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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

temple posted:

I think people acknowledge it was done after the fact. But the original video is what matters.

So clouds don't move, orb trails don't match, FPS between plane and orbs don't match, camera shakes but plane doesn't, clouds are low but the plane wouldn't fly at that height/speed, plane can't turn that fast at that speed, teleport pulls plane backwards, and teleport is 95% identical to a duke nuke'em octobrain/d1 flash/3DO Killing Time effect. Take your pick. I've read the metabunk thread on it too and they come from a different angle.

And the archive.org file got edited because someone posted a troll review which updated the xml but not the actual files. Just in case you heard that one.

The first video was the satellite videos not the thermal

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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Megillah Gorilla posted:

So, is there literally any poo poo from all the recent brouhaha that isn't "this guy is totally with the government and he's seeeeeeeen them!" or the same lovely photos and videos that were being made in the 70s, but now with Duke Nukem video effects?

The have released full frontal nude images of an alien. You can see the various butts and everything. I've seen them

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
the aliens are tripedal and have 3 butts

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

To be precise: it's one rear end, but multi dimensional. rear end Nr. 1 is in dimension 2 and rear end Nr.3 and 4 are in dimension 4 and the hell dimension

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

So, is there literally any poo poo from all the recent brouhaha that isn't "this guy is totally with the government and he's seeeeeeeen them!" or the same lovely photos and videos that were being made in the 70s, but now with Duke Nukem video effects?

Someone investigated the whistle blower and found out he's had a couple of mental health crises. This actually means there's a conspiracy against the whistle blower and aliens are 10,000% real now.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


So wait, was this an Autobot on fire or a Decepticon?

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Someone investigated the whistle blower and found out he's had a couple of mental health crises. This actually means there's a conspiracy against the whistle blower and aliens are 10,000% real now.

The reddit narrative is that the incredibly fake MH370 video they deluded themselves into getting duped by was actually a CIA disinformation campaign to discredit them. Presumably because the CIA is hyper focused on r/UFOs as a significant threat to national security.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
I've been in a sexual relationship with an alien for the past 6 months. Ama

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Outrail posted:

I've been in a sexual relationship with an alien for the past 6 months. Ama

yeah, why do you have “human fever”?

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

BoldFace posted:

Good news: Your son didn't die in a plane crash.
Bad news: He was most likely slain by a horde of Diablo 1 skeleton warriors.

Am I supposed to be ascared of a skeleton?! Skeletons aren't strong.

Skeletons ain't got no muscles at all.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

NoiseAnnoys posted:

yeah, why do you have “human fever”?

Our biology is mostly compatible and 80% of life forms have herpes it's not a big deal okay.

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo

Outrail posted:

I've been in a sexual relationship with an alien for the past 6 months. Ama

What's the capital of South Dakota?

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
its joever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMu187Et1qc

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
But I was told these videos would have been impossible to fake in the year 2014.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Bro you need assets from the 90s. You gotta time travel. Ergo aliens

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
can we at least gently caress the missing passengers from MH370?

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet

Rad-daddio posted:

can we at least gently caress the missing passengers from MH370?
chill, you are scaring the aliens

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

maybealabia posted:

What's the capital of South Dakota?

'Who gives a gently caress about South Dakota? What's the capital of *incomprehensible gibberish*? Idiot.'

*The alien equivalent of South Dakota, which they didn't know the capital of either.

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

Outrail posted:

Our biology is mostly compatible and 80% of life forms have herpes it's not a big deal okay.

Thanks I just shredded my dick off something fierce doing sex stuff with a silicon-based lady of the night. “Stick it in my glass-hole,” she tells me. I didn’t know she meant literally!! :rolleye:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Outrail posted:

I've been in a sexual relationship with an alien for the past 6 months. Ama

What's your secret to a healthy and stable human-alien relationship? Are there some mistakes you made that you think others can learn from?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What your alien's love language?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What your alien's love language?

Butt stuff

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

What your alien's love language?

Quantum Orgasms

Houle
Oct 21, 2010
It's (probably not) aliens had a bunch of hot takes on this whole thing.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5jvTh3yOVuX1YYAL3fgy0w?si=EH-OvPKxSq-mL5SMhbmI6g

I'll link it since I tend the more light hearted nature than the typical serious or crazy eyed takes.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Black Ops give people cancer.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Overdog posted:

Black Ops give people cancer.

Call of duty isn’t that bad.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

MarcusSA posted:

Call of duty isn’t that bad.

Stop lying to the people!

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
What are the next steps for the committee investigating Grusch’s claims?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

GABA ghoul posted:

What's your secret to a healthy and stable human-alien relationship? Are there some mistakes you made that you think others can learn from?

Clear unambiguous communication is extremely important.

If you think an orifice might have teeth, ask. Also see above.

naem
May 29, 2011

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012


Those happen when your dick is so small that she can't tell if it's in or not until she looks.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

What are the next steps for the committee investigating Grusch’s claims?

They're scheduled to have their minds erased next Tuesday.

Overdog
Jul 12, 2023

by CVG

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

They're scheduled to have their minds erased next Tuesday.

You mean, last Tuesday. :tinfoil:

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
You'll never guess what comes after "He thinks it's real because"

https://twitter.com/theurigeller/status/1694279078050672834?s=20

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Pontificating rear end posted:

You'll never guess what comes after "He thinks it's real because"

https://twitter.com/theurigeller/status/1694279078050672834?s=20

Where's the genitalia? I need to examine this evidence for myself.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




need to see the gussy

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Shaved???

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

by sebmojo
Just looks like an upside-down demigorgon down there

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Came to see alien vagina, disappointed.

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

aliens are pretty fugly

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