PYF Memes: the jift that keeps on jivving

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Kheldarn posted:

It's so stupid.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 02:08

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# ? May 26, 2024 22:24

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Hyperlynx posted:

When I was little, I thought lots of things had a good version and an evil version. I thought the Beastie Boys were the evil version of the Beach Boys.

You were half right, but it's the other way around.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 02:24

fuckin breeders man: Mar 21, 2007

Hyperlynx posted:

When I was little, I thought lots of things had a good version and an evil version. I thought the Beastie Boys were the evil version of the Beach Boys.

I get that. I thought Shirley Temple-Black was the evil Shirley Temple

# ? Aug 23, 2023 03:05

Kazzah: Jul 15, 2011; Formerly known as
Krazyface; Hair Elf

# ? Aug 23, 2023 03:06

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Kheldarn posted:

You're not in the country if they don't look like this.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 04:03

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Always pick Reznor and peaches

# ? Aug 23, 2023 04:05

Boba Pearl: Dec 27, 2019; by Athanatos

Sockser posted:

# ? Aug 23, 2023 04:34

G-Spot Run: Jun 28, 2005

Biplane posted:

Always pick Reznor and peaches

If they haven't collabed they should get onto it.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 04:57

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

SpacePig posted:

You're not in the country if they don't look like this.

You might be thinking "but what if you're from part of the country that grows peaches?" but no, peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 05:14

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

Boba Pearl posted:

FLAWLESS VICTORY

# ? Aug 23, 2023 06:14

BaronVanAwesome: Sep 11, 2001; I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Glottis posted:

but no, peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man.

Where?

# ? Aug 23, 2023 07:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Boba Pearl posted:

The cottagecore crunchywave to redpilled pipeline is real, but people aren't really ready for the conversation.

An anti urbanist movement predicated on idolizing a glorious golden bygone age might not be on the up and up? I am shocked.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 07:19

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Where?

Heaven.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 07:20

Creature: Mar 9, 2009; We've already seen a dead horse

Hyperlynx posted:

When I was little, I thought lots of things had a good version and an evil version. I thought the Beastie Boys were the evil version of the Beach Boys.

My wife regularly has to ask me to explain the difference between the two. Sometimes I explain them backwards.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 07:23

Carbon dioxide: Oct 9, 2012

Glottis posted:

You might be thinking "but what if you're from part of the country that grows peaches?" but no, peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man.

A singular man? What's he called?

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:00

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Carbon dioxide posted:

A singular man? What's he called?

Trent Reznor. We've been over this.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:05

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

Carbon dioxide posted:

A singular man? What's he called?

THE man bro open your eyes bug peach has you in their clutches

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:08

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

SpacePig posted:

You're not in the country if they don't look like this.

there should be at least 10⁶ of them and they should be available at no cost.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:12

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

If yall're done quoting the song I'd like to get to the part where we beat up some ninjas

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:24

burexas.irom: Oct 29, 2007; I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Song? There's a song??

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:30

Talorat: Sep 18, 2007; Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

Shen Yun is Falun Gong propaganda, which is a Chinese cult that hates Communism.

My partner frequently plays in a orchestra at the same venue as a Shen Yun does their shows, and occasionally there will be some overlap. Apparently the Shen Yun performers are NOTORIOUS for stealing poo poo from the dressing rooms.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:32

Sally: Jan 9, 2007; Don't post Small Dash!

Glottis posted:

You might be thinking "but what if you're from part of the country that grows peaches?" but no, peaches come from a can.

They were put there... by a MAN! with a 'HOOK.'

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:34

Wee: Dec 16, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

The Chinese Govt and Falun Gong used to get along fine, but then the Falun Gong started getting weird and the Chinese Govt said can everyone in the Govt stop hanging around those guys and giving them your money from now on, thanks. And so Falun Gong got cranky started yelling The Govt Are Stealing Our Organs! Thats about it really.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 08:56

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Where?

In a factory in pre-Communist China.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 09:01

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

axolotl farmer posted:

there should be at least 10⁶ of them and they should be available at no cost.

Ok, but I've already claimed ownership.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 09:06

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

idk if this one is meant to indicate just that the person had never thought about it, or that they're now realising it's because of the KKK imagery, or if they knew it was because of the KKK imagery but that this is now troubling to them

# ? Aug 23, 2023 09:12

Bad Wolf: Apr 7, 2007; Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

CopperHound posted:

I made it to the last day then stopped. Now I'm on medication for depression.

Just balance it out by playing a happy, fun, relaxing game. Like Doki Doki Literature Club or something.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 10:44

Rubberduke: Nov 24, 2015

What is a can? A miserable pile if peaches!

# ? Aug 23, 2023 12:14

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Huh, so ong is the new frfr? How educational...

# ? Aug 23, 2023 12:47

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

on god has been comorbid with for real for a while now.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 12:48

crime fighting hog: Jun 29, 2006; I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Is deadass out

I liked deadass

# ? Aug 23, 2023 13:10

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

bike tory posted:

While listening to the latest episode of Unspooled I learned there's a whole Thin Oppenheimer thirst trap thing going on.

# ? Aug 23, 2023 13:15

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

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generatrix: Aug 8, 2008; Nothing hurts like a scrape

Takes No Damage posted:

# ? Aug 23, 2023 13:44

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

generatrix posted:

This is one of those gifs that still manages to impress me, esp for its age

# ? Aug 23, 2023 14:01

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/f2tG23e.mp4

# ? Aug 23, 2023 14:09

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Heath posted:

This is one of those gifs that still manages to impress me, esp for its age

Back in the day people would get gif avatars that had one slight animation every 90 seconds or something, so every once in a while you'd catch a glimpse of it and think you were going crazy :argh: