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(Thread IKs: TheSwizzler, STING 64)
 
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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
8 man wildcard let's go. Something to watch tomorrow morning

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

my victory tonight, goes out to bejor, and the prophets

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

bajor

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ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLrCF2NJug0


Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




ilmucche posted:

8 man wildcard let's go. Something to watch tomorrow morning

I am extremely jealous you beat me to Brass Bonanza.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Tonight is the biggest match of my career. I've already beat haha what, and metis is no threat to me. When the 1, 2, 3 happens the crowd will be cheering one word: Hollywood Namtab.


Then I'm coming for the baton.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdIv8nEJOkg

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Too late, Bejor's already got their hopes up.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

That DICK! posted:

my victory tonight, goes out to bejor, and the prophets

I'm sending some operatives from the Obsidian Order by before the match to give you a little... talking to.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

bring it in, guys! [The Prophets, The Q Consortium, the Travellers, Apollo, Armus, and Stavos Keniclius 5 come into the thread to give CrescentWrench a HUGE rear end whooping!]

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
LIVE with our Dark Match!

Imp Zone vs The Brigade

https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
still not sure what type of monster fits is so my approach is scattershot but i feel adequately prepared for tonight



Don't have anything prepared for the other women, but I don't need to for a bunch of dirt eating jobbers 😌





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
I couldn't drag W.T. Fits back into hell, may god have no mercy on the rest of you


Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
stay safe leraika😨





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

*long heavy sighs*

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer
The evidence will show my foot was on the ropes!

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




ddinkins posted:

*long heavy sighs*

:smith::respek::smith:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Crescent Wrench posted:

The evidence will show my foot was on the ropes!

mods please rename to, Socket Wrench

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
On Thursday Neon, CSPAM's Bastard Tetris will be in a Deathmatch against a killer from SAD

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Soyplex City isn't just a team. Win, lose, we don't give a drat.

We're here to share a vision so perfect that it will change your entire aura.

With that, we are proud to debut our theme music.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Also I really hope someone picks up the theme from Phantasm

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
BLOOD
RUNS
COLD

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010



freeze in foundation

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG


Ring of Dishonor Title Match
FilthyImp vs Shinjobi

Men's Eliminator Tournament Match
Jeremor vs Ohtori Akio

Crystal vs Hat
Verbal Enema vs Snooze Cruise

Women's Eliminator Tournament Match

WTF Its vs Leraika

Men's Eliminator Tournament Match
Kild vs Tarquinn

Faction War match - Non-title
Team Discovery Channel vs Malice and Gromit vs PSP Oildome (Mekchu and Suplex Liberace) vs Two For Hooking

Women's Eliminator Tournament Match
baka fwaka fwame vs malsangoroth

SAW Hardcore Flamewar Title Match - Extreme Rules
KungFuGrip vs Biosterous

DEATHMATCH

Bastard Tetris vs A Killer from SAD

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

rock the vote: respects our opponents, has two incredible matches

monster heels: tries to win by cheating but still loses, has the worst match of the night

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

TheSwizzler posted:



Crystal vs Hat
Verbal Enema vs Snooze Cruise

I gotta train tomorrow fuuuuuck

Shions of Qud





ddinkins
Sep 5, 2012

*longer heavier sighs*

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN
*climbs onto ring*

IM HERE TO REPRESENT GBS AND SEXY FIGHT

*trips over ropes and poops himself*

*has to be taken to hospital*

*dies from banging too many people on the way to the hospital*

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
im excited to get a hat. raku sometimes wears a hat.

verbal enema posted:

I gotta train tomorrow fuuuuuck

you are better off spending that time with friends and family. its going to be one of your last days on earth because im going to do a sling blade so good that your head rolls off!





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
You ain't getting poo poo bitch I loving guarentee that

Spend time counting the teeth you still have in your head because they will soon be distant memories.

And no you dont get them back I'm flushing them down the toilet after I piss on them

Shions of Qud





Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
goddamnit, I knew we should have spayed the anime nerds before letting them join the league.

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

verbal enema posted:

You ain't getting poo poo bitch I loving guarentee that

Spend time counting the teeth you still have in your head because they will soon be distant memories.

And no you dont get them back I'm flushing them down the toilet after I piss on them

https://voca.ro/12Kqz0F7bwpj





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

Ohtori Akio
Jul 15, 2022

lol

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Well done insetik. I can't believe after all these years it would be you who would put an end to me in a battle royale

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



lmao

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Lmao

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
Hit the bourbon and bong pretty hard after ny untimely departure from the ring last night. Long story short, missed most of the exciting events of the night (or at least, don't remember much and rather hope i wasn't doing any creative writing in that state). So down with guillotines that I lost my own head. I'll have to catch up tonight after work, wanna know how that deathmatch went.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I had some family stuff last night, someone hit me with an amusing and evocative summary of events, or at least my match!

Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

the match with glacier in it ended up not being the most glacial

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



Thank you for this press conference, I appreciate you. I just want to say a few things before any of yall's questions. First, all glory to football God, may his light touch every field. Secondly, now that we have finally gotten that first W, it's time to turn this season around and start playing up to this team's potential. We had to make some changes in practice, cause you practice like you play and you play like you practice, like Coach always say. We weren't giving 110% out there.

One of those changes is how we carry ourselves off the field. It's time to play SEC football. I don't care about being nice or good sportsmanship, we ain't got time for that. We gonna win. I am football, my life is football. I was born for the gridiron and I'll die with my helmet strapped. Anybody want to step onto the field against me and my team, they in for a hurting every snap. This is my warning to the league, I'm going to show you what big boy football is like for 4 whole quarters until the end of that whistle. This ain't two hand touch, bitch.

I apologize for my language, if there are any questions please direct them to Coach. Go cocks

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TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG

X JAKK posted:

*climbs onto ring*

IM HERE TO REPRESENT GBS AND SEXY FIGHT

*trips over ropes and poops himself*

*has to be taken to hospital*

*dies from banging too many people on the way to the hospital*

I do hope you bring the same flair to SAW that you bring to your hit youtube show

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