5ZR.mp4

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titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

tacodaemon posted:

the things you learn from internet transphobes

"All pornstars are trans" and "we must investigate pornography for trans" seems like a specific rabbit hole some people really want to go down

# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:57

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

apparently he's some SoCal oddball called "Richie the Barber"

https://www.richiethebarberco.com/

Loving the pixelated cutout letters on his book cover.

# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:58

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Glumwheels posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1693712419380433349

eat poo poo Youngkin

the worst part is the hypocrisy

# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:58

CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

i am harry posted:

that’s Jesus if I’m not mistaken

Lol

# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:59

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Der Meister posted:

the 14th amendment doesn’t require a conviction but will also just be ignored so

how can you say definitively if he was or wasnt insurrecting without a conviction

# ? Aug 21, 2023 21:59

kaleedity: Feb 27, 2016

im glad donald trgbopmn and waka flocka flame share the same lawyer

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Dr. VooDoo: May 4, 2006

the religious leaders going down makes when you recall evangelical pastors starting to sweat because their congregations are getting mad at them for preaching �liberal talking points� because they discussed the sermon on the mount. I think my favorite is the pastor telling one of the hogs it�s a literal word of Jesus to turn the other cheek and being told in response Jesus�s teachings don�t work anymore. Whoops I sacrificed my congregation to a golden calf because of abortions and LGBTQ people. I wonder if the bible talks about leading people astray from god as a bad thing?

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

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Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

emfive posted:

I mean an A-Bomb movie would be good if there were a "shoot from the hip" general and a team of rag-tag scientists trying to convince the President or somebody, "Hey man, we need to blow up the Japanese!" and the President said "No, no, for the final time no!!" and they just worked and worked on scheme after scheme, until finally in a breakthrough moment the A-Bomb they developed in secret becomes vitally important, and they "High Five!!" and then blow up Japan, and get medals while trumpets play and they smile at each other

now that would be a movie

!!! Now THAT'S a Movie! :hfive:

Except...
They made this movie already! Kubrick!! :argh:

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:05

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

tacodaemon posted:

check it out this evangelical guy has a tattoo of GG Allin's brother/bandmate Merle on his left boob

https://i.imgur.com/2pgC1vS.mp4

Congrats on closing the case on Ramaswamy's hair ... uhh, formation

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:05

mazzi Chart Czar: Sep 24, 2005

euphronius posted:

is this song about working class struggles

Not really. It uses poor people the same way the news uses poor people.
It's poverty porn.

The argument the songs presents are: Rich people are rich; Poor people are poor; and Taxes are bad.
It never want to make the leap to say, tax the rich people, or use government to limit their power.

It's just a generic Libertarian song.

code:


Cover art for Rich Men North of Richmond by Oliver Anthony
Rich Men North of Richmond
Oliver Anthony


Rich Men North of Richmond Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day
Overtime hours for bullshit pay
So I can sit out here and waste my life away
Drag back home and drown my troubles away

[Pre-Chorus]
It's a drat shame what the world's gotten to
For people like me and people like you
Wish I could just wake up and it not be true
But it is, oh, it is

[Chorus]
Livin' in the new world
With an old soul
These rich men north of Richmond
Lord knows they all just wanna have total control
Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do
And they don't think you know, but I know that you do
'Cause your dollar ain't poo poo and it's taxed to no end
'Cause of rich men north of Richmond

[Verse 2]
I wish politicians would look out for miners
And not just minors on an island somewhere
Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat
And the obese milkin' welfare

[Verse 3]
Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds
Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds
Young men are puttin' themselves six feet in the ground
'Cause all this drat country does is keep on kickin' them down

[Pre-Chorus]
Lord, it's a drat shame what the world's gotten to
For people like me and people like you
Wish I could just wake up and it not be true
But it is, oh, it is

[Chorus]
Livin' in the new world
With an old soul
These rich men north of Richmond
Lord knows they all just wanna have total control
Wanna know what you think, wanna know what you do
And they don't think you know, but I know that you do
'Cause your dollar ain't poo poo and it's taxed to no end
'Cause of rich men north of Richmond

[Outro]
I've been sellin' my soul, workin' all day
Overtime hours for bullshit pay
About
This song bio is unreviewed

It's also an Appalachian coal miner song, but like renewable energies out pace coal in making energy.
So we don't need coal miners for that any more, but maybe for something else?

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Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/2tNBjO0.mp4

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titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

tacodaemon posted:

Funny enough, my dad has a 99 Dakota in impeccable shape. The only issue is some sort of leak in the ac coolant system thats too small to find

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:09

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

tacodaemon posted:

lmao

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Lpzie: Nov 20, 2006

anybody kissed Trump today?

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:11

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

tacodaemon posted:

check it out this evangelical guy has a tattoo of GG Allin's brother/bandmate Merle on his left boob

https://i.imgur.com/2pgC1vS.mp4

The observant will note he also has clown makeup tattooed on his face

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:11

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Vim Fuego posted:

The observant will note he also has clown makeup tattooed on his face

holy. poo poo he does

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

MY TRUCK LOSING ITS GAS I HAVE ALWAYS PUT THE GAS BACK IN

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:12

Red Baron: Mar 9, 2007; no lube anal fan

Plinkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2tNBjO0.mp4

lmao I know a smooth brain when I see one

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:12

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Plinkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2tNBjO0.mp4

dont doxx me

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:14

19 o'clock: Sep 9, 2004; Excelsior!!!

just pass a law that says it's illegal to prosecute anyone for anything while they are campaigning you big babies.

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Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Trumps gonna be pissed he has to pay the $200k lmao

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:14

Buddykins: Feb 12, 2011; stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Glumwheels posted:

Trumps gonna be pissed he has to pay the $200k lmao

so many big macs are going to be thrown against the wall

# ? Aug 21, 2023 22:15

emfive: Aug 6, 2011; Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

for real a little while ago some dude doing electrical work in Austin was killed by some kind of stinging insect swarm, people could not get him down from where he was for reasons, seems like that would suck a lot

he was not doing something loving stupid like attacking a wasp nest with insecticide.

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Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Ben Nerevarine posted:

I think my favorite part of Oppenheimer was when Robert Downey Jr. is interrogating Opp in an open congressional hearing and he says to him, �You named it the Manhattan Project and yet your work was not based on Manhattan. That�s curious to me, Dr. Genius PhD.�

Well, Oppenheimer, I made it, despite your directions... :dudsmile: