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Strong Sauce posted:If you want to read that Musk article on the New Yorker Jesus, that is a wild ride. Every time you think that article can't possibly make Elon sound any weirder, it does.
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I loved my SSRIs when I took them years ago. I just wish someone warned me about the diarrhea
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Aug 22, 2023 07:59
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Molten Llama posted:Jesus, that is a wild ride. Post your favorite clips
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Aug 22, 2023 08:07
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lol Pentagon officials said Musk admitted to talking to Putin. Musk denied it. When I believe Pentagon Officials more than the other side. LMAO This is what the right wanted though. After years and years of privatization, the State now relies on Musk for a bunch of stuff
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Aug 22, 2023 08:08
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Remember back in the day when politicians said privatization would make government services more efficient and cost less to run, and some people actually believed them. lol.
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Strong Sauce posted:lol Pentagon officials said Musk admitted to talking to Putin. Musk denied it. Why do you think so many of these psychos like Putin's Russia?
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grittyreboot posted:I loved my SSRIs when I took them years ago. I just wish someone warned me about the diarrhea ive been on a bunch of different ssris and snris over the years and ive never had that as a side effect wtf i think id prefer my dick not working to that
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Aug 22, 2023 08:40
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Lexapro gave me real extreme and risky flatulence for like 2 weeks.
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Aug 22, 2023 09:06
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I knew he was on a cocktail of upper, it's probably not only ketamine but a bunch of other meds. It's pretty obvious the guy barely sleeps.
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Aug 22, 2023 09:11
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No time for sleep, only time for work!!! and by work I mean endlessly scrolling through Not-Twitter to make sure no one is saying mean things about me 
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Aug 22, 2023 09:16
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Longterm K use also fucks up your bladder big time by giving you cystitis. So there's that to look forward to.
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Aug 22, 2023 10:02
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(346,000,000,000 user seconds/354,000,000 active users)/60=16,2 minutes per user. Or 4 million nerds spending 24 hours on the platform. Also bots That's not very impressive re medicine: I'm using lamictal for my chronic depression. It's really a drug to prevent epileptic seizures, but it also prevents me wanting to spend all my waking hours under a blanket in the fetal position
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Aug 22, 2023 10:09
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Necrothatcher posted:Longterm K use also fucks up your bladder big time by giving you cystitis. He is probably getting checked by a doctor(s) often, they probably make him a drug cocktail of upper and not only ketamine. Also dancing like a dunce is the least worst thing he could do, in fact I wish he would do that more often and stop twitting, it would be better for everyone.
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Aug 22, 2023 10:35
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:ive been on a bunch of different ssris and snris over the years and ive never had that as a side effect wtf It's got a 16% chance of happening, according to the studies! It's not always like "augh making GBS threads myself all the time" diarrhea, it can be just "my poops are not solid."
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dr_rat posted:Remember back in the day when politicians said privatization would make government services more efficient and cost less to run, and some people actually believed them. Sometimes in casual conversation I've mentioned why the gently caress does private insurance exist, especially in situations where it's compulsory and just get blank stares
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Aug 22, 2023 10:38
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I'm going to keep deadnaming Twitter forever. Elon doesn't believe in trans rights, he should understand. I'm not being disrespectful, I'm just calling it by its proper name!
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Jet Jaguar posted:Between the ketamine use and offering horses to people so they'll give him a handy... Have we thought that maybe our special boy IS a horse? That's just how you say it with a Suth Effrikun eksent.
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Can everyone stop being rude about ketamine please, it’s one of the most fun drugs on the planet and if you haven’t tried it you’re seriously missing out. Just don’t go on too crazy a bender or do it multiple days in a row or your bladder gets all full of crystals and stops working.
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Stex T posted:You ever met a depressed horse? Maybe not, but I’ve seen a few with long faces
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"They were running it by advertisers, who didn't like it, but it's happening." Well that's one way to sum up a lot of the changes over the last few months. Some of his decisions have kind of made sense, but this one and the block one are just....baffling. At least some of his early changes had the backing of idiot tech enthusiasts and chuds. These ones however seem to please literally no one but Musk himself. Edit: Yeah, it literally is just him: https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1693852942942470396 
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Aug 22, 2023 11:23
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This is such an absurdly stupid decission that it's impressive anyone would think of doing that. It's really hard to come up with something so creatively awful. Hey Elon (yes of course you Google your name every few minutes) l have a grand new idea for you: Make every user send you a handwritten letter and use scans of those as the new personalized fonts. This will make X a truly intimate experience.
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Aug 22, 2023 11:38
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We need the ultimate petty act of adding a community note correcting his spelling.
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Jakabite posted:Can everyone stop being rude about ketamine please, it’s one of the most fun drugs on the planet and if you haven’t tried it you’re seriously missing out. Just don’t go on too crazy a bender or do it multiple days in a row or your bladder gets all full of crystals and stops working. The Elon Effect means Ketamine loving sucks now and you're probably a crypto influencer for taking it, sorry I don't make the rules v  v
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Jakabite posted:Can everyone stop being rude about ketamine please, it’s one of the most fun drugs on the planet and if you haven’t tried it you’re seriously missing out. Just don’t go on too crazy a bender or do it multiple days in a row or your bladder gets all full of crystals and stops working. Musk's bladder not working would explain why he's such a pissbaby.
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What are Rogan's opinions on Ketamine? Just wondering if he had a part in this because it would be funny.
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yeah I'll take opinions on "esthetics" from the guy who came up with the cybertruck and who thinks a freeware Photoshop scratch brush on a black background makes for a good logo for your billion dollar company. Esthetics is my passion
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IBroughttheFunk posted:"They were running it by advertisers, who didn't like it, but it's happening." Well that's one way to sum up a lot of the changes over the last few months. Unnecessary need to clarify that this is an Elon idea imo.
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OneEightHundred posted:It also makes it easier to misrepresent what's in the article. Wouldn't this just make actual news sites far less likely to keep their accounts on his lovely website? Like that's literally one of the only reasons it still exists
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Aug 22, 2023 12:32
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I spend more user seconds browsing Amazon but you don't see them boasting about it lol
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Aug 22, 2023 12:40
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If you have Twitter open in a background Mozilla tab... that's user seconds baybee!
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I bet user-seconds is actually post-view-seconds, and the point of having more posts on screen is to have more simultaneous user-second clocks running per page load
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its probably a completely fabricated metric some survivor engineer came up with in a scramble to placate elon and he latched onto it
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Dancing Peasant posted:So are we at the Goldbelly phase of this speedrun or I dunno! Maybe?  Or is it the passed out at the office, next to pills and wine phase? 
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you can tell x.com is a thriving, vibrant site by the way elon likes or replies to the same half dozen accounts that post all day about how great the site is. also he is paying them tens of thousands of dollars to post there.
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Look all Elon has to do is say "no hot linking!!!!" and disable auto embeds requiring everyone to download images and videos and reupload them to twitter.
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thathonkey posted:its probably a completely fabricated metric some survivor engineer came up with in a scramble to placate elon and he latched onto it
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Elon has fought for whats right yet again (censoring headlines)
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