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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Friend posted:

What's it called when the duck who loves milkshakes isn't racist enough

https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1694073045667684724?s=20

Too many images to bother uploading so the main tweet is "Promoted algorithm boosted 'based' red beard hillbilly son guy was faking his accent and says diversity is our strength"
and the responses are
"and just like that he's done"
"And I'm out"
"This psyop is so over"
"The CIA's Milli Vanilli

CIA's Milli Vanilli is loving harsh, since I'm pretty sure he did actually sing the racist song.

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Please don't post your fetish pics.

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!
I listened to his lovely country song and I really didn’t understand in the first place why CHUDs latched onto it.

King Carnivore
Dec 17, 2007

Graveyard Disciple

Somebody is an amputee in this situation

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012

https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=347883

Pokemon Infinite Fusion is an incredible fan game, and if you have any love for the Red/Blue/Gold/Silver, you owe it to yourself to play it.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1693427698045976901

Nothin' in the rules about having other gods before God

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/The_Hellenist/status/1693427698045976901

Nothin' in the rules about having other gods before God

No other god before me, but after you can worship whomever else you like!

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


https://twitter.com/DewEnjoyer/status/1693861782337511565?s=20

This one's just such a happy little guy

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Ror posted:

> caulk the hatchback with anime stickers and float it

> The hatchback flooded & died in the middle of the intersection. You lose:
- 7 Funko Pops
- 3 bags of chips
- 86 cents in loose change
- an eighth of weed
- 2 cell phones

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Akratic Method posted:

No other god before me, but after you can worship whomever else you like!

When moses gets back you are so hosed

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

sebmojo posted:

Post twets plox

Cannot comply. There are no more tweets. Change the thread title.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dr. Clockwork posted:

I listened to his lovely country song and I really didn’t understand in the first place why CHUDs latched onto it.

I think the video more than the song is what set people off on both the left and the right. It was a lot of police fighting with protesters in large cities over the George Floyd murder.

Any Country music that respects the cops is bad country music in my opinion to begin with. It being a loving carpet bagger singing it is great.

Fake edit: I accidently typed "Country music" without the "O" and thankfully caught it before hitting post, but it was also funny enough to me I wanted to mention it.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Air Skwirl posted:

I think the video more than the song is what set people off on both the left and the right. It was a lot of police fighting with protesters in large cities over the George Floyd murder.

Any Country music that respects the cops is bad country music in my opinion to begin with. It being a loving carpet bagger singing it is great.

Unless I'm misunderstanding, there's two "chud anthems" in play here: Try That In A Small Town by Jason Aldean (who is actually from a large town :ironicat:) and Rich Men North of Richmond, by....uh, that redheaded dude. The George Floyd bit was from the former's music video, while the latter has...this as lyrics:

Lyrics posted:

I wish politicians would look out for miners
And not just minors on an island somewhere
Lord, we got folks in the street, ain't got nothin' to eat
And the obese milkin' welfare

Well, God, if you're 5-foot-3 and you're 300 pounds
Taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds

The redhead is now being accused of being a liberal plant, while Jason Alden is off somewhere not realizing the irony of being shot at by a mass murderer in Las Vegas while still screaming about the Second Amendment.

(Context for non-Americans: Jason Alden survived our deadliest mass shooting. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Las_Vegas_shooting#Attack)

Air Skwirl posted:

Fake edit: I accidently typed "Country music" without the "O" and thankfully caught it before hitting post, but it was also funny enough to me I wanted to mention it.

The other day at work I almost accidentally included "_____ Cunty" instead of "_____ County" in an email. After giggling like a teenager for a bit, I think stopped to feel relief at having caught it before I hit send. :stare:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

PostNouveau posted:

I doubt the dragonfly and butterfly would like that much either
That is explicitly not how to hold a butterfly, since touching their wings rubs their scales off and affects their ability to fly.

Also if you hold a crayfish like that it's going to reach up and pinch the hell out of you.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

What you really want to do is make sure you grab the animal through a portal.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Air Skwirl posted:

Fake edit: I accidently typed "Country music" without the "O" and thankfully caught it before hitting post, but it was also funny enough to me I wanted to mention it.

My dad had an album in his record collection called Taking the O Out of Country. I think it was a comedy album? But I never listened to it to know for sure.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I went to a butterfly enclosure at my local zoo. It was honestly super stressful. They were on almost every surface and I didn't want to move for fear of accidentally smashing a bunch of them.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

grittyreboot posted:

I went to a butterfly enclosure at my local zoo. It was honestly super stressful. They were on almost every surface and I didn't want to move for fear of accidentally smashing a bunch of them.

I wish you had, maybe our present would have turned out a lot better.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



They astroturfed the guy so badly and obviously when his song got into the charts he was credited as Oliver Anthony Music

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Don't look now but he has a new song trending on righty twitter

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Read After Burning posted:

The other day at work I almost accidentally included "_____ Cunty" instead of "_____ County" in an email. After giggling like a teenager for a bit, I think stopped to feel relief at having caught it before I hit send. :stare:

Former Australian PM Gough Whitlam posted:

When Sir Winton Turnbull [who represented a large rural seat], a slow and sometimes stumbling speaker, was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: "I am a Count–ry member". I interjected "I remember". Sir Winton could not understand why, for the first time in all the years he had been speaking in the House, there was instant and loud applause from both sides.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 04:05 on Aug 23, 2023

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

The only country album you need

https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDF38BE1830948913

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.



I prayed this was Ween and I was not disappointed. I play it for my mom every now and then, and she's always like "this is great, who is it?"

Then she hears Piss Up a Rope and she remembers and shakes her head.

Robert J. Omb
Dec 1, 2005
The 'J' stands for 'AAARRGH!'
Is “The CIA’s Milli Vanilli” too long for a username?

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Its so good

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Noper Q posted:

https://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=347883

Pokemon Infinite Fusion is an incredible fan game, and if you have any love for the Red/Blue/Gold/Silver, you owe it to yourself to play it.
and there's a thread on SA for it too!

Infinite fusion is the best pokemon game ever made and its not particularly close. It's also got some story beats that the Pokémon company WISH they had thought of like you control Red throughout the game, and one of the endgame quests is to investigate a temporal anomaly on a snowy mountaintop. You go there and are transported through time by that one Time-based Legendary pokemon(forget the name) to find yourself standing at the peak of the mountain, where someone is approaching you...it's Gold. You have been transported to be the final boss fight against Red in Gold/Silver. it's such a loving good twist

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi/status/1693843284550901880?s=20

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

10/10, the wife keeps sending me the videos this is lampooning so this hits close to home.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:supaburn:

https://twitter.com/fart/status/1694221745572749759?s=20

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

drat, hunted to extinction?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I am weirded out that MILF Hunter is based out of Annapolis. Wtf.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

kazil posted:

drat, hunted to extinction?

No, there are plenty in my area, and they all want to gently caress

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

finally a prey more dangerous than man


woman

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/YellowstoneNPS/status/1694019482283630624

Me playing valheim

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/SwannMarcus89/status/1694233478198448510?t=9amiUxy6IDDb9C4HpiIzkQ&s=19

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I wonder where she was smoking

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



pwned

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/wikivictorian/status/1694110195113480371?s=20

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Wisecrackin’ wives

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I misread that first one as "can Jew" and wondered what kind of old timey slang that meant.

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