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In MJ's mind, a yuppie werewolf is a werespider? "Yes, the hurt. Prepare yourself, MJ, for the story of the first time I got hit in the head with a brick..."
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They probably should have talked about this before getting married.
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who would he have ever told about this? he didn't have girlfriends other than mj who knew he is spiderman (lol carole). likewise, none of his friends ever knew.
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Murdstone posted:They probably should have talked about this before getting married. They kinda did! MorningMoon posted:
In print it was 16 months ago. To be fair to MJ, peter is usually very fickle so it doesn't hurt to ask again
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:who would he have ever told about this? he didn't have girlfriends other than mj who knew he is spiderman (lol carole). likewise, none of his friends ever knew. So does Gwen Stacy just not exist in the newspaper universe?
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Larryb posted:So does Gwen Stacy just not exist in the newspaper universe? apparently mj was the one menaced by green goblin.
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Larryb posted:So does Gwen Stacy just not exist in the newspaper universe? She does not, as far as I know
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Gwen Stacy got a mention in the Harry-Osborne-as-Hobgoblin/Black Widow storyline in the 2010's , a couple years after Amazing Spider-Man 2 hit the theaters, so her death had more familiarity to the general public at the time maltesh fucked around with this message at 19:45 on Aug 22, 2023 |
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Loving these strips of Peter seething in impotent rage as Aunt May is happy she has a new boyfriend who's gonna beat teh poo poo out o fhtat awful spider-man
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"I'm not thirsty, Aunt May!" "Well, that makes one of us, dearie."
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Dumb Lizard Man posted:Since I drank my serum -- instead of injecting it -- it should act on me even more quickly. Now, I'm no one-armed scientist, but I don't feel like this would be true.
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MorningMoon posted:Loving these strips of Peter seething in impotent rage as Aunt May is happy she has a new boyfriend who's gonna beat teh poo poo out o fhtat awful spider-man Peter: But Aunt May, it's time you knew the truth.... I am Spider-Man. May: I know  Otherkinsey Scale posted:"I'm not thirsty, Aunt May!" Oh my God 
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Ikasuhito posted:Now, I'm no one-armed scientist, but I don't feel like this would be true. Yeah, when you start thinking about it, it'd be the opposite!
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Well, he only had one arm, so when he digests the serum it doesn't take as long to cover the whole body    it's very NSM to have the historic wedding, scratch your head, and roll with telling the origin again while trying to figure out married peter stories
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MJ already figured out the best way to stop Peter going out and risking his life is to ask him to tell a simple story she's already heard before, and before you know it 7 weeks have gone by and he hasn't left the couch.
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Bro that's the "half spiderman face" of all time
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Oh my God, he's turned into a The Lizard!
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That 6x10 of MJ Peter just keeps in his back pocket
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Hang on, Pete got into the theatre just in time for the 'I have always relied on the kindness of strangers' line... Isn't that at the VERY END?
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Yeah, Peter made it to the show earlier than he normally would!
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To be slightly fair to Pete, he didn’t know he’d have the afternoon off, he thought he’d be spending the whole day mucking about in the swamp till Connors tossed him the keys and told him to gently caress off. Of course, this means that he definitely barged into the theater and seated himself without a ticket, but given that he abandoned a rental car in the middle of the highway and is currently using his spider powers to break into the backstage rooms, that’s probably the least egregious of his crimes so far.
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Rental car was immediately stolen by our favorite pair of overachieving car thieves.
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It might even take a while for our The Lizard to even do more crimes than Peter, then. So far he's only broken his own property in hte middle of a swamp.    
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I mean, I didn't have to change much.
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davidspackage posted:I mean, I didn't have to change much. Perfection.
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 Smooth as silk.
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davidspackage posted:I mean, I didn't have to change much. Haifisch posted:
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    And that's the origin in 2 and a half weeks
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