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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

AnimeIsTrash posted:

there is literally a "jump to recipe" button on all these websites
I trust those about as much as I trust x-1/x download buttons.

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

bedpan posted:

I'm still waiting for 31337Singles

31337Singles sire low ping bastards

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/08/28/elon-musks-shadow-rule

quote:

Musk wasn’t immediately convinced. “My inference was that he was getting nervous that Starlink’s involvement was increasingly seen in Russia as enabling the Ukrainian war effort, and was looking for a way to placate Russian concerns,” Kahl told me. To the dismay of Pentagon officials, Musk volunteered that he had spoken with Putin personally. Another individual told me that Musk had made the same assertion in the weeks before he tweeted his pro-Russia peace plan, and had said that his consultations with the Kremlin were regular. (Musk later denied having spoken with Putin about Ukraine.) On the phone, Musk said that he was looking at his laptop and could see “the entire war unfolding” through a map of Starlink activity. “This was, like, three minutes before he said, ‘Well, I had this great conversation with Putin,’ ” the senior defense official told me. “And we were, like, ‘Oh, dear, this is not good.’ ” Musk told Kahl that the vivid illustration of how technology he had designed for peaceful ends was being used to wage war gave him pause.

...

But Musk’s influence is more brazen and expansive. There is little precedent for a civilian’s becoming the arbiter of a war between nations in such a granular way, or for the degree of dependency that the U.S. now has on Musk in a variety of fields, from the future of energy and transportation to the exploration of space. SpaceX is currently the sole means by which nasa transports crew from U.S. soil into space, a situation that will persist for at least another year. The government’s plan to move the auto industry toward electric cars requires increasing access to charging stations along America’s highways. But this rests on the actions of another Musk enterprise, Tesla. The automaker has seeded so much of the country with its proprietary charging stations that the Biden Administration relaxed an early push for a universal charging standard disliked by Musk. His stations are eligible for billions of dollars in subsidies, so long as Tesla makes them compatible with the other charging standard.

In the past twenty years, against a backdrop of crumbling infrastructure and declining trust in institutions, Musk has sought out business opportunities in crucial areas where, after decades of privatization, the state has receded. The government is now reliant on him, but struggles to respond to his risk-taking, brinkmanship, and caprice. Current and former officials from nasa, the Department of Defense, the Department of Transportation, the Federal Aviation Administration, and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration told me that Musk’s influence had become inescapable in their work, and several of them said that they now treat him like a sort of unelected official. One Pentagon spokesman said that he was keeping Musk apprised of my inquiries about his role in Ukraine and would grant an interview with an official about the matter only with Musk’s permission. “We’ll talk to you if Elon wants us to,” he told me. In a podcast interview last year, Musk was asked whether he has more influence than the American government. He replied immediately, “In some ways.” Reid Hoffman told me that Musk’s attitude is “like Louis XIV: ‘L’état, c’est moi.’ ”

...

Perhaps the most revealing moment in the PayPal saga happened at its outset. In March, 2000, as the merger was under way, Musk was driving his new McLaren, with Thiel in the passenger seat. The two were on Sand Hill Road, an artery that cuts through Silicon Valley. Thiel asked Musk, “So what can this do?” Musk replied, “Watch this,” then floored the gas pedal, hit an embankment, and sent the car airborne and spinning before it slammed back onto the pavement, blowing out its suspension and its windows. “This isn’t insured,” Musk told Thiel.


The whole article is worth reading, but those are the highlights. I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the bolded.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Jazerus posted:

i think you'll find you're actually doing a woke by taking a knee in fenway park

It'd still be Fenway park if Fallout America spent more time worrying about China instead of worrying about their pronouns!!!!!

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
God if only it had landed a little worse the world would be so much better now

loving McLaren

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

Ham Equity posted:

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/08/28/elon-musks-shadow-rule

The whole article is worth reading, but those are the highlights. I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the bolded.

Man I live in the wrong timeline.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
One little twitch on the wheel and we'd have a couple less problems downrange here in 2023.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
cars that cost over $200,000 should be exempt from safety regulations due to their sophisticated drivers

Tendales
Mar 9, 2012
Nationalize Elon.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:

cars that cost over $200,000 should be exempt from safety regulations due to their sophisticated drivers

And overseen by the Spanish Space Program.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Tendales posted:

Nationalize Elon.

Homogenize Elon

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1693906805984800913?s=20
ThisIsFine.png

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Coolness Averted posted:

hmm not sure I see the jump to recipe button, better turn off scriptblock on this random shady site designed to extract any income it can from me

FFT posted:

I trust those about as much as I trust x-1/x download buttons.

:goofy:

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009


bidenomics

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007


you can also just click "print recipe" and it'll give you a printable version without all the garbage

skill issue

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I wouldn't blame the UK housing crisis on Biden, to be honest.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Paladinus posted:

I wouldn't blame the UK housing crisis on Biden, to be honest.

:goofy:

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Paladinus posted:

I wouldn't blame the UK housing crisis on Biden, to be honest.

i would

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Paladinus posted:

I wouldn't blame the UK housing crisis on Biden, to be honest.

I mean on the one hand the USA has hosed up the entire world, but on the other hand, the UK has been increasingly kicking themselves in the teeth and balls since at least Thatcher, but especially since Cameron.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Yeah of all the countries with problems in the last ~5 years, the US has prolly caused the UK the least of theirs

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Paladinus posted:

I wouldn't blame the UK housing crisis on Biden, to be honest.

if you don't blame the US for everything then you don't get your anti-imperialism credential

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
I blame capitalism

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Its time for the uk to rise above fifth rate vassal

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
The UK invented capitalism and amerikkka perfected it

BRJurgis
Aug 15, 2007

Well I hear the thunder roll, I feel the cold winds blowing...
But you won't find me there, 'cause I won't go back again...
While you're on smoky roads, I'll be out in the sun...
Where the trees still grow, where they count by one...
I have it on good authority that we should have come down from our human dens and smashed up up first money rocks shells or baubles. Smashed em good yep.

*Sincere caveman unga-bunga*

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Does the UK elect their own Prime Ministers or do they have to run it by the USA first like Australia does?

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Does the UK elect their own Prime Ministers or do they have to run it by the USA first like Australia does?

last time they elected a cabbage so probably

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

tokin opposition posted:

The UK invented capitalism and amerikkka perfected it

The Netherlands invented capitalism bitch.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Orange Devil posted:

The Netherlands invented capitalism bitch.

Stock market crashes are the flower of capitalism, not the whole thing

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


HallelujahLee posted:

Its time for the uk to rise above fifth rate vassal

that's what got the world into this mess in the first place!!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Give your brother a turn at piloting the sub, Stockton.

Stockton Crushed

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I hope he tried to shove it in his rear end first

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Does the UK elect their own Prime Ministers or do they have to run it by the USA first like Australia does?

I thought all three countries had their leaders picked by Rupert Murdoch.

HallelujahLee
May 3, 2009

Jazerus posted:

that's what got the world into this mess in the first place!!

fair point

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

ArmZ posted:

if you don't blame the US for everything then you don't get your anti-imperialism credential

:elon:

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Frosted Flake posted:

Amazon has gotten worse to the point where I can't find products I know I've bought from them before unless I know the exact name, size etc.

This is why comixology is nearly unusable now. Amazon bought them and then after firing the entire staff wanted to try and cross market as much as possible. So now when you’re in the app that only does comic books, you’ll get a bunch of kindle books in your library if you’ve ever bought an ebook in Amazon instead of just your comics and when you search for a comic to buy you’ll get kindle books mixed in as well as sponsored listings for not even e-reader poo poo like lamps and stuff. And this is after they had to change it because when they first merged it with the rest of their stuff searching like Spider-Man would return three pages of items you could buy before you even got to comics on page four

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1695987366622589090

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Of course! "Have money"!
Why didn't I think of that!?

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Number one money rule: have as much of it as possible

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

It's full of great advice

Get free college somehow

quote:

1. Don’t borrow for college. It’s far too risky and expensive. I don’t say this lightly. I’m a college professor. But you can get a fine education without mortgaging your future and potentially dashing your career plans.

It simply involves pursuing scholarships and applying to less expensive, if generally less prestigious, institutions.

Drop everything including your children and move to Texas or something

quote:

6. Your perfect home may be far cheaper several time zones away. Or it may be someplace with no state income tax, no state estate tax, and no state inheritance tax.

Yes, things are more complicated. Land values in New Hampshire may be higher in light of the state’s tax advantage. And the school system may be better in Massachusetts. But who knows? You may be childless and happy to live in a tall five-decker with no yard.

Gaslight yourself into genuinely enjoying the worst possible jobs

quote:

7. Choose jobs that everyone but you hates. All else being equal — skills, education and experience — people with unpleasant, nerve-racking, insecure, disturbing or financially risky jobs get paid more than people with the same skills working jobs with none of these drawbacks.

Just start your own business with all your extra money. Also monetize your hobbies. Suck all joy and happiness out of your life.

quote:

9. Consider working for yourself. I tell this to my students often. If you start the right business the right way, it will raise your remaining future earnings and provide unmatched job security.

If that sounds too risky, brainstorm ways to turn your hobby and interests into a side hustle.

Assume you will be divorced because you are a psychopath

quote:

13. If you do get married, count on getting divorced. It’s as likely as not. Protect yourself and the love of your life with a prenup.

Work until you die

quote:

16. Wait until age 70 to take Social Security retirement benefits. Retirees who wait to claim can get hundreds of dollars more each month than those who take benefits early.

Literally gamble on stocks

quote:

21. If you’re worried about downside risk, play the stock market like a casino.

Thanks!

quote:

Laurence J. Kotlikoff is an economics professor and the author of “Money Magic: An Economist’s Secrets to More Money, Less Risk, and a Better Life.” He received his Ph.D. in Economics from Harvard University in 1977. His columns have appeared in The New York Times, WSJ, Bloomberg and The Financial Times. In 2014, The Economist named him one of the world’s 25 most influential economists.

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