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Febreeze posted:I wish he wasn't a cowboy because I want to root very hard for the child to be good Mr. Nice! posted:That's a 6th round draft pick.
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:Same. My favorite thing about Deuce is that as soon as there's one guy in space between him and the endzone you can basically mark it a TD already. Dude made a career out of humiliating DBs in space.
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Deuce is a top tier athlete that's obviously an extremely good runner but will probably never see a blocking down in his life because cmon
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Doltos posted:Deuce is a top tier athlete that's obviously an extremely good runner but will probably never see a blocking down in his life because cmon I was gonna make a Maurice Jones-Drew comp, but Mojo had 30 lbs on Deuce Deuce is like a little kid out there 
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I find that demeaning NOT because I'm 5'9 and short kings must be protected but he is like 21 and a person with thoughts and feelings
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Doltos posted:I find that demeaning NOT because I'm 5'9 and short kings must be protected but he is like 21 and a person with thoughts and feelings
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Doltos posted:Deuce is a top tier athlete that's obviously an extremely good runner but will probably never see a blocking down in his life because cmon It would be a true test of "low man wins".
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Aug 17, 2023 16:57
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Thoughts and feelings? That's what the concussions are there to weed out
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Sproles and Danny Woodhead were things.
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davecrazy posted:Sproles and Danny Woodhead were things.
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Giants are winning the super bowl https://twitter.com/BobbySkinner_/status/1692689862279749711?t=k8VaDktu7KtBdwtCm9FCCQ&s=19
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Febreeze posted:Giants are winning the super bowl Flawless logic imo 
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It's so beautiful he was barely running too
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Giants social media is gong nuts over one pre season game. It’s kinda lol. Pre season don’t mean poo poo. I still think we’re a playoff team, but slow your roll about one series of plays again literally no defensive gameplan.
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On the other hand the eagles look terrible and the defense is even worse somehow so we will be lucky to get 3 wins
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Yeah but did you see the Browns miss the easy FG twice???
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Anyway, gently caress the Cowboys
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Quiet Feet posted:Anyway, gently caress the Cowboys
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Sam Howell may not totally suck rear end. But the Commie defense falls for the delayed handoff every single time, it's embarrassing.
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Good write up on Deuce Vaughn https://deadspin.com/deuce-vaughn-is-proving-that-size-doesnt-matter-in-the-1850759543
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predicto posted:Sam Howell may not totally suck rear end. But the Commie defense falls for the delayed handoff every single time, it's embarrassing. He looked good but still very raw at times. That’s coachable though and who better than Bienemy. I like what saw of the highlights, just can’t stay up late on Monday nights to see the whole thing. Still, it’s preseason, who the gently caress knows how fragile our o-line is when playing a real game.
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Sam Howell is a decent prospect. Can hit timing routes really well and has a great nose for slant routes. He's not really a world beater or a project, what you see is what you get. He probably should have played more last year considering their QB situation.
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Lmao Trevon Diggs, sorry bud you are loving toast this season. I hope it doesn't turn into some gross vicious poo poo just cause some people wanna yuck your yum though.
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Here’s a scorching hot take: https://twitter.com/LuckIsMadeFF/status/1693799363154190480?s=20
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Watch our first round draft pick Emmanuel Forbes make a beast tackle. Dude is like under five feet and weighs a hundred pounds. https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1693784035208905114?s=20
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Cartoon Man posted:Here’s a scorching hot take:
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god elon musk loving sucks. tweets shouldn't have "read more" links that's the whole loving point
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indigi posted:god elon musk loving sucks. tweets shouldn't have "read more" links that's the whole loving point If I wanted to read longform posts I'd keep reading blogs. The problem being that people stopped WRITING blogs to just make giant Twitter threads and make the whole experience worse for everyone. I still keep coming to this "dead" website for the very good reason that Something Awful knows what it is and does what it's for very well, twenty years on. Anything additional that it does, the users do it. It's a constant and it's a huge breath of fresh air compared to every other place on the web which tries to reinvent itself every two goddamn weeks and parasitically consume as much of my life as possible. Basically, parasocial bullshit will eventually creep me out and drive me away. But this thread of morons talking about football and repeating gently caress The Cowboys like a religious mantra is ACTUALLY social, thus it's eternal, and I wouldn't have it any other way. gently caress the Cowboys.
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yeah i'm just not built for an internet experience that doesn't include well-maintained forums, so if these things ever die out it's a cabin in the woods for ol' rob gently caress the cowboys
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Toaster Beef posted:yeah i'm just not built for an internet experience that doesn't include well-maintained forums, so if these things ever die out it's a cabin in the woods for ol' rob Scene: a tired beef sits isolated in a cabin when the door flies open. Nobody is at the door. There's a football lodged onto the ceiling with a note only initialled "JG" gently caress the cowboys
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gently caress the Cowboys
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gently caress the cowboys, gently caress em
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gently caress the Cowboys. With Snyder gone, who remains the most evil owner in the NFL now, Jerry?
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yeah the title is back where it should be
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Cartoon Man posted:gently caress the Cowboys. Haslam? Spanos? Or are those guys just dickheads and not actively evil
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