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More like………… loser-seconds
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Are they just taking how long it takes the server to render pages? So slower response time actually improves this metric? Like how they had a 5 second delay after clicking NYT links for a bit? That's 5 user seconds a click! Like just taking the SQL performance metric and using it backwards
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Aug 22, 2023 13:58
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Golden Bee posted:Post your favorite clips Gotta be this for me https://x.com/loloverruled/status/1693769405191086092?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg
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Aug 22, 2023 14:00
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not clicking an x.com link don't want a virus
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Aug 22, 2023 14:02
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A really funny aspect of the headline announcement is way back in the early days of social media some newspapers tried to sue Google to stop them sharing headlines in results, claiming it was breaking copyright. Here's a story for the young folk. As people moved towards aggregators and social media they stopped visiting the newspaper websites - they just got the headlines elsewhere and wouldn't read the article unless it was really enticing. Newspapers freaked over the lost ad revenue and this was one of the desperate acts they tried to stem the flow. I'm not sure when/if those that sued Google, etc realised that this was the new reality and preventing headlines from showing was worse for them, but it's hilarious that nearly 20 years later Musk is doing that voluntarily and some of the same press orgs are pushing back.
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Aug 22, 2023 14:02
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Jakabite posted:Can everyone stop being rude about ketamine please, it’s one of the most fun drugs on the planet and if you haven’t tried it you’re seriously missing out. Just don’t go on too crazy a bender or do it multiple days in a row or your bladder gets all full of crystals and stops working. The problem is not he is using upper, the problem is that he is always on it 24/7/365. That bound to distord your perception of reality and it's dangerous when it is affecting powerful people.
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Aug 22, 2023 14:06
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Aug 22, 2023 14:09
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Mozi posted:More like………… loser-seconds i just got thrown back from my monitor like marty with the speaker at the beginning of back to the future
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Aug 22, 2023 14:13
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Vichan posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1693484886663811280 These fancy reports are just what scientists tell Elon because saying "you're unfuckable" to his face results in being called a pedophile  kazil posted:ur not a real gamer if u dont know How can we be sure this is real Vivec and not fake Vivec? Do you have a CHIM detector or something? kazil posted:not clicking an x.com link don't want a virus  
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Aug 22, 2023 14:15
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There are lots of people whose job it is to click around analytics dashboards until they find one with a line going up and then sending company-wide emails about the exciting growth in… hmm let’s go with… “YoY lead engagement per organic channel”. Congrats everyone, especially to the leadership team, on our incredible YOYLEPOC! And the best X could come up with is “user-seconds”? It sounds fake, if you search for it there’s no results except people making fun of X on Reddit, and your mind instantly assumes that billions of seconds is intentionally obfuscating a less impressive amount of total minutes or hours. I know time-based metrics are real and measuring in seconds happens, but the way Elon uses it doesn’t sound right at all. I just can’t believe how stupid it all is.
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Aug 22, 2023 14:18
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Aug 22, 2023 14:18
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Aug 22, 2023 14:27
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Bleusilences posted:The problem is not he is using upper, the problem is that he is always on it 24/7/365. I think the ketamine thing is a bit of a red herring to be honest. I suspect he’s on adderall or coke or some new rich person drug. For one, K is a downer, not an upper. It also only lasts about half an hour, unless you get blasted, in which case you’ll be physically unable to type or particularly understand physical space or time any more. Even somewhat prolonged use (like if he’s even been doing a half g daily for the last month) permanently ruins your bladder and often necessitates having it taken out in a shockingly low amount of ketamine user seconds. It’s just not even vaguely feasible for ketamine to be his main thing that he’s using this much, or he’d already have needed life saving, permanently disabling surgery.
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Aug 22, 2023 14:31
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i dont doubt that hes done ket acid etc before but i think he mostly talks about them to sound cool and id bet anything his daily regiment is some prescription stimulant cocktail with cocaine sprinkled on top from time to time anyway k is fun stop associating it with elon... we need to dissociate
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Aug 22, 2023 14:34
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Stex T posted:You ever met a depressed horse? Horses are freaks who love taking drugs. Source: My grandpa had a strange habit of giving any horse he met a pinch of loose snus, and whenever we visited one of his rural horse-owning friends, the horses would be really excited to meet him and get their hit. 
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Aug 22, 2023 14:41
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TulliusCicero posted:Wouldn't this just make actual news sites far less likely to keep their accounts on his lovely website? to musk, the answer is "host the article on X, the everything app!!" completely disregarding that publishers would want to be in control of their articles and not have them subject to the whims of a boerbrained divorced guy
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Aug 22, 2023 14:47
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Aug 22, 2023 14:47
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kazil posted:you can tell x.com is a thriving, vibrant site by the way elon likes or replies to the same half dozen accounts that post all day about how great the site is. also he is paying them tens of thousands of dollars to post there. "X is the place to be!" he tells his handful of most devoted dickriders, while systematically dismantling every feature that makes the site useful and/or tolerable for the grand majority of users.
