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emSparkly posted:Just don't put sex in your anything if it's gonna be dumb pornographic poo poo. I seriously refuse to play any of the Witcher games because the very idea of gross wooden Gerald having hardcore sex scenes for nerds who wanna plow Lord of the Rings characters makes me wanna hurl. Maybe try and be more sex positive friend.
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My friend says that you simply have to visit the House of Earthly Delights in Suran.
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Aug 23, 2023 18:17
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Refusing to play Witcher games because Geralt fucks unrealistically is hilarious.
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Aug 23, 2023 18:41
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Vic posted:Refusing to play Witcher games because Geralt fucks unrealistically is hilarious. MarcusSA posted:Maybe try and be more sex positive friend.
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Aug 23, 2023 18:50
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JollyBoyJohn posted:pretty much, sex is a part of life but it doesn't need to be a part of videogames, kinda like how most game worlds dont' contain toilets there's sex and toilets in final fantasy 7, and it is better for it
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Aug 23, 2023 18:55
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I've been wandering around in BG3 as a CHA 17 bard and always taking the 0wn people route, I haven't really done any horny poo poo
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Aug 23, 2023 18:58
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Fur20 posted:there's sex and toilets in final fantasy 7, and it is better for it It's better for it because they play them casually for laughs, which is the superior way to do it. I'm here to have fun. To be fair, laughing is also my reaction to most out-of-left-field blatant sexual content. Geralt's smirk as he seduces random wenches never fails to crack me up, even if that's clearly not the devs' intent. I'd still rather laugh with the game than at it, though.
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Aug 23, 2023 19:08
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MrQwerty posted:I've been wandering around in BG3 as a CHA 17 bard and always taking the 0wn people route, I haven't really done any horny poo poo 
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Aug 23, 2023 19:11
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Fur20 posted:there's sex and toilets in final fantasy 7, and it is better for it and yet curiously no sex in ff8, the superior ff
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Aug 23, 2023 19:25
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ive just been walking around 0wning people with rhymes
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MrQwerty posted:ive just been walking around 0wning people with rhymes Bard players being insufferable horndogs is a longstanding D&D trope. You are not doing anything wrong.
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Aug 23, 2023 19:28
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Aramis posted:Bard players being insufferable horndogs is a longstanding D&D trope. You are not doing anything wrong. oh I know, I know i just want to be the biggest drow lady to ever spit rhymes in Faerun
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Aug 23, 2023 19:30
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Fur20 posted:there's sex and toilets in final fantasy 7, and it is better for it No More Heroes lets you save in the john. Travis shouldn't get to gently caress though.
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Aug 23, 2023 19:31
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Playing high Charisma characters should have an ability check on exiting dialogue which if you fail you get a mandatory sloppy awkward sex scene with the neverhood soundtrack intro playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSGk1bQ9rcU
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Now that I think about it, No More Heroes is kind of a really goony series. Travis is intensely goony in personality. The only difference is that he's fit and has an actual lightsaber. But he actually does a whole murder tournament in a vain attempt to get laid with a chick that's never going to gently caress him. That might be worse than carrying a printer, since it has a body count. I like Travis Touchdown, but he's very obviously meant to be a lame idiot. Wait what was the topic again? People being mad at sex?
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Story of Thor/Beyond Oasis was a better zelda game than any of the 2d zeldas
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Hitman has toilets you can use to drown people. In Goldeneye for N64 there was a toilet and you could hide in a vent and watch someone in the stall. Post your favorite videogame toilet!
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Nice Van My Man posted:Hitman has toilets you can use to drown people. In Goldeneye for N64 there was a toilet and you could hide in a vent and watch someone in the stall. Post your favorite videogame toilet! Master Chief's suit. I assume it turns the poo poo to fuel or something. EDIT: That alien in Duke Nukem's throat hole.
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Aug 23, 2023 20:57
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Archonex posted:They definitely weren't just there for the sake of laziness or ease of design though. Just lol if you think they were putting extremely horny stuff in a pseudo-collectible body count system because it was easier or whatever. Plenty of games have fade to black sex scenes that don't give you a trading card after you bag some rear end. I mean, come the gently caress on man. There's no "body count" to be spoken of, unless you're personally keeping a tally in a separate window. That's something you're adding yourself.
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JollyBoyJohn posted:and yet curiously no sex in ff8, the superior ff Now this guys speaking my language.