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Aug 22, 2023 14:50
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IBroughttheFunk posted:"They were running it by advertisers, who didn't like it, but it's happening." Well that's one way to sum up a lot of the changes over the last few months. For a guy so obviously obsessed with aesthetics, it's deeply hilarious that he doesn't know how to spell it.
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Aug 22, 2023 15:03
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thathonkey posted:i dont doubt that hes done ket acid etc before but i think he mostly talks about them to sound cool and id bet anything his daily regiment is some prescription stimulant cocktail with cocaine sprinkled on top from time to time
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Aug 22, 2023 15:05
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IBroughttheFunk posted:"They were running it by advertisers, who didn't like it, but it's happening." Well that's one way to sum up a lot of the changes over the last few months. Wow Musk is such a genius we just can't comprehend it. It's great for your site's engagement to build it so that people have to leave it constantly to engage with something.
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Aug 22, 2023 15:11
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Wonder what Elon could do to piss off sports twitter. Maybe you can only post scores but not to which game they are from.
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Aug 22, 2023 15:13
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Ouhei posted:For a guy so obviously obsessed with aesthetics, it's deeply hilarious that he doesn't know how to spell it. You don’t ever have to give musk the benefit of the doubt, but when I lived in Vancouver briefly I saw it spelled this way on lots of shady looking beauty salon signs, so it might be a Canadian thing? It always mildly annoyed me in a way that “parkade”, “toque” and “washroom” never did. E: quoted the wrong post
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Aug 22, 2023 15:14
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temple posted:Anyone talking about drugs openly is either high rn or a cop.
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Aug 22, 2023 15:14
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kazil posted:Wonder what Elon could do to piss off sports twitter. we're eerily close to it these dipshits turned off chronological post viewing - so extremely stale information is at the top of a person's profile feed. 
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Aug 22, 2023 15:16
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holy poo poo huge news for Musk
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Aug 22, 2023 15:17
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temple posted:Anyone talking about drugs openly is either high rn or a cop. apropos of nothing just wanted to mention im definitely not cia
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Shithouse Dave posted:You don’t ever have to give musk the benefit of the doubt, but when I lived in Vancouver briefly I saw it spelled this way on lots of shady looking beauty salon signs, so it might be a Canadian thing? It always mildly annoyed me in a way that “parkade”, “toque” and “washroom” never did. I think he's just confusing 2 different words. People who work at salons and the like are called estheticians.
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Aug 22, 2023 15:21
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Jakabite posted:Can everyone stop being rude about ketamine please, it’s one of the most fun drugs on the planet and if you haven’t tried it you’re seriously missing out. Just don’t go on too crazy a bender or do it multiple days in a row or your bladder gets all full of crystals and stops working. Everyone reacts differently to different drugs. For me, ket is super boring. Like half an hour to an hour of being zonked and useless with nothing interesting happening mentally. Acid, shrooms, mescaline, hell even a bunch of different RCs were all way more fun and interesting
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Aug 22, 2023 15:22
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thathonkey posted:apropos of nothing just wanted to mention im definitely not cia Everyone watch out he's high on secrete alien cia drugs rn.
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Aug 22, 2023 15:22
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musk should start doing just a bunch of acid and shrooms so he can start loving up in a more interesting way.
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Aug 22, 2023 15:24
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kazil posted:holy poo poo huge news for Musk He's just saying this to be an rear end in a top hat to trans people
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Aug 22, 2023 15:30
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kazil posted:holy poo poo huge news for Musk What a huge dumbfuck. What a catty, petty bitch.
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Aug 22, 2023 15:33
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Ouhei posted:For a guy so obviously obsessed with aesthetics, it's deeply hilarious that he doesn't know how to spell it. https://twitter.com/theymakemad/status/1693972582662381660
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Aug 22, 2023 15:37
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Mozi posted:More like………… loser-seconds Elon Musk: More like loser-seconds
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Aug 22, 2023 15:40
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Aug 22, 2023 16:02
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Ouhei posted:For a guy so obviously obsessed with aesthetics, it's deeply hilarious that he doesn't know how to spell it. "Esthetics" is the American spelling.
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Aug 22, 2023 16:09
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that's a bit too on the nose Elon
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Aug 22, 2023 16:12
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Looking into it
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Quality comments will always rise above, once you scroll past the people who paid to have their comments automatically rise above non-payers’.
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