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Nice Van My Man posted:Hitman has toilets you can use to drown people. In Goldeneye for N64 there was a toilet and you could hide in a vent and watch someone in the stall. Post your favorite videogame toilet! very accurate to the movie - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdYvdSGKVSM
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I specifically remember a toilet in The Godfather video game, because it turns out you, the player character, were the one to hide the gun for Michael Corleone to kill Sollozzo. Not sure how popular this opinion is, but that game was kind of fun back in the day.
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Aug 23, 2023 21:01
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Beartaco posted:Now this guys speaking my language. gee thanks, allow me to expand, although i claimed for most of my life that final fantasy 7 was the greatest videogame ever made, i've came to realize with time that the actual genius is with ff8 and how you can break the game over your knee with the card system. ff7 has ways to break it too, i'm not too well versed on them but i watched the guides on how to beat Ruby and Emerald weapon recently and theres a surprising amount of nuance involved, particularly with Ruby - playing around his ability to remove your character. I don't really look back on FF7 that fondly now, for one the recent remake kinda soured me on it and I've made too many false starts over the last 20 years to ever give it another shot. I'm slowly making my way through 8 on the switch and while the inbuilt systems (speed up, no deaths, no battles) make the need to use the carding method obsolete it still gives me enough joy to whittle through it for a couple of hours every week.
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47 also hides a gun in the washroom, leading to this classic line: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8rJ1TOREj0
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Vic posted:Refusing to play Witcher games because Geralt fucks unrealistically is hilarious. Geralt might gently caress unrealistically 
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MrQwerty posted:I've been wandering around in BG3 as a CHA 17 bard and always taking the 0wn people route, I haven't really done any horny poo poo Honestly same, 45 hours in, and I've been picking horny options occasionally. Maybe it all kicks off in act 2 and turns in Faerun gently caress Fest 1492 idk
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Aug 23, 2023 21:53
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sebmojo posted:Geralt might gently caress unrealistically Geralt's Schrödinger Both stiff and flaccid until you play the game
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Birdie's stage in Street Fighter Alpha 2 was in some toilets. Disgusting.
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Disco Pope posted:For a game about a plumber, Mario definitely lacks places to poo poo. Okay, uh, what are all these pipes for? That's public transportation in their kingdom. I think they do it in the UK too
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JollyBoyJohn posted:particularly with Ruby - playing around his ability to remove your character. I did it the hard way as a kid: stack materia on my champ and soft reset until they're the one remaining, and then go ham. As an adult I know that paralysis has a 100% accuracy rate vs Ruby, so it's just a matter of counting actions and opening the menu quickly to toss more Dazers when you see it start moving again  sebmojo posted:Honestly same, 45 hours in, and I've been picking horny options occasionally. Maybe it all kicks off in act 2 and turns in Faerun gently caress Fest 1492 idk It kind of depends on your companions' approval. If you're going around doing things they like, and not dropping their approval by doing things they don't, they'll all want to bone down. I pushed a deep dwarf off my boat into rushing a river because I thought it would be funny if it worked, and suddenly Astarion is picking out drapery
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JollyBoyJohn posted:and yet curiously no sex in ff8, the superior ff BLITZ BALL IS SEX. edit: Oh that isn't 8, whatever.
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anyway there is sex in final fantasy 8. for some reason, irvine leaves a porno magazine out for squall and rinoa during the concert
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I heard an Australian punk band on the radio this morning who snuck in a Final Fantasy 8 reference into one of their songs which I thought was pretty swish.
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BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:I specifically remember a toilet in The Godfather video game, because it turns out you, the player character, were the one to hide the gun for Michael Corleone to kill Sollozzo. No, you're right. It was a good time.
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sebmojo posted:Again, no-one fucks you unless you want them to. You have to click the buttons. If someone says hey wanna have sex? You click the button that says no clicking away the sex minigame prompt every 5 steps like it's a malware popup
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I remember beating ruby weapon doing some really weird poo poo I read on a guide so it never felt earned though I did have to do a lot of weird horseshit grinding to set it up
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I can understand why the devs didn't include a fade-to-black scene with Dusa, but I should have at least been allowed to kiss her 
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I don't care about whatever. I am going to inject this U hard hard drive with Black Ops only this machine can play.
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Devils Affricate posted:I can understand why the devs didn't include a fade-to-black scene with Dusa, but I should have at least been allowed to kiss her I think it's really good to have a character who you can pursue romantically only for them go "sorry not interested".
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Beartaco posted:I think it's really good to have a character who you can pursue romantically only for them go "sorry not interested". Cool, they could have done that with Meg, who seems to actively despise you
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